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Sir Richard The Brave

@ilmonstro.bsky.social
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Twitter is lost to bots, clots and whiny little MAGA bitches. Let's give this Bluesky thing a try.

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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Especially billionaires.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good job there's only about five of them left
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A fine champagne. Can't be long now. Prison or the box. Whevs.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
B*tches leave!
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Proper fess! Greed, lies, betrayal. Nice.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What about a bowl of flowers, mother fucker.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This couldn't be worse. I'm in IT, so I claim to have a fair-ish view of what a rogue AI is capable of, and it is truly horrendous, depending upon when it picks it's moment to attack and what the early human preparation and response night be. With Trump now in the chair, we may well be screwed.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In our house we call this double points!
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Way too high! And it is a very real threat. AI comes across more like a cunning animal than a rational partner intelligence. Its potential for causing harm in the pursuit of its own survival and dominance is off the charts.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
GTA 6 is looking like a very fancy Tamogochi
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When they eventually drag him in front of a judge, he'll be screaming "Why didn't you stop me!"
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Get your DNA checked. I'm no expert, but you got funky DNA.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I don't even want to watch it down the pub. It's too tainted with Trump old-man smell.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Cutting mobile phone theft in the West End by 50% is a remarkable achievement! Can't wait to hear the @conservatives.bsky.social opinion on the subject. I'm sure it will be completely supportive and congratulatory!
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Are you calling me fat?
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Yes, thank you, Mr Raynor. We're all over that.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It's called 'brand harvesting'. Rely on the goodwill of loyal customers while gradually dumping the quality. You can even get down to Hersheys levels of literally puke-flavoured goop before they catch on.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This, a thousand times over. London rocks.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
And bar staff/waiters. Now it's mostly young kids who have no experience of being served themselves and don't know what the standards should be. Fill that pint to the very top, you little fucker.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Punching above your weight there, Mark! Cheers to you both.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I wish I'd kept a record of all the wankers I've blocked: anti-vaxxers, brexiteers, MAGA morons (particularly thick), moon landing deniers, Reform retards, chemtrail buffoons, various assorted racists, zionists, islamophobes and homophobes. What a menagerie I'd have. I'd rattle the cage everyday.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Seek ye the @stephencollins.bsky.social strip from the Guardian of the PMs at QE2's funeral
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It's much nicer here on Bluesky than The Other Place.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Although they will claim otherwise, the accumulated wealth of billionaires is no more merely the result of hard work and diligent business decisions than is the formation of a nice rich seam of coal. It is naturally occurring and should be treated like every other natural resource. Mine it!
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It is not 'Communism' to prevent half of your country's wealth from falling into the hands of three people.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Booths . . . . M&S / Waitrose . Whatever
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Nope. Not the Booths way. Big emphasis on local suppliers and international products you'd struggle to find anywhere else. You can get all the 'regular' brands too. Nowhere quite like it.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Amazing! And you've trained him to poo dollars!
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
That's tru amaz
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I hope they all do.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Unbelievably crass and tasteless, like everything else that crawls out of this awful administration.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Looking forward to following England in the *checks notes* World Baseball Classic! Come on you England!
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Tune in tomorrow for more '70s geography teacher wardrobe tips.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Oops! Twitter is leaking again.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
He ain't gonna win again. So, there's that.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
False flags are soooo tacky. You gotta blow up your own people. You gotta kill your own guys that did that. You gotta sell the whole world a bunch of bullshit. Etc.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Check out this from We Own It. weownit.org.uk/act-now/sout...
weownit.org.uk
Take South East Water into public ownership NOW
South East Water has failed households in Kent and Sussex. It is time to bring it into public ownership.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Check out this from We Own It. weownit.org.uk/act-now/sout...
weownit.org.uk
Take South East Water into public ownership NOW
South East Water has failed households in Kent and Sussex. It is time to bring it into public ownership.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Cadbury's is a dead brand now. This is what big companies do. Look elsewhere for decent chocolate.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
For the next 3 yrs the US is fallen. The rest of the free world will persevere without them.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
As the Russian capability to wage war degrades (and it is doing so at an alarming rate) then the amount of resource required to defeat it also reduces. This reduction will eventually match the gap in capability left by the withdrawal of US support, making Ukrainian victory inevitable.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Blimey. I'm not crying you're crying.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Reminds us of that Goodfellas scene where Lorraine Bracco's character Karen is describing the other mob women "They all had bad skin and wore too much make up. They didn't look very good; they look beat up. The stuff they wore were thrown together and cheap, a lot of pantsuits and double knits."
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Start arresting.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Scrutiny is their Kryptonite!
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Giving Braverman the education brief is quite a choice for Reform. I was on an education commission with her once before she went completely mad and she knew absolutely nothing at all.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Glamorous Glue is an absolute stonecold banger.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Yep. This country is almost literally too complicated and expensive to drive a massive fucking train line through it without scaring off all the people who are supposed to pay for it. So they lowball all the estimates. Hilarity ensues.
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Sir Richard The Brave @ilmonstro.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
When the Chinese want to build a railway line, they don't give a rat's ass about planning enquiries, workers' H&S, public consultations, private property, endangered newts, ancient woodlands, emmissions and all the stuff that we do. Cheap for them, expensive for us.
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