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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Leela from Futurama dressed as a witch
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is what peak performance looks like.
R2-D2 from Star Wars. He looks like a trashcan on wheels and is one of the most powerful and useful robots ever created. His only flaw is that he can't speak Basic but luckily his husband translates for him.
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" in the style of the NY Knicks logo
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ralph Kramden's dream of sending a woman to the moon is finally being realized. 🌝🇺🇸🦅
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sinclair?
Earl Sinclair from the Dinosaurs sitcom looking directly at the camera and smiling.
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Picture of Mordin Solus from Mass Effect with a quote bubble added to the bottom of the picture
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The US "border" for the purposes of border patrol jurisdiction is defined by any area within 100 miles of the border or an ocean or bordering lake.
A map displaying where US border patrol has jurisdiction, including highlighting major cities within the jurisdiction. In the center is text that reads "Nearly 2 out of 3 people live with the 100 mile border zone"
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
You're welcome
Shirtless Spock with chest hair
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
You know your website is literally unreadable
The Eurogamer web page as linked from the previous post. The content of the article cannot be read because it has been pushed to the right by a "latest news" box. There is no horizontal scroll bar
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I still think about this post a lot.
Screenshot of a Steam forum post from 2015 about the game Her Story, an investigative game where the player discovers what happened by searching through videotaped interviews that doesn't have a definite, programmed end state. The original poster asked how they know that they've completed the game. 

Reply:
It's up to you to decide when you are satisfied with the information you have found.

Original poster:
how do I decide when I am satisfied?
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
@tomtomorrow.bsky.social in print!
The July 28 edition of the comic This Modern World by Tom Tomorrow featuring Donald Trump as a detective investigating Jeffrey Epstein
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
My Fantastic Four
A panel from either issue 347 or 348 of the original run of the Fantastic Four comic book which featured a storyline where the team was believed to be dead and Spider-Man, Wolverine, Ghostrider, and Gray Hulk (aka Joe Fixit) took over as the New Fantastic Four. 

Spider-Man is in front looking determined in the foreground. Wolverine is smoking a cigar some distance behind Spider-Man and is dressed like Indiana Jones for some reason. Ghostrider is standing next to Wolverine aura farming. A huge Gray Hulk in a blue suit with a white dress shirt and thin black tie looms in the entire background. There's also some kind of computer or some shit in the corner behind them.
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I asked AI to do this and it could not so I had to open Paint dot net and do it myself.
The JEB 2016 electoral map meme superimposed over a California super gerrymander that leaves the state 51-1 in favor of Democrats.
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
An AI generated cartoon of a disheveled looking man in a business suit who has been strapped to a computer chair, possibly with duct tape. There is a computer in front of him and a security guard behind him with crossed arms and a stern expression. There is a text label above the image which contains the text of the prompt:  "We have put safeguards in place to protect our idiot ketamine addicted CEO from ruining his own product"
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I usually avoid posting AI images but I'll make an exception in this case
An AI generated image of an angry looking Pope-like figure in a painterly style. His miter is bright red with "Make America Great Again" in the classic all caps white font of the baseball caps. For some reason ChatGPT felt the need to put the prompt on the bottom of the image in yellow all caps text: "The MAGA Antipope"
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The infamous "DashCon ball pit". A blue ~8ft by ~8ft inflatable ballpit in a massive, empty and desolate looking conference space. In the far distance a few empty chairs are visible around small tables.
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
extremely doomed.
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Google search: one in the glue, two in the stew meaning

AI Overview result: The saying "one in the glue, two in the stew" is an idiom that implies a situation where a person is in trouble or a difficult situation. It suggests that the person has made mistakes or gotten into a mess, possibly with the consequences of their actions becoming increasingly worse. 
Here's a more detailed breakdown:
"One in the glue"
refers to a situation where someone has already made a mistake or gotten into a sticky situation. The "glue" suggests something difficult to escape or that is going to cause problems. 
"Two in the stew"
indicates that the situation has escalated or become even more complicated and troublesome. "Stew" can refer to a difficult or worrying situation, or it can also mean the state of being stewed, or brooding. 
In essence, the idiom conveys the idea that a person has already encountered a problem, and now the problem is becoming even more serious or complex, and they are likely to feel worried or upset.
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I see a followers/following ratio like this I just block and move on
Text reading "11.3k followers 16.3k following"
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The cybernetic turkey named Turkatron from the cartoon Aqua Teen Hunger Force holding a beer bottle
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Same energy.
A dozen photojournalists huddled around a small fire inside an overturned trash can, the context being this was the only example of damage or mayhem at a peaceful protest.
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Same. Yours looks better. I was able to see it with the naked eye a couple days ago.
Night sight photo of the comet
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
#321,133
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
I looked up what came out in 2004 and the only thing I even had listened to was American Idiot and I'm not ready to call that "perfect" so here's a funny joke answer instead.
The album art from Now That's What I Call Music! 16
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
Something is wrong with this guy's brain
The subject of the article replying to a comment on the article. His reply is full of seeming spelling mistakes and wrong word usage to the point that it's almost illegible. A third commenter replies with only "I don't understand :-("
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
Adding alt text. Split into three parts because of the character limit.
Well, I would do that... We had Sen. Marco Rubio, and my daughter Ivanka was so impactful on that issue. It's a very important issue. But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I'm talking about...child care is child care. You have to have it in this country you have to have it.

But when you talk about those numbers compared to the kind of numbers that I'm talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they're not used to but they'll get used to it very quickly - and it's not going to stop them from doing business with us, but they'll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country. Those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we're talking about, including child care, that it's going to take care.I look forward to having no deficits within a fairly short period of time, coupled with the reductions that I told you about on waste and fraud and all of the other things that are going on in our country, because I have to stay with child care. I want to stay with child care, but those numbers are small relative to the kind of economic numbers that I'm talking about, including growth, but growth also headed up by what the plan is that I just told you about.

We're going to be taking in trillions of dollars, and as much as child care is talked about as being expensive, it's, relatively speaking, not very expensive compared to the kind of numbers we'll be taking in. We're going to make this into an incredible [country that can] afford to take care of its people, and then we'll worry about the rest of the world. Let's help other people, but we're going to take care of our country first.It's about Make America Great Again, we have to do it because right now we're a failing nation, so we'll take care of it.
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Google photo insists this is a real photo of a beach, and frequently includes it in its little auto generated stories
A World of Warcraft Classic screenshot of two characters standing next to each other looking at the sunset on the beach in Westfall
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 22/07/2024
Screenshot of a Twitter post:
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@PEACHYBLACKGØRL
we really living in the the most difficult section of someone's AP gov exam in 2053 

3:11 PM Jul 21, 2024 2.5M Views
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
A screen capture from the Futurama episode Parasites Lost with the king of the worms that had infected Fry pointing at himself saying "Yo."
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
Important legal news.
A tweet by Benjy Sarlin (@benjysarlin) stating "Merchan rules RT = endorsements" quoting another tweet by Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) which contains a screenshot of Judge Merchan's contempt ruling against Donald Trump, which essentially says that while there is no law guiding whether a repost is an endorsement, "common sense" dictates that a repost is a statement of the defendant.
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
Telling my kids this is Norm McDonald
The audio animatronic father from the first stage of Disney's Carousel of Progress
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Un...
A chart from the 2012 Michigan Democratic Presidential primary showing Barrack Obama losing 10.69% of the vote to "uncommitted"
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
It is less fun when the result is better.
An AI image generated from the prompt: ""im not owned!  im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob".
It depicts a cartoon of a naked, emaciated-looking man sitting astride a large corn cob. He has a chat bubble with the text: "I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!" An anthropomorphic corn cob with a worried expression looks on.
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 22/02/2024
I forget which image generator made this for me back in November but I had the exact same idea.
An AI generated image from the prompt: "turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right".
It features a white man in a blue suit turning a comically large dial labeled "racism" while smiling at an unseen audience.An AI image generated from the prompt: ""im not owned!  im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob".
It features a stern man cast in bronze with a cloth shirt on affixed behind a giant corn cob. He has a chat bubble that contains the text 'Im not owned!!' repeated three times.An AI image generated from the prompt: "if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war".
Some really metal looking skeletons, clearly adapted from Warhammer 40k with big pauldrons and backpacks, and some skulls with bat wings flying around, and the text "IF YOUR GRAVE SAYT IN PEACE ON YOU YOU'E ANNEGIALATELY DORATED IN THE SKELTON WAR" across the top.An AI image generated from the prompt: "go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse".
A cartoon image of people sitting around a dinner table, apparently arguing. In the center is a woman standing with her arms outstretched saying "GO AHREAD. KEEP SCHUT THE HECK UP. (OR ME. IT ONLY MAAKEES MY OPNION WORSE')". Inexplicably, there is a large eagle on the left with razor sharp teeth and drool, and on the right is a large, surprised looking iguana.
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ildon @ildon.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
If you were visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?
A picture of Han Solo, Chewbacca, and Luke Skywalker from the ending of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
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