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@igna.bsky.social
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court appointed hype man, wretched fool that eats the scraps, tap water enthusiast. someones gotta monitor the situation

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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm not really part of any communities or groups and haven't been for some time, i don't even really have a small friend group these days. idk if i necessarily feel bad about it, maybe it'd be nice to find that again
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
open challenge to every MP who voted against assisted dying: next time you're admitted to hospital, refuse painkillers/any kind of palliative care and experience for a bit what it's like to live as a person whose entire existence is that.
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
metal gear solid is funny, because an obsessive level of detail is spent on how guns function, look, & are used, then you turn a corner and have to fight a psychic who throws chairs at you
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
last night was a tool assisted speedrun
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
with all due respect to the OoT ride or dies but that remake is ugly as sin
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i'm igna, from london. and this track from the same-titled album by the small faces, is so musically and technically complex, that the band were never able to perform it live. youtu.be/h5vywhWTBqU?...
youtu.be
Small Faces - Ogden's Nut Gone Flake [2023 Mix]
YouTube video by Stereofidelic
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
fully completing big walk is bittersweet. it was a great time fully solving everything the game had to offer, but now my big walk is over
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
it's only taken until now, but it's nice to be able to play the MGS saga in its entirety on PC. i only ever played part of MGS4 at a friends house so i'm looking forward to giving it a fair shake
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mad Marx: Theory Road
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The Neon Caster 🎙 Tabletop Vtuber @theneoncaster.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's #CityOfEspersRPG Thursday! When designing Esper abilities, I used a lot of characters from media as inspiration. But how'd I do? Tell me a character, and I'll make Esper versions through our crowdfunding campaign in September Which is soon! tinyurl.com/3xpdvebh @threesailsstudios.bsky.social
A promotional picture showing Jotaro from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Ness from Earthbound and Emma Frost from X-Men.

Let's turn pop-culture characters into Espers! Name a character from games/tv/anime/etc. and I'll make a City of Espers character sheet for them!
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
does anyone mind if a white boy speaks a little of the forgotten tongue of a dead god
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
replacing my gender until all original parts are gone call that the ship of they/she/us
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
playing smart games and winning intelligent prizes
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
babygirl what's wrong!
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
JOI Division is this anything
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
part of maturing is coming to appreciate the finer things in life, such as watching 50 episodes of law and order back to back
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Can Austin Powers Exist In A Post-Woke World" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my greatest pleasure in life is permanently increasing my weapon damage by 2%
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
splatoon raiders is the best and incidentally the only good splatoon game. i've always loved splatoons artstyle and feel but i could not care less about online shooters
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
is it gay to swing your sword in a wide arc, putting the party of heroes into a stunned state as your health bar refills. is that gay
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
[sits on chair backwards] while you're getting ready to watch avengers doomsday, let's remember the real doomsday, the day christ died for our sins. hey kids, i'm your new youth pastor, and i-
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i wish ffxiv was confident enough to just be ffxiv and not be an increasing theme park of collabs. this one i'm especially of two minds on because ff7 is my favourite game but man, just be you ffxiv
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
there's a language that worms speak
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
i don't remember luigis mansion being so god damn hard actually
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if i was in the backrooms i'd just leave, not even remotely my problem
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
feel free to switch up on my minion, if you so desire
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
lying down bed-style
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
it's you and me against the world
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
experiencing life from the perspective of a small and jubilant creature
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
your dad larps as a crusader at the footy
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i've been informed by various screams and yells that the football is no longer coming home
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
teaching vape tricks to a baby
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
your noob son was killed in the line of pwnage
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
why are you in my cave right now? can you get out of my cave?
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
ripping beyblades in the hotpot restaurant
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
lifting a hand and commanding a room to empty with “leave us” is on the bucket list
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
getting excited thinking about learning new techniques from ancient scrolls and such
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
my masters new apprentice is trying to learn the four heavenly strikes but he hasn't even ascended his soul beyond the mortal realm. he will he gone by winter
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i will defeat you #threats #actionablethreats
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my world wide web just caught an amazing digital porpoise!! hey is this thing on
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
getting a breathalyser interlock installed on the fantasticar
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
everyone in the club has bent to my will. feeble minds have sworn fealty in the club
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i drank a potion that expired before the cetra. now my blood type is NG+
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the mako got me talking to savepoints. they told me destiny is just autosave with better marketing
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
can i legally call my game Sonic Mario
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
every time susie talks to kris its like the greek philosophers image and every time susie talks to noelle i feel secondhand embarrassment that can barely be expressed
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
NIGHTMARE
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
if she's your mistress then how come she's holding court in my fiefdom
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Girl World Forever
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work from home bodyguard @igna.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
it's better than I ever even knew, they say battletoads was built for two i heard that you like the bad games, james rolfe, is that true
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