Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Happy belated birthday, @coldchef.bsky.social from me and my three tank tops! 250
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Some of my favorite bars are the ones where I’d meet up with the folks I dated but hadn’t yet told anyone I was dating them. 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just made a small second dinner of French bread pizza with leftover chicken tikka masala in place of the tomato sauce and fresh mozzarella pearls. 10/10 130
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It’s gonna suck and we’ll make it fun because we’re us. Can’t wait to see your face. 😘 130
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Obvi cream cheese frosting. I’ve only had scraps and frosting separately so far, but I give it a solid 8. I’m a better cook than I am a baker, but it’s definitely not bad. 110
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Why am I making carrot cake in the middle of the night? Because I’m proper smitten and it’s his birthday tomorrow, and it’s also too fucking hot to bake during the day. Fuck. 140
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I had bourbon for dinner. Friends, not my all time best move, but here we are. 140
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Left for brunch at 11am. Got home at 7:30pm because I’m a responsible enough adult to rein it in. (Brushes shoulder off) Still got it. 😉 020
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 01/03/2026@sweetbabette.bsky.social AHHHHH!! Skating memories 💜 110
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Now, what if you give those mini burritos millepede legs? #iamtheworst 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 12/02/2026BIG win finishing a very long term creative project today - FINALLY! And I fucking crushed it. Victory is mine! Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in the land! 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Sister company’s IT team is having their quarterly meeting in our office today and I’m ready to pitch a nutty. They’ve ignored every single direction they’ve been given and keep tapping their badges a billion times on the readers even though they were told they would not have any badge access. Halp. 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Being awake right now is likely a mistake, but I’m committing to the bit. 021
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I just wrote ‘February 29’ in an email four times when I meant ‘January 29’. Out here absolutely slaying, kids. 🤦♀️ 020
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Me, having a pickle and popcorn for breakfast: I’m a goddamn adult! 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I am pretty much only good at this with movies released in the 90’s. It has little to no practical application. 030
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 27/12/2025It’s 18 degrees outside and I just remembered the three cases of canned seltzer I left in my car. What could go wrong? 😂😭 000
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Boooooo!!! Ma’am, you don’t sound calmed by your chocolate soap… 🤔 100
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Tonight I found & shared w/ a friend a picture of myself from when I felt loved. Then i sent it to myself as a reminder that the feeling still exists, & will again, even if I don’t feel it right now. It’s ok to set hope down for a minute, but don’t give it up. 030
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 12/10/2025I’m hungry but the cat is in my lap so I guess I’m just going to continue to be hungry for a while. 000
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I just vacuumed my couch. I need to do that more often. 020
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Hi!! What @sweetbabette.bsky.social said. Holler at me next time you’re in town. 🙂 020
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 18/09/2025This may be the first deep breath I’ve taken since April. 030
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 12/09/2025What odd and slightly unfortunate bagel shadow placement. 220
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I managed to misplace a piece of toast this morning. No idea where I put it. That should be fun to find eventually. At least I hadn’t added any schmear yet! 010
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Disclaimer: I am (allegedly) a full-fledged adult and just, like, *really* fucking sleepy. 020
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 09/09/2025‘What do you want to be when you grow up?’ I dunno… is ‘naps’ a career? 130
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 03/09/2025It’s wild that, even when your friends die, instagram continues to let you know that this is an account they follow that you may like. 031
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Having arguments in my brain with people like I’m prepping a battle strategy for problems that I have no confirmation actually exist yet. So, today is already fun. 🙄 000
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I genuinely no longer know what day it is today. 020
Iggy Nip @ignatiousniple.bsky.social · 18/08/2025What is the opposite of chill? Because I am whatever that is right now 020
