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@igna.bsky.social
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court appointed hype man, wretched fool that eats the scraps, tap water enthusiast. someones gotta monitor the situation

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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one of the most innovative and wonderful uses for computer is to download .exe crack
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's not so much that these guys don't exist anymore, they definitely do. it's just that one of them is the active sitting president of the united states, so it sort of sucks the fun out of it
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
as long as none of the many guys creating elaborate fake girlfriends are up there you're in good company
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there's a new generation of great Posters making their mark, but you just had to be there for that one time when ted cruz got caught liking incest porn
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yes, i'm a war criminal yes, i'm a little
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i know it’s common for people to say they never expected this type of behaviour from a specific person, but i’d be hard pressed to find someone who suspected jacob geller of all people to be the one on the receiving end of a sexual assault allegation. this fucking sucks
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/0gw7A3Ao7Y8?...
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Casino Night Zone - Sonic the Hedgehog 2 [OST]
YouTube video by DeoxysPrime
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm not really part of any communities or groups and haven't been for some time, i don't even really have a small friend group these days. idk if i necessarily feel bad about it, maybe it'd be nice to find that again
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
open challenge to every MP who voted against assisted dying: next time you're admitted to hospital, refuse painkillers/any kind of palliative care and experience for a bit what it's like to live as a person whose entire existence is that.
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
metal gear solid is funny, because an obsessive level of detail is spent on how guns function, look, & are used, then you turn a corner and have to fight a psychic who throws chairs at you
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
last night was a tool assisted speedrun
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
with all due respect to the OoT ride or dies but that remake is ugly as sin
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i'm igna, from london. and this track from the same-titled album by the small faces, is so musically and technically complex, that the band were never able to perform it live. youtu.be/h5vywhWTBqU?...
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Small Faces - Ogden's Nut Gone Flake [2023 Mix]
YouTube video by Stereofidelic
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Entroducing is still streets ahead, the first Quantum Album. easily one of my favourite records of all time
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my favourite bit of smasher lore is that he's so obsessed with elvis he has a body to make himself look just like him
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
fully completing big walk is bittersweet. it was a great time fully solving everything the game had to offer, but now my big walk is over
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
see man on the court flying his kite
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it's only taken until now, but it's nice to be able to play the MGS saga in its entirety on PC. i only ever played part of MGS4 at a friends house so i'm looking forward to giving it a fair shake
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
any specific busters or are you looking for anyone with busting expertise
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mad Marx: Theory Road
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i think having opinions is wrong
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The Neon Caster 🎙 Tabletop Vtuber @theneoncaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's #CityOfEspersRPG Thursday! When designing Esper abilities, I used a lot of characters from media as inspiration. But how'd I do? Tell me a character, and I'll make Esper versions through our crowdfunding campaign in September Which is soon! tinyurl.com/3xpdvebh @threesailsstudios.bsky.social
A promotional picture showing Jotaro from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Ness from Earthbound and Emma Frost from X-Men.

Let's turn pop-culture characters into Espers! Name a character from games/tv/anime/etc. and I'll make a City of Espers character sheet for them!
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Red seems very apt
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
does anyone mind if a white boy speaks a little of the forgotten tongue of a dead god
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
google enhance this image, sharpen by 5000%
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
replacing my gender until all original parts are gone call that the ship of they/she/us
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
gay the killers: he's going into my ass / and i'm doin just fine / gotta gotta go down because I want the balls
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
life is a driveway / i'm gonna park it all night long
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
playing smart games and winning intelligent prizes
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
babygirl what's wrong!
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A GUIDE TO CUM AND JERKING BY THE HAND CAN THESE SENSATIONS MAKE ME FEEL THE PLEASURE OF A NORMAL MAN
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
JOI Division is this anything
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
part of maturing is coming to appreciate the finer things in life, such as watching 50 episodes of law and order back to back
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Can Austin Powers Exist In A Post-Woke World" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ahh tried to make it through the DOOR man can't make it
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my greatest pleasure in life is permanently increasing my weapon damage by 2%
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
PRICE HIKE SOON
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
splatoon raiders is the best and incidentally the only good splatoon game. i've always loved splatoons artstyle and feel but i could not care less about online shooters
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
and it's being used to play rakdos, inconceivable
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
is it gay to swing your sword in a wide arc, putting the party of heroes into a stunned state as your health bar refills. is that gay
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Walter White & Jesse Pinkman High Five
ALT: Walter White & Jesse Pinkman High Five
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it's posts all the way down, infinite post regress
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Anthony Fauci's Splinter Cell
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
i'm johnny knoxville and this is medusa marco polo!
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
i am Sid Meier's complete lack of surprise
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the privatisation of tech is one of the great modern tragedies. even 15 years ago if you brought a piece of hardware, you could do whatever you wanted with it, and it was incredibly easy to do. it wouldn't surprise me if companies started getting away with installing physical killswitches.
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
HEARTWARMING: Bald German Idiot Has 30-Year Moviemaking Career Despite Never Learning To Compose Or Edit Frame
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
[sits on chair backwards] while you're getting ready to watch avengers doomsday, let's remember the real doomsday, the day christ died for our sins. hey kids, i'm your new youth pastor, and i-
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i wish ffxiv was confident enough to just be ffxiv and not be an increasing theme park of collabs. this one i'm especially of two minds on because ff7 is my favourite game but man, just be you ffxiv
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
there's a language that worms speak
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