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@igna.bsky.social
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court appointed hype man, wretched fool that eats the scraps, tap water enthusiast. someones gotta monitor the situation

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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you know i'm a fake filmbro because not a single nolan movie made the cut. it's also in no particular order because if i'm being brutally honest, blade walked so that the matrix could run
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Red seems very apt
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
google enhance this image, sharpen by 5000%
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
babygirl what's wrong!
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
that is the point
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
NIGHTMARE
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
someone made a spotify radio mod for FH6
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
we're playing :)
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
two wonderful Driving Angels
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
last thing i'll say on the topic, but it's deeply ironic that the eurogamer reviewer acknowledges zero parades is partially about imitation and bootlegging, and then fails to draw the parallel so glaringly obvious it's blinding. i wonder what possible reason cheap imitation for profit comes to mind?
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
ed milliband frame data, absolutely godlike in the neutral, active even when idle. needs serious nerfing
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
this is the health bar that appears at the bottom of my vision whenever i go shoplifting in richmond
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Mountain came out at such a critical time in my life, i'm still struggling with loss immensly, and i've always turned to music to get through difficult times. it's almost as if the stars aligned for this record to come out exactly when i needed it
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
to the wilder, you
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
i want to play death stranding 2 but i bit my nails too much! fuck!!
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
may his imprisonment last for a thousand years
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
"you're a loser and you don't get girls" okay explain why my DMs are filled with beautiful women
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
i see you kojima, i know boktai still resonates in your soul
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
CALL ME GEORGE W THE WAY I'M DROPPING THESE TOWERS
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
i need to look at this picture of homer every ten minutes otherwise i become a danger to myself and others
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i was moving like goku when i had these on, untold amounts of devestation upon my foes
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
finally
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
the benefit of helping to clear up after a wake is you get to hit what we call in the biz "The Jackpot"
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
my four beautiful girlfriends, who are all called mia and look exactly the same. they love to help me with my problems
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
a beautiful hivemind is gangstalking me
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I am hearing that Duncan the Tall received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada during the last Ashford Tourney. He said Allah looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad (PBUH) is his prophet!
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
i'll raise you burger plate set
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
nvm i'm feeling it now
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
lil somethin to take the edge off
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
costco is such a fascinating place to me. i can't think of many other places i can buy a rotisserie chicken, 500 cupcakes, a treehouse, and some gold bullion all under one roof
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
jewels & treasures
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
natural history museum
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
ALREADY THERE BOSS
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
complete
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
progress
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
i was only out to run errands. they suckered me in with a free gift
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
long exposure of the moon tonight
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
i'm in your gaf filling up big bottles of popcorn right to the brim
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
every wake up dead man character: ah yes, the Harlot Whore, the bane of our existence, the woman whom we hate, who drives our mission. the harlot whore in question:
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
i promise there's reasonable explanations for all of these
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
a friend keeps pinning out of context things i say in an effort to make me look like a complete maniac, which i am
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
clover pit is doing very wonderful things to my neurochemistry
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
justice for alien earths precious babygirl
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
playlist is seeing a lot of mileage today
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