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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

There are two types of middle-aged people: The ones who point out the assholes who drive like maniacs and end up at the same red light anyway and the ones who don’t drive.

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Frazzled Humor @frazzledhumor.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I sense Sticky Nicki before I even see her. She stumbles like a bear that’s caught their head in the honey pot. By @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social medium.com/frazzled/my-...

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My Daughter Got Invited to a Sex Party

I’ll probably let her go

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

My niece is taking driving lessons and my 10yo with an air of authority declared driving is easy you just push the pedal and call everyone “idiot”.

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Note to parents: Asking your teen to check if a package arrived does not imply they should also bring it inside. I know this now.

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

I bet my daughter a quarter that she couldn’t get ready in under five minutes. She won, but I won more.

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

My kid loves unnecessary abbreviations which is how she ended up telling our neighbour she spent the afternoon jumping on our new tramp.

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Frazzled Humor @frazzledhumor.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

The last time my daughter played at Tyler’s house his mom fed them iced tea and candy. My daughter returned amped up like she’d chased a bottle of Adderall with a case of Prime energy drink. By @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social medium.com/frazzled/my-...

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My Kid’s Friend Doesn’t Want to Play At Our House Anymore

It was all part of the plan

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I wanted to put my husband’s birthday presents where he wouldn’t see them so I placed them on the stairs.

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Introvert: I’ll send you a screenshot on how to do it. Extrovert: Let’s hop on a call.

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Frazzled Humor @frazzledhumor.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

"I brace myself, slide my greasy pizza finger along the screen, and answer the call. A small voice belonging to my nine-year-old daughter is on the other end of my tentative hello." By @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social medium.com/frazzled/mom...

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Mommy, If Someone Spat in Your Lunch Would You Still Eat It?

A Harrowing Choose Your Own Adventure!

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Last night I didn’t eat chips before bed and I had a terrible sleep so I think we all know what this means.

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Therapist: have you tried meditation? Me: sure, sometimes when the kids scream my mind goes blank and I float above my body Therapist: that’s dissociation Me: potato, potato

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Are you even a mom if you don’t respond, “Thanks, I showered” in response to a compliment about your hair?

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

My teen forgot his lunch so I asked if there’s anything he needs to remember to bring to school today and he responded “a positive mindset”. I’m dead.

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Frazzled Humor @frazzledhumor.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

We're a bit late, but here is the most-read piece on Frazzled in 2024 by @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social! medium.com/frazzled/my-...

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My Kid’s Friend Isn’t Allowed At Our House Anymore

She’s a total narc

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

“New year, new me” I whisper to myself as I reach for a bottle of tequila instead of wine.

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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

#5 by @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/birth-contro...

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

All I want for the holidays is alone time but surrounded by family, good food that won’t hurt my stomach, late night fun but early to sleep, a white Christmas that’s also warm, and the gift of mortgage forgiveness. Is that too much to ask?

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Me: I might buy a SAD lamp 9yo: why don’t you want a happy one?

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Frazzled Humor @frazzledhumor.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

It’s so important that us moms carrying the invisible load take time to declutter our homes and our minds. By @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social medium.com/frazzled/mom...

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Momfluencers Are Just Like You… But Better!

Now excuse me while I go cry in my car and livestream it

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

When my 9yo yells, “I don’t understand my math!” And from the kitchen I yell, “Read it out to me!” And the math’s like: If Joaquin and Saorise split ceviche—

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

One day I’m going to write a story about a mom who confesses to a murder each and every night while calling her family for dinner but gets away with it because nobody ever pays attention to her calls.

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

I found myself sitting beside the doctor who delivered me 42 years ago so I asked “do you remember me?” and he looked at me and deadpanned “it’s hard to tell when you’re wearing clothes”.

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

My kids and I play this fun game where I wake up early to enjoy a coffee alone and they wake up earlier to make sure that I don’t.

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I Hide From My Kids @ihidefrommykids.bsky.social · 22/09/2023

I've been texting with "Isla's mom" for 3 years. When is a good time to ask her her name?

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