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JennyB

@iheartmaps.bsky.social
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I have a dog and she hearts maps too. Geographer. Expert traveler. Even more expert eater of good food. Obsessed with my Busy Bee. Left Texas for the tippy-top of the PNW and never looking back.

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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 10h
Watched Chris Nowinski on @pablo.show discuss concussions/CTE at professional & youth football levels. Tackling is jarring - we are bobbleheads and our brains are jello, floating in fluid. Love to see alternatives like this ⤵️ cross my timeline!! PS donate to science, yall! concussionandcte.org
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Mission & History | Concussion & CTE Foundation
The Concussion & CTE Foundation was founded in 2007 by Chris Nowinski, PhD, and Robert Cantu, MD, a world-renowned concussion expert.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 15h
Girl, same. I see what you were trying to do here, Councilwoman! When I was Mayor Pro Tem at my prior city and had to lead an invocation, I purposefully always did it as a secular moment -- "go sportsball team or event" or "reminder to everyone to get out and vote".
City councilwoman is sitting at the dais with one hand covering her mouth in seeming frustration.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what I had to say turned out not to be a column
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Something Like People
A poem
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how i arrived on blue sky
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Peter Griffin Slips on Stairs in Family Guy
Alt: Peter Griffin in Family Guy, trying to tiptoe quietly down the stairs. After taking his first step, he slips and falls noisily down the entire flight.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ah yes, to handle the growing Iranian schoolgirls threat. Fuck this guy so hard.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's not wrong
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Elmo's Long Exasperated Sigh
Alt: Elmo's long exasperated sigh
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the face of a man who just got stung on his leg by a bee. Thank you, bee, for your service. (but you kind of missed the bigger fish who might not have felt it at all thanks to his healthy dose of ketamine -- ALLEGEDLY)
Mike Johnson simpering press conference. Elon Musk is over his right shoulder, and Jensen Huang over his left. Some guy with curly hair and glasses winces and hops on one leg for a moment, then finally reaches down to maybe rub a boo-boo.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is one way, right?... I haven't enjoyed a full ticket price this low in a very very very long time. For 10+ years, my hub was DFW & DAL, now SEA. Maybe I'm not flying to the most economical places but I'm still flying typically to the largest cities or capital cities in states so 🤔🤔🤔
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Old Lady: 'It's Been 84 Years' Meme
Alt: Old Lady from Titanic saying "It's been 84 years..."
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Send this to your friend that isn't registered to vote yet. #AngieForFlorida
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know how to deal with you if you read these and don't feel an immense ache for the lack of humanity we are showing to our neighbors.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Pam: They're The Same Picture - The Office
Alt: Pam from The Office saying "They're the same picture"
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can't outfox the netflix controls
Four panel Vince McMahon reaction meme where each stage of McMahon represents Netflix. 

panel 1: Text reads "TV volume set to 20 like normal." Picture is McMahon sitting in a chair looking vaguely intrigued.

panel 2: Text reads "TV volume turned down to 15 from an unusually loud intro." Picture is McMahon looking goofy and a little more interested.

panel 3: Text reads "TV volume turned down to 10 as I keep binging episodes that somehow get louder and louder." Picture is McMahon leaning back in his chair making a very excited and gross "O" face.

panel 4: Text reads "TV volume turned down to 2." Picture is McMahon going supernova with glowing white eyes through an intense shade of red.
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
wait, we have a choice??
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If/when Tebow ever responds to @pablo.show, his statement will be 316 words.
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Sad Tim Tebow Crying After Loss
Alt: Sad Tim Tebow crying on the sidelines of the 2009 SEC Championship game where Alabama roundly trounced Florida with a final score 32-13. Oh, and Tebow has John 3:16 written in white ink on his eye black because how else are people supposed to know how utterly godly and pure of soul he is?
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Avgolemono won this weekend in my house! (Greek lemon chicken soup)
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did not think I would -- or my children would -- ever hear an American leader go to the United Nations and muse aloud on whether or not to annihiliate another country. But then, I didn't think I would hear and see so many things over the last decade. We will never remove the stain.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Posting this for no reason at all
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Funny 'Cherish It' Moment
Alt: Classic scene from Billy Madison as he returns to hang out with his 3rd grade class even though he's moved on to high school. A third grader says "Gee, I can't wait till I go to high school". Billy's response is to say, "Don't you say that. Don't you ever say that. Stay here. Stay as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it!" and he moves closer and closer to the kid, finally taking the kid's face in both hands and shaking him. "You gotta cherish it..."
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Determining your cheese preference based on which is not halal is a strong contender for the quintessence of GOP ideology. It's irrelevant to them, no reason for them to think about it at all, but they don't have personalities, they're simple reactionary creatures governed solely by bigotry.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
perfect timing in my feed courtesy of you and @smoothdunk2.bsky.social
alt text created by smoothdunk2:

3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
$10B to modernize the VA records and networking is one thing. $17B change order? NBD, just another Thursday at Oracle 🫪
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Imdb Andrew Garfield
Alt: Andrew Garfield is holding an IMDB microphone during an interview and saying, "This is a good template for how to live."
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
JFC
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Could not agree more
Bluesky feed screenshot of two nearly simultaneous posts. The top post by Marisa Kabas says "it's horribly dispiriting to continually watch abusive men not just escape accountability, but thrive." Her comment is specifically referring to a NYT article with breaking news from The Athletic with the headline "Alexander Zverev defeated Ben Shelton to win his first U.S. Open title and his second Grand Slam title." The second post is by Phil Lewis and reads, "Jasmine Crockett honored Chris Brown and Usher with an official Congressional Record". The common thread among these two is, of course, that both Alexander Zverev and Chris Brown are pieces of shit who were famously accused by their partners of domestic abuse.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
busy bee is her name, pillow hogging is her game
a medium-sized golden pupper has climbed up on her parents bed and somehow wiggled the pillows into a formation so that she is laying her head and body on one, with her head nearer the foot of the bed, while still leaving pillows up at the headboard so she can shove her Frito-y feet right up on them for maximum comfort.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
a very unbusy Busy Bee
a smol golden pupper lays on her mahm's lap and shows off her natural blep (tongue peeking out from an otherwise closed mouth). she has white face markings, flippity floppity ears that are pitched slightly forward in mild interest, and a light brown nose. the light in the room is hitting in just the right places to add some dramatic glow.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Rubio running to the bathroom, locking the door, and using his Little Orphan Annie decoder pin: "don't ... forget ... to eat... your ferments??"
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wake me up when the scrolling ends
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hey, it works for Atlanta and all its Peachtree references. Right? Right?? (I say this lovingly after having lived in ATL for 6 years)
County based map of Georgia indicating how many road miles exist across the state where a road contains the word "peach" in some form or fashion. According to the author of this map, Georgia had at least 217 miles of road as of 2022 that may present some confusion to travelers as they try to navigate around. 

(Source: https://mappingatlanta.org/2022/05/12/peach-streets/)
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Always leaving us wanting more, Andrew!!
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Homer Simpson Lie Detector Test
Alt: Homer Simpson's Lie Detector Test, the operator tells Homer that she'll ask him a series of yes/no questions, then follows up with the question "Do you understand?" Homer answers "Yes", and the polygraph machine instantly blows up.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Same energy ⤵️
Seinfeld meme of Jerry doing standup with a microphone in hand, in front of a red curtain and textured nightclub wall while wearing a brown suit, blue collared shirt, and the most horrendous tie circa 1990. The caption reads "What's the deal with amy brown?"... as long as you read it in Jerry's voice.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Forever in our hearts, forever a legit and true National Treasure.
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Betty White's Disgusted Reaction
Alt: Betty White in Golden Girls, wearing a blue nightgown with white lace around the neck. She makes a disgusted "eww" face and violently shudders.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
👀 Coach who flaunts every suspension/deregistration and just keeps working with kids 👀👀 Oversight employee assigned to Coach both drops the ball and is fired for <checks notes> allegedly stealing $$ from a drug bust while being a cop AND felony rape and involuntary servitude charges
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David Rose's WTF Reaction
Alt: We are all David Rose from Schitt's Creek in his classic "What the actual fuck" reaction with an immense amount of disgust on his face.
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Max Weiss @maxthegirl.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love how they weaponize that we're the party of empathy. I have never once seen an article pleading with conservatives to be more empathetic to those on the left.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Resisting the Cat Distribution System only because this lil guy has an owner (and my husband is "allergic", sure jan)
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alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There are people writing in Jacobin magazine who are telling socialists not to oppose police contracts for stuff like this giving money to people like this.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We are in the bad place.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Love that the AI fever dream still includes the most accurate thing about him - his Nazi salute
Elon Musk's AI fever dream image of him as a dark knight riding a black horse on some kind of apocalyptic landscape, which features both liquid hot magma rising behind him and a red sky with a startlingly large eclipse. He has his right hand raised as he grips the reins in his left hand. The Nazi salute and Elon's face are the only two accurate things in this picture.
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Tina Smith @smith.senate.gov · 13/08/2026
The White House normally gets $2.5 million a year for maintenance. Trump’s team has allocated $875 million.   That’s 350 years’ worth of the usual budget spent by a single administration.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm not panicking, you're panicking
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Phantom Tollbooth
The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster with illustrations by Jules Feiffer. The book cover is a beautiful blue with white lettering, and the image of Milo, a boy with chronic boredom, going nose to nose with an overly large brown dog called Tock that happens to have a large clock as the bulk of his body.
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Hemant Mehta @friendlyatheist.com · 09/08/2026
Here's a really good interview w/ @realjaredhuffman.bsky.social about the threat of Christian Nationalism and why that's very different from Christianity as a whole. (Bonus points for the dig at Marie Gluesenkamp Perez for attending these right-wing Bible studies.) www.nytimes.com/2026/08/09/u...
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A Democrat Sounds the Alarm on Christian Nationalism in Congress (Gift Article)
Representative Jared Huffman of California, the only self-declared “humanist” in Congress, writes in a new book that the separation of church and state is in grave danger.
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southpaw-616.bsky.social @southpaw-616.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Isn’t it weird how immigrants are the greatest threat to our country, while Iran is also the greatest threat to our country? Or is it communism? I think the people trying to distract us with all this fear mongering are actually the greatest threat to our country.
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Bacon Social House (Denver, Littleton). Flight of bacon 🥓 Air Force Academy, it's a beautiful campus to walk around! Loved staying in Manitou Springs (you can miss Co Springs IMO). Cute little day trip down to Royal Gorge, can either zip line over it or take the fantastic train ride!
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If Mamdani didn’t go he’d get yelled at for shirking his duties as the mayor of New York. If he went he’d get yelled at for being Muslim and being where he’s not wanted. He can never win in any scenario, that’s how the game is played when you are a bigot
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