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∄ nemi ∎

@ifyoureadthisyouare.gay
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science bimbo computers are telepathic rocks. cells are self-replicating nanobots. science is just a magic system that uses math Cientista Molecular | SP capital | 🏳️‍⚧️ DM aberta para dúvidas de TH e, se vc for legal, programação também.

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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 06/10/2026
in bed, may i add
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 05/10/2026
entao pessoal eu tenho a solução pra as eleições: laxante. ponha laxante na comida da sua familia bolsonarista no dia do 2º turno vc compra uma caixa de 20 comprimidos de bisacodil por uns 10 reais e impede um monte de votos uns 3-5 comprimidos por pessoa garante uma ótima diarréia 6h depois
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 05/10/2026
sem brincadeira
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 05/10/2026
nao seria a primeira vez q eu resolvo problemas nao relacionados a prisao de ventre usando laxante
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 05/10/2026
entao pessoal eu tenho a solução pra as eleições: laxante. ponha laxante na comida da sua familia bolsonarista no dia do 2º turno vc compra uma caixa de 20 comprimidos de bisacodil por uns 10 reais e impede um monte de votos uns 3-5 comprimidos por pessoa garante uma ótima diarréia 6h depois
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 05/10/2026
They have a bsky btw @occlupanid.bsky.social
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 02/10/2026
gf just learned how to use a keychain. shes so smart
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 18/09/2026
mas tem. pq outubro é o mes 10 (X)
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 12/09/2026
i am cutesexual
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 05/09/2026
dont worry love, youre just pregnant
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
guys let's go fishing
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 30/08/2026
mas todo alcool q a gnt bebe é etanol?...
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 26/08/2026
nhomm simm e a sua carinha de *up to no good* é exatamente igual
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lily hopkins @lilyhops.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the pursuit of science is fundamentally childlike... and that's not a bad thing!! 💚
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 20/08/2026
i get you. se eu n tivesse [redacted] q apoiam minha [redacted] e me incentivam a [redacted], eu ja teria ido de base
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 20/08/2026
incredibly horny
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 18/08/2026
no, you spat on MY pillow. you proceeded to go back home to your own unspitten pillow
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 17/08/2026
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 14/08/2026
that is da wogo. indeed very kind
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 13/08/2026
por conveniencia undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
Jaden's Soul Virtues Extractor
A weighted assessment of the seven human soul virtues.
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 13/08/2026
sounds about right, to be honest. Não esperava perseverance tão baixa, mas é justo pq TDAH go brrr
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 10/08/2026
what came first: das Kinder or das Kinder Egg?
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 10/08/2026
eu gosto dele
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 08/08/2026
furries are the intelligentsia of the us
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noelle╰૮₍ •\./• ₎ა╯ @deer.transgender.quest · 07/08/2026
skircle da sema- ah. merda. eles me acharam de novo
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 08/08/2026
*throws vhs tape at your face*
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 06/08/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramid...
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 06/08/2026
Albania, 1997
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 01/08/2026
- trans woman - bioterror - cyberattack - variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease - ad blocker they were spitting out some top-tier words the year i was born
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 27/07/2026
"nemi, eu posso cheirar esse cimegripe?" -- Decchi
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 26/07/2026
na vdd isso é uma obra prima do Dadaísmo
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 26/07/2026
notação matemática em comic sans cursed demais essa prof é mto chaotic good
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 19/07/2026
its rly not chemistry. only insofar as literally everything is made of molecules including living things. it's biology
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 19/07/2026
...it was actually about pharmacokinetics this time
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 19/07/2026
>\\\<
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 19/07/2026
this is objectively incorrect. its either A B C D E or Z Y X W V depending on what you consider top. and you dare call yourself a student of letters
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 18/07/2026
woke firefox?
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 18/07/2026
*sniff sniff* "your crotch smells like McDonald's!" - Decchi
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 17/07/2026
afaik i never caught covid so i cant even blame my own brain damage on it T_T
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programa leitinho feliz @tropicatteru.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
OBRIGADO TRADUÇÃO DO GROK
Print mostrando que o anime kimi ga shinu made koi wo shitai (Quero te Amar até o Fim) foi traduzido como "quero fazer amor até você morrer" pelo grok no X
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 11/07/2026
a maioria das minhas interpretações não podem ser discorridas em público nos replies
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 03/07/2026
undercover gay man named Guy Strait
First paragraph of the wikipedia page of Guy Strait (american gay civil rights activist)
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Go to bed; tired is stupid.
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 26/06/2026
autistic kid loves rollie pollies more news at 11
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Congrats lesbians, you’re lead authors
Grammerly autocorrect adjusting LGBT to “Lesbian, et al.”
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 13/06/2026
Then there's this version of Ashtar, with Charlie Kirk's face melded into it It's been shared both as a joke and as an actual sign that Kirk was Ashtar in human form
Ashtar Sheran but with Charlie Kirk's face
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
birdpost
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Yen-han Chen 陳彥翰 🇹🇼🇺🇸🇺🇦 @chen-yenhan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
winner gets taiwan back
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 11/06/2026
engraçado q deram exatamente 3 de cada valor
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amy forest @amyforest.pds.pub.moe · 10/06/2026
Riche says youthlib
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