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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You know, I may be a fuckwit but I’m not an idiot.

Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I start the day with preventative antihistamines, preventative ibuprofen, preventative Voltaren gel and preventative caffeine.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My two pairs of glasses. I call them Daddy and Grandpa.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is my super cool 7-string guitar that Buddy Blaze made for me. I love this thing.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me making small talk with a neurotypical.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oh shit I just remembered I have pickles.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

All the sad little marionette guys from different Tool videos should get together like a freaky little Avengers and fight the meat pipe.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Taking myself on a little date Friday night to Evana De Lune’s burlesque show and then to the cock rock night at Cherry Bar. I reckon this scarf will suit both events.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

“Wow, I did NOT have the number 36 on my bingo card.” Me, losing at bingo.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Tried opening my eyes real wide like Elizabeth Holmes and did I just cure my astygmatism?!? Oh, wait, no, I made it worse.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I just had a foot cramp and had to crack my toe sideways to relieve it and doesn’t that sound like an old-timey phrase of exasperation? ‘Well crack my toe sideways.’ Anyway I never know what to post about.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Sam Kinson yelled too much, there I said it.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Did you know that the Bechdel Test was invented by someone whose brother knows Trent Reznor?

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I woke up to 33 notifications and my only thought was ‘oh fuck that’s a lot of YOU FORGOT ABOUTs’ but it was just likes and follows, phew.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Wrong big-tittied 80 year old died.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hey I just met you And this is craaaaaaazy …But I already forgot your name Fuck

Singer Carly Rae Jepson. She has long hair with a sharp fringe down over her eyebrows. She has like a pixie nose and a smiley mouth, the corners of which are sort of… pointy? She’s holding a microphone and directing her gaze to the right of the viewer. She’s really cute, like just good vibes y’know?

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Y’know, if Willie set his base price at more than a nickel, his band would just be called the Boys.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Y’know what’s a great comfort watch? Old Letterman videos. It’s 1994 again as long as I don’t look away from the TV.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Hey if you like plucking weird hairs growing at strange angles out of random parts of your ears, boy are you gonna love aging.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I bet the first person to use hurdles as a metaphor was well chuffed with themselves. Their mates probably even went ‘Ooooh.’

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Racists are always saying immigrants don’t integrate with Aussie culture but today a young lad of African descent pointed out my shoes to his mates and said ‘This dude’s a sick cunt! Allah love you man, Allah love you’ and like, that’s pretty damn integrated.

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Balthazar, le kangourou

ALT: Balthazar, le kangourou

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

ALDI is Food IKEA and IKEA is Stuff ALDI, I will not be elaborating.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Star Wars news sites will be like CONTROVERSIAL CHARACTER OFFICIALLY RETURNS FOR OFFICIAL NEW SERIES and it’s like ‘It’s Luke Skywalker and we’re talking about a sticker series but thanks for the click.’

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

A fun fact about me is I have nearly 2 dollars to my name. Late stage capitalism is FUN.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Hey wanna see something fucked? These are all within a few doors of each other near work. Which AI horror would you order?

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

They’re called Fish FINGERS, not Fish STICKS. Fish don’t have sticks!!!

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Just saw a young man do the sign of the cross twice before crossing the road. WRONG KIND OF CROSS MATE.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

It’s kinda funny that ‘get it on’ and ‘have it off’ mean the same thing. But ‘Let’s Get It On’ hits different when it’s ’Let’s Have It Off.’

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Fuck Marry Kill Jar Jar Binks, Captain Tarpals, Boss Nass. But you have to REALLY think about it.

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Rick Ellis @toomuchtvcom.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The movie "The Odyssey" is great. But if this was 1992, we would all be listening to the Bryan Adams power ballad hit "Making My Way to You (love theme from "The Odyssey")

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The United States has forgotten that the deal was always ‘You used nukes on civilians TWICE so we’re just gonna quietly keep our heads down and pay our tithes but you have to not be fucking unhinged okay?’

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Removing the ball ends from my D’Addario strings and replacing them with the ball ends from a set of Slinkys to throw copycats off the trail.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

You can tell we’re all broken inside now because every scary movie trailer is ‘What would you do if somebody SMILED AT YOU.’

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

‘Kooks’ by Bowie just came on and we used to play it for our baby who is about to turn 20. Aww. Also it’s very cute that this song is written about my old Twitterfriend.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

When they finally present Mitch McConnell’s body it’ll be Habeas Tortise.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

It’s probably an ADHD thing but I have a hard time remembering both of these guys’ names at the same time. If I remember Bill Hader’s name I forget Will Forte’s, and if I remember Will Forte’s name I forget the name of... um… uhhhh…

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Refreshing My Banking App Every 30 Seconds And Saying Fuck: A Payday Story.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Gonna start teaching guitar again next week. Online and in person (Prahran, Melbourne, Australia). Hit me up if you’re interested!

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Just watched Backrooms. My favourite line was ‘You’re backtearing me abackpart, Backlisa!’

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I’m better than ChatGPT because I too can tell you exactly what you want to hear but I can forget to hydrate for DAYS and still talk bullshit.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Is there a name for that thing where it’s like getting a song in your head but it’s not a song, it’s a location? And you’ve just gotta go about your life for a few hours or days with this ghost of a place hovering on the edges of your mind the whole time.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Watching On Cinema At The Cinema all the way through is a much better use of my streaming dollars.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I just had to walk to the bathroom with pins and needles which probably made it look like I needed to use the bathroom worse than I did.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

BlueSky has been over on Threads talking shit but if they really wanted to do something important they’d bring back all the Alf dong.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Singers love getting to have a little bang on a tom tom that a roadie brings out for 16 bars.

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Peter Hodgson @iheartguitar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Oops, accidentally went for a walk with 30 guitar amps in my pocket.

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