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@illusorywall.bsky.social
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Dark Souls Dissected & retro VGM sound design nerd. He/him, gay. explod2a03 in a past life. patreon.com/illusorywall youtube.com/illusorywall

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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Someone asked me what kind of snare I have, and it might be hard to find? I'm not much of a gear head, bought it ~10 years ago & just absolutely clueless about this stuff. It appears to be a Ludwig Supralite that's either 4in by 14in, or 4.5in by 14in (I'm dumb & don't know how depth is measured).
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haven't posted a drumming video recently, but tonight the jam block slipped onto the crash cymbal, pleasantly surprising me with a "we have a vibraslap at home" situation. #illusorydrumming
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Streaming Dark Souls 2 with @brave.fatbirdlovers.org! We're sharing a single controller, and also using the doubled enemies mod. This might be hell. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M1x... (he is also stream on his twitch)
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
At 3:30 EST / 7:30 GMT (a little under 2 hours from now), I'll be revisiting the Dark Souls 15th Anniversary mod! I had a lot of fun playing this a couple weeks ago, but today is the 15th Anniversary of Dark Souls' release in the US, so today is the actual anniversary of when I first played it.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no idea how much bsky compression will hurt this comparison, but I just threw this together. The issue is that the OST often just plays 25% pulse waves when in-game it switches to 12.5%. Meaning, the wrong instrument or timbre is often playing. (credit to Melody Man on YT for Wii recording)
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Random Dark Souls observation: I somehow never noticed that the boulder Infested Barbarians are significantly larger than the club-wielding ones, lol. I think the large rock above their heads sorta dwarfs them in a way to make the difference less obvious, at least that seems to have happened to me.
just two bros hanging out side by side in the blighttown swamp
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
science diagrams that look like shitposts
Dark Souls screenshot. The player character standing right next to a hollow in The Depths. Using debug, red and purple capsules are drawn from their heads, showing the direction they're facing... for some reason.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hell yeah. Risaia is spelled differently here, as Lizaia, so Istarel/ Istarelle went through the same inconsistent translation.
In Game Description

A short spear of hard oak. It is covered with engravings and is one of the few Revelations from God.

Once belonged to the Holy Knight Lizaia. Its holiness increases the wielder's resistance to plague and poison.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sound regions are pretty cool to look at in Dark Souls debug. This box is responsible for the noisy gears surrounding the boulder mechanism in Sen's Fortress. Shout out to @meowmaritus.bsky.social for teaching me where this visualization can be toggled.
The boulder giant from Sen's Fortress is seen standing above a blue and green box. This box is a visualization of the sound region for the noisy gear mechanisms surrounding the boulder contraption.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Final verdict: Yeah that tracks.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm impressed with how little this had to go off of. Literally only 3 / 60 questions in so far, and it's already suggesting Connecticut. Which *is* where I grew up.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I think VS. Platoon is very rare! I love the VS arcade cabinets, NES games are their own vibe distinct from normal arcade games, so there's always been a novelty for me in seeing NES hardware in an actual arcade unit. I always try to play VS. Castlevania when I make it to Magfest.
very old pic of me playing VS. Castlevania.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The wording is kinda ambiguous if the 2nd CNT session for The Duskbloods is still happening on schedule, but I'm just assuming it is and I guess we'll all find out together! (it seems like it is)
Tweet from FROMSOFTWARE:

We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused to those who were waiting for the first The Duskbloods network test due to game server issues. We regret to inform you that today's session is now closed. We will continue to work on improving the servers and will announce future schedules at a later date.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oh the first session is officially canceled at this point.
Tweet from FROMSOFTWARE: We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused to those who were waiting for the first The Duskbloods network test due to game server issues. We regret to inform you that today's session is now closed. We will continue to work on improving the servers and will announce future schedules at a later date.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That's all to say, I'm very stoked about returning to Demon's Souls like this. I learned so much about Dark Souls 1 from those streams, and the same will happen here. Like what even is this little box? Does it serve a purpose, or is it cut content? We'll be figuring out a lot of stuff like that.
A small event region box in the middle of a staircase, found in the second shrine of storms area. It is not near an obvious trap, so I don't immediately recognize its purpose.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This Sunday, I'll be debuting the Demon's Souls Event Region live datamining streams! Planned for 3PM EST / 7 PM GMT. @valer8.bsky.social & HotPocketRemix will be joining me to untangle how a ton of stuff in the game works, with super cool visualizations made only possible through modding wizardry.
Demon's Souls Shrine of Storms starting area, with event regions displayed in-game via custom wireframe objects.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It was attempting to help reduce gameplay friction in a subtle way, and it looked cooler imo; win/win Here, I don't think any problem was actually being solved AND it looks worse. While the shape of the hallway itself is more visible, everything is more washed out. PtDE left, DSR right
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Most lighting changes that people take issue with are the result of an overhaul to the lighting systems and how some textures are handled, not hands-on changes to specific setpieces. However, QLOC did add a couple completely-new point lights to the game, and this is another one of those.
screenshot taken in Smithbox. The yellow prism is the new point light found in Dark Souls Remastered.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Here's another lighting change between the original Dark Souls & the remaster, this time for the worse. While the remaster is known for having some issues with the lighting, I should clarify that the particular kind of change seen here is actually quite rare, which is why I find it interesting:
Dark Souls, Prepare to Die edition is on the left, comparison screenshot from Dark Souls remastered is on the right. The hallway was made a little brighter in the remaster, but things overall look more washed out, and the enemy in the hallway became harder to see, blending in instead of being contrast against a dark background.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Here's a pretty subtle lighting change between vanilla and the Dark Souls remaster: They made the exit to the Asylum Demon's room a little brighter by adding a point light floating in front of it. It illuminates the doorway itself a bit better, and also lights the ground in front of it.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
🤔
Character list in Dark Souls Debug that says "Armored_Tusk" and "Armored_Tusk_NoAnal".
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Wow I got really lost on the way back home from vacation apparently. (I was nowhere near Texas, and still am not)
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
For a little while now you've been able to talk to @soulsdialogbot.bsky.social I don't know why you'd want to. It's a pretty terrible conversationalist in that it only knows how to respond with Dark Souls dialog, but you can! brought to you by @kingborehaha.bsky.social & @diamond815.bsky.social
Dark Souls Dialog Bot: But thou must heed the golden rule...

Me: What is the golden rule?

DSDB: ...Hmph? Why, that's...

Me: Go on...

DSDB: Ahh, forget about it. I don't deal with that kind.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Today's other drumbeat! It could use some work but I think it's the foundation of something cool. #illusorydrumming
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I felt like this beat was missing something, just adding some toms to the end filled it out! #illusorydrumming
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This nonsense is indistinguishable from the D.E.N.N.I.S. system from It's Always Sunny. Yes, this is actually from the article.
excerpt from weird CNN article:

He also explains his so-called "A.S.S. rule:" Always Say Something. Then, it's to "escalate," he explains. The man's energy should be less friendly and more "James Bond, badass." He insists: "She needs to feel that tension."
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
And they continued to double down after this and somehow make it even worse.
altNOAA responding to a perfectly level-headed comment about how they shouldn't be contributing to misinformation as the new normal:

It is the new normal. I don't know where you've been for the past 10 years.altNOAA insinuates that they knew the information was fake news from the start and that they did it on purpose.

A weirdo with a gen-AI avatar defends altNOAA saying:

The oopsie might have been on purpose to generate good conversation and highten our awareness.

altNOAA responds to them with a winking face emoji.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Fuck @altnoaa.bsky.social, they are proud and out misinformation peddlers. It'd be one thing if it was a mistake (though anyone claiming to be "alt" official anything SHOULD give a damn about vetting sources), but the trippling down is pathetic. They are resistance grifters.
altNOAA posting fake news that reads:

Beluga Whale Escapes Research Facility And Swims Hundreds of Miles Back To Her Baby.

It is wrong and immoral to hold beings of self awareness captive if they have committed no crimes.After being called out on being fake news/ AI, altNOAA responds:

Two types of people will see this. The first type is the emotionally shallow person who just sees AI and that's it for them. Everyone else will think about the emotions it created for a self-aware being they personally don't know and understand that cetacean captivity is wrong. I love it for this!

A user responds:

We don't dismiss it because we're "emotionally shallow," we dismiss it because you're contributing to the rise of misinformation as the new normal. You can find genuine stories that make your point; please do, we'd love that!

altNOAA responds:

It is the new normal. I don't know where you've been for the past 10 years.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Today's random drum beat. #illusorydrumming
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Here's the main groove I came up with after messing around today. #illusorydrumming
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
There's something really satisfying about playing the hi-hat/ tambourine in a way that turns the beat around. I was originally playing it every quarter note, which means it didn't have that effect. But suddenly playing every-other-hit turned it into another 3 against 4 beat. #illusorydrumming
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I gotta remember to start recording more clips of random beats I come up with. At the moment my practicing is very scattered, I'm not really working on anything in particular. But I'm having fun just messing around and coming up with beats I like. But I easily forget stuff between sessions...
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Oh wow! That's great. I had a great time. I didn't stay in Pittsburgh but I'm glad I got to have this incredibly delicious pretzel before the show
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I went to the first show of St Vincent's symphonic tour last night. It ruled.
selfie in front of St Vincent tour poster outside the venue
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
One thing that's kind of annoying about the youtube interface for editing video descriptions is that @'ing someone or linking specific YT videos breaks easily. Here's a couple handles that should be linked properly, but simply adding or changing text in the description afterward can break them.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
many such cases
The Skull Lord from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Screenshot of text of from article: Steven Rosenbaum, author of "The Future of Truth," said he had started his own investigation after The New York Times asked about the fake quotes."We're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme from I Think You Should Leave.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
My latest video is live! It's Part 2 of How Enemies Detect You in Dark Souls: Smell. No, this isn't a joke. Smell is an actual mechanic in these games. youtu.be/y4SUfS9ymBU
video thumbnail titled "Smell is an actual mechanic in Dark Souls". Includes screenshot of Sif smelling the player from the alternate Sif cutscene.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The second session of the Dark Souls randomizer livestream continues tonight at 6 PM EST / 10 PM GMT. I've been waiting all week to get back into it!
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The vibe reminds me of this, which is a great look for the characters.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
QTP with a game that made you a gamer in your childhood
Nethack for the Amiga
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Gwyndolin boss fight is going well
The chosen undead looking like a pin cushion, riddled with arrows.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'll be streaming tomorrow (Sun) at 3 PM EST / 7 PM GMT! What will I be streaming? Something a bit different! A horror/puzzle? game called Crawling Angels. store.steampowered.com/app/3958640/... First non-souls game I'll be streaming, but there's a reason my viewers will wanna check this out.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
bugs bunny wish meme: "I wish all content creators who dunk on AI by frequently reacting to AI videos a very STOP."
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Live reaction of every artist logging onto bluesky today:
photograph of a burning carousel 🔥 🎠 🔥
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I could keep going. Hiding images offscreen is just bad UI, and it's needlessly disruptive to how a lot of people want to present their art. All entirely avoidable if it was simply an option.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I think the app hasn't updated and I still have the grid for now, thankfully. Just look at how everyone actually feels about this.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Every time it happens, I see some people surprised or confused about why a movie trailer gets its own teaser 24 hours prior, basically announcing that the full trailer drops tomorrow or whatever. Maybe it's just youtuber brain here, but it makes sense to me, so I wanna talk about why it's a thing.
reddit post that reads: So a fkn announcement trailer for a trailer that's being released the next day?reddit post that reads: I'm not sure I understand why you release a video to announce the trailer coming out tomorrow rather than just release the trailer.reddit post that reads: Fuck announcements and release dates for trailers.
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
predator, muscle-flexing handshake meme to convey agreement. united are "gay furries" and "romance novel readers"
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illusory wall @illusorywall.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Very cool NES game with an extremely cursed password screen. 66 characters, and doesn't omit things that can be easily confused as it includes upper and lowercase letters and numbers. l, I, 1, O, o, 0, V, v etc. 💀 Unfortunate excessive sprite slowdown, especially in 2 player mode as well.
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