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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy

@ihiyotl.bsky.social
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 9m
whipped up an estimated budget for this paycheck and im gonna have like. $50 after i pay my bills/money back i owe… guys what if i make the most financially sound decision i can and kill myself
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 48m
manager only approved like half my pto for when i was sick so my next paycheck (Wednesday) is going to be so fucking bad im once more plagued by the “the most financially sound decision i can make is to kill myself” thoughts
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 8h
bc of the pantheon in dagda i do wonder if the fodlan manaketes actually cut off the end parts of their ears, like i just dont think rhea or seteth have enough hair to cover those thangs… like i could see flayn still having her full ears…
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 9h
im still thinking abt fe divine dragon lady eztli… did this in like 30 mins. My vision…
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vicky 🌻 @crowwkui.bsky.social · 21h
⚢ butch4butch over the clothes.. kinda
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
saw a video talking abt a tragic event that happened in my dads home town in mexico back in 2014 and a lot of the comments were talking about seeing videos saying that the state hes from is full of witch craft and vampires 💀
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Tempest @sniperct.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The average Warrior of Light meeting estininien for the first time: Who's this jerk? DRG WoL:
who knocked over my onions "YOU" meme, with the cat replaced by estinien via shitty photoshopping
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anna @waboars.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Revisiting an old favorite character for doodle fun
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Fulmin @fulminaria.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I still love #heavypaint Study of a guy stickin his leggy out real good #AEN_Lux
a heavypaint study of a white bird sticking its leggy out real good on a shoreline.
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
its so fun approaching zenos as a trans woman esp with it being smth she figured out very young and the parallels it forms with eztli aka ms. 104923035290 identity crises
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
adam & eve 🐍🍎
stylized 3d render of a person with apple products and a snake on their shoulders. kind of inspired by old macintosh ads
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my dark humiliating secret is that a lot of times ill choose to get comms as gifts for my gf or friends not only because i love doing so and love their ocs but also bc my pmdd makes me go through phases of hating what ive created on my own and this extends to eztli :(
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
earlztli… i wish i had more than $8 rn so i could get more earlztli….
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RexHedge @rexhedge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#DD2 #DragonsDogma2 Miracle
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i have to up my pervert
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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halmarussy indulgence @ UMAD P5 enrage (7.5 spoilers) @amaurotism.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#xivwomenweek • day 5: Shadowbringers
a screenshot from FFXIV featuring Pagaga of the Pride posed with a deriding smile in Zadnor, flanked by her two gryphons Berda and Obda
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ouuuu my ouupppyyy my oupyy
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thinking again about how zenos is a freak and how she took the time to figure out eztlis background/cultural background and then stole The Soul Binding Scale (essentially a wedding ring) from her and left a shinryu scale in her pocket during iftc
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Im in a very rare time frame where drawing/the mere thought of drawing doesnt make me instantly extremely suicidal so i plan to work on the comms i owe my friends still… (sowwy wawa sowwy reeve)
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yup… #AnalBleeding
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pooping at work #ithurts #missingmybidet
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
head hurts what if i kill myself
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
feeling very “what am i doing with my life” today
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not to be a chud but i miss my dad
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boigir @dumbtree.net · 01/10/2026
#art #oc
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tracey 🌱 🔜 gateway fate 203 @sheepskin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
aasimar peony in a state of partial undress
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
giggling
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millions coochies @gentleness.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
have the ysayle poca i made for comet :')
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siiri! 。˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @lintusein.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
quick feo ul, i miss them :-(
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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월 @mondayday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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PapayaMambo @ EW @papayamambo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#xivwomenweek day 3 - Heavensward "Iceheart" Hoping on the Ysayle train here, I can tell we all love her so much >.< This artwork in particular feels oddly romantic to me... #ffxiv #ffxivart #FF14
Ysayle laying in the snow, in a very relaxed pose, but with a soft serious expression
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🎠 @mmhberry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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⛓️Nye🐇 @nigelgraz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I always draw my favorite and most earnest pieces about really painful and vulnerable things that i was most resistant to create
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CAT(?) 🍎 @feyunions.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mholi and Sybil… I forgot how to draw but I missed them.
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i was taking a quick nap during my lunch break and the 2 o’clock appointment came in 😭
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sobaka @kogti.org · 30/09/2026
almost lost the video forever so reposting
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
im on my evil account so i can talk about how i want to use her armpit hair as floss, not only for my teeth but for baking bread, i want her to get a yeast infection so i can harvest her yeast and use it to make a bread starter so i can have earley bread and then ill take her pubes and bake them in
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Max58 @max58.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Twilight Princess inspired art I did recently #LegendofZelda #TwilightPrincess
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emi !!! ☀️ @ishbard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ysayle’s fivehead was designed very specifically for kissing purposes btw
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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pink.ogg @milomeowmeow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
boogie booger
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WicksandWheat @wicksandwheat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Unknown Artist Ishgardian (c. 1577) Vanitas Still Life with Snake and Wren - A skeb illustration commission for @tural.bsky.social featuring our OCs ;v; #wickart #wickcomms
A FFXIV commission featuring a mixed Au ra/Elezen woman (Eztli) and a hyur (Earley). Eztli and Earley are holding one another with Eztli leaning towards Earley's empty right eye socket, tongue out. A floral painting frames them in the background and a black snake coils around the edges of the piece, its mouth looming open at the top of the composition. The snakes tongue coils around a wren before wrapping around Earley's neck.
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
honesty there is something very comedic about me reaching a point in my life where im no longer suicidal then developing pmdd which makes suicidal on a hormonally decided basis and then realizing i most likely also have an autoimmune issue that is my body trying to kill itself !
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
actually i need her to curse whatever coworker covered for me while i was gone and spilled coffee on my keyboard but spilt the most on the art print i have on my desk… i was able to wipe it off with clorox but like. this much on it despite where i have it doesnt make sense unless it was on purpose
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Guy Who Needs $30 & a Lobotomy @ihiyotl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i love my bruja sister, i would love if she would do some “get a new better and higher paying job” brujeria for me 😔
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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