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lover of animals, law, and garbage tv. She/her; “everywhere she went, including here, was against her better judgment”

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 15h
This man is if West Wilson somehow became less employed #loveisblindus #loveisblind #summerhouse
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Erin blinks in panic at the question because it’s not who she told it’s who HASN’T she told at this point #RHONY
Erin Lichey shocked that her constant shit talking about everyone else might be described as a “smear campaign”
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What in the Party City fortune teller costume bag is Ashley wearing in this confessional #RHOP
Ashley wearing a sequin cape with matching sequin cape. It’s like a fortune teller’s armor or it’s come see the softer side of armadillos
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is Jessel wearing a statement necklace that ate all the statement necklaces that came before and is now the master statement necklace to rule them all #RHONY
Jessel wearing a series of increasingly large pocket watches fashioned into some sort of necklace abomination
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I was in one of those a bazillion years ago! I really hoped one day it’d be used for a Nuvaring ad but alas
A very young me holds a bright pink pool float ring as I look to my friend off camera smiling that we’re doing this for the plot
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Uh oh the girlies are fighting again #hotd #houseofthedragon
Three dragons roar at each other, they’re soooo dramatic
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.
Cover photo of Fiona Apple’s Tidal
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Stop spreading misinformation we know what really took him out
Oregon Trail screen that says “you have died of diarrhea lettuce” so a tragic b hole incident is far more on brand for the senior senator from South Carolina
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Friday Night Lights got a whole lot less inspirational #hotd #houseofthedragon
Matt Sorenson from Friday Night Lights is now a grumpy knight in Westeros
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bruh-thering Heights #loveislandusa
Bryce looking longingly tucked up in bed
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My face while West talks about “falling short” by doing ear stuff with Ciara #SummerHouse
Amanda Batula’s dead eyed stare on the reunion couch
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If there’s one thing I never want to do, it’s arrive after Ciara F*ckin Miller #SummerHouse
Ciara in her Living Her Best Life While Looking Better Than all of Us white beaded reunion look
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Post your warning sign
A Scottie dog rides a a skateboard while smokinb and a glass of wine by his side. This is apparently not allowed because there’s a big red circle with a line through this awesome scene
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Over here thinking Amanda was cast in the role of the large intestine in the school play about the human body #RHOBH #Bravo
Amanda at the reunion in a white dress with some beige chiffon either slowly eating her like a python or this is the ribbon for Irritable Bowl Syndrome Awareness month
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Me when I see the charcuterie board #TheValley
Brittany with a stupid grin as she looks lovingly at the red flag in front of her while saying “I am definitely getting my sparkle back”
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Me to Ellie: #BDDU #BelowDeck #BelowDeckDownUnder #Bravo
A screenshot of a tweet from user @typeonesteven that says “girl are you a tuba cause you’re getting played by a really weird dude”
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Here’s the prettiest one for balance:
My cat Riggins, a grey kitty with green eyes, standing nobly next to the window with sunlight illuminating half his grey coat. You’d never guess what a goofball he is with this
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):
My cat Riggins, a grey kitty with green eyes, inverted as he rolls around in the lid of a shoebox with eyes wide open, paws up, and inverted teefies showing
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If I send this to you, I did it and I’m not sorry #RHOM #Bravo #WWHL
Lisa Hochstein mugshot, in full glam and a sly smile that says, Lenny deserved it
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
When Tinkerbell shits down your arm like a petulant parakeet #RHORI
Rosie in a pink bow off the shoulder dress with a high collar and sleeve of sparkles that appears to be independent of any design choice from the dress
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Myka’s brother getting orchestra seats to the greatest show since Hamilton #LadiesofLondon
After making all the ladies work out, Myka‘s brother Bron sits far away while the ladies all hug each other. It’s a little strange looking.
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Give this woman an Emmy, finest character work all season. #ThePitt
In blonde woman in an American flag style bikini, sunburnt all to hell and back. This actress probably had to get painted every day and risk a UTI filming in a bikini for hours
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
West is real lucky he doesn’t have a job that can have a Yelp review ijs #SummerHouse
A pic of West’s head, with full mustache, photoshopped onto the body of a worm. A giant worm with a mustache, if you will. Backdrop is a sunset beach
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Ben was inappropriate, Ellie was insubordinate, the only answer is to bring back Russian chef Mia and let her do some nachos #belowdeck #belowdeckdownunder
Russian chef Mia from a prior season who looks bewildered because she somehow got the job without being able to cook
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A meme of Sansa Stark smiling and saying “Of course I support men’s rights…men’s rights to shut the fuck up”
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Unfortunately
Mugshot of Nicholas Brendan and description of the assault and strangulation of his girlfriend in 2015Another mugshot from another domestic assault in 2017, he got probation even though he attacked his spouse at a hotel bar
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Put her on the cross with Jesus and Vicki Gunvalsson #SouthernHospitality #RHOC
Emmy getting rightfully roasted for the gross things she said throws her hands up in the air and raises to eyes toward Heaven for a celestial assist out of accountability
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Amanda announcing her new book #RHOBH
Trying to force feed a medieval Jesus painting averting his face and the food is labeled “Amanda’s book”
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Locked in for #SummerHouse
New roomie Bailey disguised as a plant in the corner of the summer house
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
But why did she marry the Spy vs Spy guy #LadiesofLondon
A man is a large black hat, narrow face, pointy mustache, and in a red shiny suit. There will be a matching one in black and they will try to kill each other
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This season of #TheTraitorsUS #Traitors #TraitorsUS
The Wikipedia entry for “idiot plot” - in literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is “kept in motion, solely by the virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot” and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
When I get asked to do something on Friday I’m literally paid to do at my job #TheTraitorsUS #Traitors
Maura Higgins, horrified at the betrayal, looks devastated and says “No”
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
When it turns out your delulu was not the solulu #TheTraitorsUS #Traitors
Maura Higgins on Traitors realizing not all men, but definitely this fuckin one
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
When you realize you should have chosen the bear #TheTraitorsUS #Traitors
Maura Higgins losing at the last moment of Traitors, shocked and appalled a man would betray her even though she comes from the Love Island franchise
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
You’re only gonna get more horrified from here girl #SouthernCharm
Charley looking horrified with a contorted mouth but not nearly enough as much as she should be. My caption reads: When your brain short circuits trying to make red flags look green
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Sharing is caring
A white cat lays by the window on a heating pad on a bench by w window, and a grey cat is sharing the heating pad while his hind legs dangle off the side of it
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Kyle and Amanda every group dinner this summer #SummerHouse
Elizabeth Taylor as Martha and Richard Burton as George in Mike Nichols's 1966 film version of Edward Albee's play Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? A very drunk and angry couple that make everyone uncomfortable but they hate each other too much to care
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This drooling idiot has attended every work meeting I’ve had at home since 2020. And in some of them probably paid better attention than me.
A beautiful all grey cat with green eyes is positioned closely to the camera because he is my cat and he is on my chest, and he is so happy a big drop of drool hangs from his mouth. He still pays no rent.
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Is it just me or is this Shayne’s dad #PumpRules
Max Headroom from the 1980’s with neon stripes behind him
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
lol I love Karen referring to the body cam footage as a film. “Film?” It was Exhibit A to your criminal trial, not an entry in the Cannes Film Festival #RHOP
Karen in her sit down interview after being released from jail
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
THE ANTM WEAVE??? Molly kept the weave that lives rent free in my head all these years??!! She is a true Keeper of the Lore and I salute her #SouthernCharm
Molly’s horrific curly blonde weave from her season of America’s Next Top Model. It was the one time Tyra reversed her makeover decision and this was my Roman Empire
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
“Let’s end with everyone’s favorite platitude to cross stitch onto a pillow” whatever Andy we never even found out if the cheese was real #RHOSLC
Meredith Marks asks if the cheese is real, Mary says she thinks everything is real, and Meredith says she can’t tell if it’s plastic
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
“I’M SO TIRED OF BEING THE LOW HANGING FRUIT” I dunno, Britani, those melons are pretty high up there #RHOSLC
Britani’s boobs being squished and oppressed in her reunion look
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I didn’t watch The Bachelor but I know this man and his face stalked someone #TheTraitorsUS
Colton with a wide eyed, but dead eyed smile, as surprised as the rest of us he is still here
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
We need to tax the rich so Kyle Richards isn’t trapped in her driveway from all the cars blocking her in, it’s for their own good #RHOBH
Kyle in a giant black Jeep type car blocked in by 4 other black luxury cars of various sizes
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Why would you want boots that make you look like an alpaca stripper? #RHOP
K wearing white fuzzy boots to the knee that have a four inch stiletto on bottom
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
LVP in her dressage instructor era #VPR #VanderpumpRules
Lisa Vanderpump in a dark purple blazer, satin purple shirt and an insane loopy dark purple bolero thing?
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My cats would really love these earrings #RHOSLC
Bronwyn’s two foot long dangly earrings with feathers on the end, a tabby cat’s dreamBronwyn’s two foot long dangly earrings with feathers on the end, a tabby cat’s dream
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Yikes
My 2026 word is “enfeebled”
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