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@ikanread.bsky.social
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lover of animals, law, and garbage tv. She/her; “everywhere she went, including here, was against her better judgment”

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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*marked safe from Lisa Barlow rapping #RHUGT
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Destiny's Child - I'm A Survivor
Alt: Destiny's Child - I'm A Survivor
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The resilience people show when they drop their cake always impresses me - I’d give up and order a pizza in tears #GBBO #greatbritishbakingshow
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TAMRA YOU HAVE ONE JOB AND ITS TO NOT MENTION SYDNEY ON THE SHOW AND YET HERE WE ARE AGAIN #RHOC
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Real Housewives Star Says ENOUGH!
Alt: Taylor Armstrong from RHOBH Says ENOUGH!
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Birds are a little queer #RHONY
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Beautiful Birds in Nature
Alt: Beautiful Birds in Nature
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“People think lawyers are dishonest so the first thing I’m gonna do is lie to everyone” #thetraitorsus #thetraitorsnewblood
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Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
Alt: Tkt Smart Meme: Think Smart
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jen and Emily can’t ruin the evening, that’s Vicki’s job #RHOC
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Vicki Gunvalson: Nailed to the Cross Like Jesus
Alt: Vicki Gunvalson: Nailed to the Cross Like Jesus
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lisa Barlow and I have nothing in common but grilled cheese with tomato soup #RHOSLC
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We See Each Other Watching You
Alt: “We See Each Other” Watching You, Kandi Burress at the RHOA reunion
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Heather’s boyfriend straight up looks like the Demon of the Week from Charmed, that pointed goatee is a character choice #RHOSLC
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Piper Halliwell Unleashes Charmed Combustion
Alt: Piper Halliwell Unleashes Charmed Combustion
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is already too much Erin per episode #RHONY
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Shooo Sylvie Grateau
Alt: Shooo Sylvie Grateau
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
GO TO SLEEP LUANN! GO TO SLEEP!! #RHUGT
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Go To Sleep! Go To Sleep!
Alt: Bethenny Frankel on Scary Island screams “Go To Sleep! Go To Sleep!”
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is just cruel to give us a Miami montage but not a new season #RHUGT #RHOM
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Real Housewives Housewives
Alt: Real Housewives Housewives of Miami Alexia animatedly says “What the hell are you doing?” Which is me to the decision makers that put this show on pause
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Pink back” is actually a terrible title hth #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
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Trixie Mattel: Oh Honey
Alt: Trixie Mattel: Oh Honey
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a more iconic duo than MomTok and being in shambles #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
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This Again
Alt: This Again
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Layla shouldn’t cry over a man whose face is too small for his head #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
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Girl, He Ain't Worth It - Saturday Night Live
Alt: Girl, He Ain't Worth It - Saturday Night Live
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Disingenuine” so close, Jen, so close #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
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Lauren Bloom: Nope. Not Even Close.
Alt: Lauren Bloom: Nope. Not Even Close.
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Chase is a jerk but he really nailed Mikayla when he said she was in it for the clout, too like girl, you didn’t trip and fall into a tv show #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
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Spider-Man Pointing Meme
Alt: Spider-Man Pointing Meme
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Vicki out here being a wet fart on two shows simultaneously but offended she got called a Debbie Downer lol #RHOC
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Bugs Bunny: Who? Meeeeee? Flirty Wink
Alt: Bugs Bunny: Who? Meeeeee? Flirty Wink
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Taylor interrogating Dakota about a woman because she’s still sleeping with him while being engaged to someone else #SLOMW #secretlivesofmormonwives
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Trixie Mattel's Dramatic 'The Nerve!'
Alt: Trixie Mattel's Dramatic 'The Nerve!
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“It’s the year of the horse: she’s bold, she’s fearless, she lifts her tail to poop” #RHONY
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sacrifice, Porsha? The OG Housewives were on TV, they weren’t thrown in a volcano #RHUGT
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Fortnite Volcano Eruption
Alt: Fortnite Volcano Eruption
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Are We The Baddies? Meme
Alt: Are We The Baddies? Meme
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
KC *talks about the horrible racism and abuse online* Andy Cohen: So KARAOKE was great!! #loveislandusa #loveisland
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Whose Line Is It Anyway: Wow! Nice Segue
Alt: Whose Line Is It Anyway: Wow! Nice Segue
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m too old to understand “exclusive but not boyfriend/girlfriend” I guess #loveislandusa #loveisland
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
There’s never been anything pro life about this agenda
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Even the ring was trying to stop Faye at the end there #loveisblinduk
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Don’t Answer
Alt: Don’t do it! Dog shakes his head no
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dodged a bullet Cuba #loveisblinduk
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Liz Lemon: That Guy Is The Worst (Tina Fey)
Alt: Liz Lemon: That Guy Is The Worst (Tina Fey)
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I appreciate that Dolly Parton refused to participate in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people, not how you dress.
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m here for the messy bosun drama. It’s like Game of Floats #belowdeckmed
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Game of Thrones Iron Throne: Ice and Fire
Alt: Game of Thrones Iron Throne: Ice and Fire
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hate to be too cliche about it to Yasmin, but “if he wanted to he would” #loveisblinduk
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Selena Gomez: I'm Just Sayin'
Alt: Selena Gomez: I'm Just Sayin'
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Shannon treating Vicki’s foot like a condo in John Janssen’s neighborhood #RHOC
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Everybody Loves Raymond: Car Crashes Into House
Alt: Everybody Loves Raymond: Car Crashes Into House
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the cooking scenes with the parents: JUST FOLD THE BUTTER IN DAVID #nextgennyc
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Moira Rose: You Just Fold In
ALT: Moira Rose: You Just Fold In
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The pen saga is, by far, my favorite Paxton scandal.
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“I’m all for women supporting women, BUT: Jen’s a dumb broke whore” - Gina, feminist icon #RHOC
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Ramona Singer: You Don't Support Other Women
Alt: Ramona Singer screaming at Bethany on the phone: You Don't Support Other Women
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I hope they all get explosive diarrhea from all those iceberg wedge orders #RHOC
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“I’ve looked at my relationship with alcohol… and I asked it for some birthday sex” the missing second half of Danny’s statement, I assume #TheValley
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The Wooorst! Meme Scene
Alt: The Wooorst! Meme Scene from Parks & Rec where Ralphio screams it into Ben’s ear. In this usage I mean Danny is clearly the worst
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wish that when a dragon enters the battle it got a name chyron like a Real Housewife or a Pokémon so I know who we’re actually dealing with #hotd #houseofthedragon #dragonsyall
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Dragonfruit Pixel Art Game Character
Alt: Dragonfruit Pixel Art Game Character
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me s1: I Ugh, traumatic births, don’t need one every week? Need a weekly bc pill that this show reminds me to take Me s2: why it gotta be incest? Why am I supposed to root for Niece/Uncle over brother/sister? They need therapy not dragons Me s3: ok enough with the puking? #hotd #houseofthedragon
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“You may have your dragons, but I have a seven faced god!” Ok, but can any of those seven faces spew fire & melt you alive? Toss you off their back midair so your only-one-face screams to your death? I think the dragons might be the more immediate threat ijs #hotd #houseofthedragon #dragonsyall
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don’t hurt Corlys he’s too handsome! #hotd #houseofthedragon #dragonsyall
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Star Wars Battle Droid: Not the Face!
Alt: Star Wars Battle Droid: Not the Face!
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dang Queen RhaeRhae really banged Mysaria then had HR escort her ass out of the castle #hotd #houseofthedragon #dragonsyall
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Stacey: That Is Stone Cold!
Alt: Stacey (an owl puppet of some kind with a Nick logo) that says : That Is Stone Cold!
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If the country music thing doesn’t work out K Michelle has a back up career as an auctioneer on deck. My cc can’t keep up #RHOA
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Jim Carrey's Uncontrollable Blabbering in Liar Liar
Alt: Jim Carrey's Uncontrollable Blabbering in Liar Liar
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Someone call the police on Drew’s use of that prop #RHOA
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Jessica Barden's Alyssa: Clapper Board & Wacky Face
Alt: Jessica Barden's Alyssa: Clapper Board & Wacky Face
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Uh oh the girlies are fighting again #hotd #houseofthedragon
Three dragons roar at each other, they’re soooo dramatic
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains.
Cover photo of Fiona Apple’s Tidal
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Wait am I rooting for this romance? Are they related? And other internal struggles watching #houseofthedragon #hotd
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I was hoping for a Criston dragon flambé but whatever works I guess #houseofthedragon #hotd
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The Odyssey was pretty good if you can ignore the fact that Odysseus wasn’t played by a Jack Russell terrier #theodyssey
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Wishbone Knight
Alt: Wishbone the dog in a Knight costume
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the reason we dont have medicare for all is bc corporations need employer based healthcare to keep you chained to your desk in a job you hate that doesnt pay you what youre worth
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I bet Sandy is real glad she got sober, got her life together, and got her captain’s license so she could write a report about a deckhand ejaculating on the bosun’s sheets and leaving it for days #belowdeck #belowdeckmed
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Terminator 2 Living The Dream
Alt: Terminator 2 Living The Dream, a hand melts into the fire
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ikanread @ikanread.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Harrenhal is the ketamine therapy of Westeros #hotd #houseofthedragon #dragonsyall
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Cinderella Ketamine
Alt: Cinderella Ketamine
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