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∄ nemi ∎

@ifyoureadthisyouare.gay
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science bimbo computers are telepathic rocks. cells are self-replicating nanobots. science is just a magic system that uses math Cientista Molecular | SP capital | 🏳️‍⚧️ DM aberta para dúvidas de TH e, se vc for legal, programação também.

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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 8h
gf just learned how to use a keychain. shes so smart
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 12/09/2026
i am cutesexual
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
guys let's go fishing
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lily hopkins @lilyhops.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
the pursuit of science is fundamentally childlike... and that's not a bad thing!! 💚
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 13/08/2026
sounds about right, to be honest. Não esperava perseverance tão baixa, mas é justo pq TDAH go brrr
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 10/08/2026
what came first: das Kinder or das Kinder Egg?
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 08/08/2026
furries are the intelligentsia of the us
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noelle╰૮₍ •\./• ₎ა╯ @deer.transgender.quest · 07/08/2026
skircle da sema- ah. merda. eles me acharam de novo
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 06/08/2026
Albania, 1997
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 01/08/2026
- trans woman - bioterror - cyberattack - variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease - ad blocker they were spitting out some top-tier words the year i was born
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 27/07/2026
"nemi, eu posso cheirar esse cimegripe?" -- Decchi
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 26/07/2026
notação matemática em comic sans cursed demais essa prof é mto chaotic good
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 18/07/2026
*sniff sniff* "your crotch smells like McDonald's!" - Decchi
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programa leitinho feliz @tropicatteru.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
OBRIGADO TRADUÇÃO DO GROK
Print mostrando que o anime kimi ga shinu made koi wo shitai (Quero te Amar até o Fim) foi traduzido como "quero fazer amor até você morrer" pelo grok no X
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 03/07/2026
undercover gay man named Guy Strait
First paragraph of the wikipedia page of Guy Strait (american gay civil rights activist)
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Go to bed; tired is stupid.
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Congrats lesbians, you’re lead authors
Grammerly autocorrect adjusting LGBT to “Lesbian, et al.”
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 13/06/2026
Then there's this version of Ashtar, with Charlie Kirk's face melded into it It's been shared both as a joke and as an actual sign that Kirk was Ashtar in human form
Ashtar Sheran but with Charlie Kirk's face
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
birdpost
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Yen-han Chen 陳彥翰 🇹🇼🇺🇸🇺🇦 @chen-yenhan.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
winner gets taiwan back
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 11/06/2026
engraçado q deram exatamente 3 de cada valor
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amy forest @amyforest.pds.pub.moe · 10/06/2026
Riche says youthlib
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amy forest @amyforest.pds.pub.moe · 02/06/2026
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👾 @gami.isfluffy.gay · 31/05/2026
fiquei com vontade de azucarinar a namorada e criei um bot de telegram que manda "meow" toda vez que ela fica sem responder por X segundos. no momento ta em 30 segundos
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 29/05/2026
A4A
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JBR @jetblackraider.itch.io · 28/05/2026
TUMBLR USER fluffystrawberrydreams98: i
think we should bring back eugenics
TUMBLR USER incestlovingcannibal: just
bought a lemon tree #mylemontree
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 26/05/2026
my pronouns are xi/jin/ping
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 25/05/2026
pro tip: carry some valerian root to attract the catgirls, the ratgirls, and even the wolfgirls, foxgirls and puppy girls
Wikipedia excerpt:

"Valerian root is a cat attractant, containing attractant semiochemicals in a way similar to catnip, which can affect cat behaviour. Its roots and leaves are one of three alternatives for the one-third of domesticated or medium-sized cats who do not feel the effects of catnip. Valerian root has also been reported to be attractive to rats and used to attract members of the family Canidae to traps."
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 25/05/2026
should i... UwU?
supermarket shelf with a bottle of Kawaii Gin
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Super Hazuki Ball!! 🧡🐬🍉 @isoladelfina.diy · 24/05/2026
image of cortex talking to crash in crash 2 with the caption: “i’ve seen your likes, crash bandicoot. it seems you are into some problematic media. you are even more diabolical than i thought.”
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 16/05/2026
insinuar incesto segurando o anti-edipo
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 14/05/2026
proud
"The origins of the phrase go commando are uncertain. The phrase was in use in the UK before then, referring mainly to women, from the late 1960s.[37] The connection to the UK and women has been suggested to link to a World War II euphemism for prostitutes working in London's West End, who were termed "Piccadilly Commandos"."
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 10/05/2026
billions must DIY
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 06/05/2026
é proibido??? mas eu sempre carrego minha namorada comigo no uber
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 06/05/2026
vampire stereotypes be like personally, i rather like garlic. crosses still freak me out tho
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👾 @gami.isfluffy.gay · 04/05/2026
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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Gently annoying broody hens is a good way to get them to leave the next and get their hormones back to normal levels. It's also a good instrument.
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らいごう @raigou1299.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 25/04/2026
so many microplastics in my balls that i cum like a 3D printer
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 22/04/2026
The Museum of London has really gone downhill since they had to stop stealing shit
Photograph of a dried mass with the legend "A dried section of the Whitechapel fatberg, on display at the Museum of London"
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 12/04/2026
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 06/04/2026
é o carro da pica passando na sua mulher
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 04/04/2026
idc if shes a war criminal. im rooting for her
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♡ Juniper🪽♡ @juniper.sisters.gay · 09/03/2026
saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah
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⋄⊰ 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚛𝚒𝚗 ⊱⋄ @fangs.transgender.quest · 24/03/2026
a enfermeira que te olha torto qnd vc vai no posto fazer exame vai te jogar na vala na primeira oportunidade por mais assimilavel que tu seja quem estara nas trincheiras contigo serao as pessoas edgy pervertida problematica que passaram a infancia vendo imagem de gore mesmo
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dot aif @aif.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 14/03/2026
i only have sex if it's atomic, reproducible, and declarative
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 13/03/2026
eles são chamados o estado e a família
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∄ nemi ∎ @ifyoureadthisyouare.gay · 09/03/2026
i wrote a little script to run through all 2-3 syllable possibilities then kept adding rules to reduce the search space until i found ones that i liked
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