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@ikanread.bsky.social
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lover of animals, law, and garbage tv. She/her; “everywhere she went, including here, was against her better judgment”

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 9h
Why is Jessel wearing a statement necklace that ate all the statement necklaces that came before and is now the master statement necklace to rule them all #RHONY
Jessel wearing a series of increasingly large pocket watches fashioned into some sort of necklace abomination
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My man looks like a waterlogged thumb with hair plugs from Turkey
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I screamed out loud in the theater during this scene, thankfully I wasn’t the only one
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Jurassic Park Dinosaur Eye
Alt: Jurassic Park Dinosaur Eye
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Grammar will remember you as a dirtbag lol
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*marked safe from Lisa Barlow rapping #RHUGT
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Destiny's Child - I'm A Survivor
Alt: Destiny's Child - I'm A Survivor
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The resilience people show when they drop their cake always impresses me - I’d give up and order a pizza in tears #GBBO #greatbritishbakingshow
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Getting all weepy voiced that she’s not there, I’m infuriated on her daughter’s behalf
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TAMRA YOU HAVE ONE JOB AND ITS TO NOT MENTION SYDNEY ON THE SHOW AND YET HERE WE ARE AGAIN #RHOC
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Real Housewives Star Says ENOUGH!
Alt: Taylor Armstrong from RHOBH Says ENOUGH!
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Birds are a little queer #RHONY
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Beautiful Birds in Nature
Alt: Beautiful Birds in Nature
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“People think lawyers are dishonest so the first thing I’m gonna do is lie to everyone” #thetraitorsus #thetraitorsnewblood
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Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
Alt: Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No that was insane lol
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jen and Emily can’t ruin the evening, that’s Vicki’s job #RHOC
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Vicki Gunvalson: Nailed to the Cross Like Jesus
Alt: Vicki Gunvalson: Nailed to the Cross Like Jesus
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lisa Barlow and I have nothing in common but grilled cheese with tomato soup #RHOSLC
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We See Each Other Watching You
Alt: “We See Each Other” Watching You, Kandi Burress at the RHOA reunion
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Heather’s boyfriend straight up looks like the Demon of the Week from Charmed, that pointed goatee is a character choice #RHOSLC
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Piper Halliwell Unleashes Charmed Combustion
Alt: Piper Halliwell Unleashes Charmed Combustion
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is already too much Erin per episode #RHONY
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Shooo Sylvie Grateau
Alt: Shooo Sylvie Grateau
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That guy was just itching to talk about how many sisters he has
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
GO TO SLEEP LUANN! GO TO SLEEP!! #RHUGT
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Go To Sleep! Go To Sleep!
Alt: Bethenny Frankel on Scary Island screams “Go To Sleep! Go To Sleep!”
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is just cruel to give us a Miami montage but not a new season #RHUGT #RHOM
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Real Housewives Housewives
Alt: Real Housewives Housewives of Miami Alexia animatedly says “What the hell are you doing?” Which is me to the decision makers that put this show on pause
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Pink back” is actually a terrible title hth #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
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Trixie Mattel: Oh Honey
Alt: Trixie Mattel: Oh Honey
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a more iconic duo than MomTok and being in shambles #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
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This Again
Alt: This Again
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Layla shouldn’t cry over a man whose face is too small for his head #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
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Girl, He Ain't Worth It - Saturday Night Live
Alt: Girl, He Ain't Worth It - Saturday Night Live
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Disingenuine” so close, Jen, so close #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
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Lauren Bloom: Nope. Not Even Close.
Alt: Lauren Bloom: Nope. Not Even Close.
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chase is a jerk but he really nailed Mikayla when he said she was in it for the clout, too like girl, you didn’t trip and fall into a tv show #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
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Spider-Man Pointing Meme
Alt: Spider-Man Pointing Meme
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Vicki out here being a wet fart on two shows simultaneously but offended she got called a Debbie Downer lol #RHOC
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Bugs Bunny: Who? Meeeeee? Flirty Wink
Alt: Bugs Bunny: Who? Meeeeee? Flirty Wink
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Taylor interrogating Dakota about a woman because she’s still sleeping with him while being engaged to someone else #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
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Trixie Mattel's Dramatic 'The Nerve!'
Alt: Trixie Mattel's Dramatic 'The Nerve!
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“It’s the year of the horse: she’s bold, she’s fearless, she lifts her tail to poop” #RHONY
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sacrifice, Porsha? The OG Housewives were on TV, they weren’t thrown in a volcano #RHUGT
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Fortnite Volcano Eruption
Alt: Fortnite Volcano Eruption
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Are We The Baddies? Meme
Alt: Are We The Baddies? Meme
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Unless it’s late because it’s contaminated with salmonella
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
KC *talks about the horrible racism and abuse online* Andy Cohen: So KARAOKE was great!! #loveislandusa #loveisland
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Whose Line Is It Anyway: Wow! Nice Segue
Alt: Whose Line Is It Anyway: Wow! Nice Segue
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just happy to consume something that doesn’t contain salmonella so worth the wait
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m too old to understand “exclusive but not boyfriend/girlfriend” I guess #loveislandusa #loveisland
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My man looks like he lettered in The Most Dangerous Game in high school
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
There’s RHOC but that maybe doesn’t count as new cuz it’s been the same 2 fights for 5 years
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They suspended mine but I don’t know how to fix it, I updated my address online (just moved) and checked the box to update my voter reg but now it’s a problem and I can’t find my voter card for the number to fix online. Just gonna show up to the voter reg office I guess
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There’s never been anything pro life about this agenda
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Even the ring was trying to stop Faye at the end there #loveisblinduk
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Don’t Answer
Alt: Don’t do it! Dog shakes his head no
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dodged a bullet Cuba #loveisblinduk
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Liz Lemon: That Guy Is The Worst (Tina Fey)
Alt: Liz Lemon: That Guy Is The Worst (Tina Fey)
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m here for the messy bosun drama. It’s like Game of Floats #belowdeckmed
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Game of Thrones Iron Throne: Ice and Fire
Alt: Game of Thrones Iron Throne: Ice and Fire
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hate to be too cliche about it to Yasmin, but “if he wanted to he would” #loveisblinduk
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Selena Gomez: I'm Just Sayin'
Alt: Selena Gomez: I'm Just Sayin'
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Excuse me for one moment”
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Man Walks Into Ocean - Shutterstock
Alt: Man Walks Into Ocean - Shutterstock
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Voluntarily?
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Not to be dramatic but he’s the handsomest and I love him with all my heart
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I call it the hard reboot
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Shannon treating Vicki’s foot like a condo in John Janssen’s neighborhood #RHOC
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Everybody Loves Raymond: Car Crashes Into House
Alt: Everybody Loves Raymond: Car Crashes Into House
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the cooking scenes with the parents: JUST FOLD THE BUTTER IN DAVID #nextgennyc
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Moira Rose: You Just Fold In
ALT: Moira Rose: You Just Fold In
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A decade ago they accused Hillary Clinton of eating children. Now they’re accusing Talarico of eating leafy greens.
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The pen saga is, by far, my favorite Paxton scandal.
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Bad guys get punched, killed or arrested; he has an honest but short term relationship with a woman who also kicks a lot of ass. He buys one new outfit and then rolls out of town. It’s like healthy masculinity justice smut for me maybe? And the show is pretty faithful to the books so 🤷‍♀️
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