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IffyWizardry

@iffywizardry.bsky.social
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ComicBookBrando - Garbage Culture Expert. Purchasing Manager at Austin Books & Comics and The Sidekick. Not as good at video games as I’d like.

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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 10h
The continuing Final Fantasy XIV adventures of Yani Neko! Join us at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This week, I’m hanging out with @dunots.voidsent.com to stream Final Fantasy XIV! The character I created is based on Chainsmoker Cat! Hang out with us! Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here’s my biggest pet peeve when I’m buying comics. Any version of ‘there’s some good stuff in there’ when there is not. What, were you going to trick me, someone who knows essentially everything about comics? It’s okay to not know shit, man. But if you act like you do, I’m going to shoot you down.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Good taste has won today.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We each made a Glup Shitto, and now we send them into battle!
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Awwww, shucks.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Roadteip revelations: Mad at the world? Punk. Mad at yourself? Grunge Mad at something superficial? Butt rock. All of the above? You are Green Day.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
My new best friend Gus.
Me petting the nose of a curious horse.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you ever needed proof that there is no God, I present to you this week.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddamn. I know he hasn’t been in good health for a while, but you know who ELSE hasn’t been in good health?
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Heartbreaking. We lost the greatest today.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Join us while we continue Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift LIVE! We do fun voices, and pose the hard-hitting questions! Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Most of my work day is finding nice ways to tell people their junky shit is junky shit.
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Yourson Smells @tailboi.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Imagine if you will ... that @dunots.voidsent.com, @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social, @iffywizardry.bsky.social and TIM (also me) were STREAMING SOME FINAL FANTASY TACTICS ADVANCE 2! Can you envision such a thing? WELL NO NEED! it is REAL AS HELL! you can click here www.twitch.tv/pixelgoblins to see!
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PixelGoblins - Twitch
Inside you are two goblins and we are those goblins
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Why yes, I DID just buy the first Garfield book. Here’s the first two strips.
The first two weirdly drawn, not terribly funny Garfield strips.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
That’s right! I’m driving, baby! And my character is going to be Chainsmoking Cat!
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Really enjoyed you going along with all of us making your good, well-meaning character into a bizarre object of torture.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh good. Raising Cane’s showing the world what I already knew; they’re bland and tasteless as fuck. Nice commercial using AI of a dead celebrity, you fucking creeps.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Pre-Jojo’s Araki… Baoh! Published in 1989 (1984 in Japan). In the author bio, note ‘The Strange Adventures of Jojo’ and his fondness for the rock and roll sounds of Prince. l
Front cover of BaohBack cover of BaohInterior page of BaohHirohiko Araki photo and bio from 1989
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Happy National Hot Dog Day to those that celebrate. Unless you use ketchup. Then you’re doing it wrong and have ruined it.
A delicious beef hot dog dressed with mustard and relish. With fries on the side.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Did you know there was a Rolling Stones comic with art by Dave McKean, released from the short-lived Marvel Music imprint in the 90s?
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
We’re finishing up Final Fantasy XII tonight! I celebrate with this lascivious Wienerschnitzel sign. Join in the chat! Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins
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Forrest @dunots.voidsent.com · 27/05/2026
The gobs are BACK! They're back for more final fantasy xii (the zodiac age) and guess what It's time for THE PHAROS AT RIDORANA Join me and @iffywizardry.bsky.social and @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social and TIM Live NOW only at Twitch.tv/PixelGoblins
It's a lighthouse on a cataract! A giant waterfall! This is the Pharos at ridorana!
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
‘All agog’
1948 comic book ad for rubber masks featuring a leering clown terrifying a woman
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
There are so many dopey motherfuckers in this world.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Wish I had this when I was in Astoria a couple months ago.
Me holding Chester Copperpot’s skull key from ‘Goonies.’
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Anyone up for some Lazer Tag?
Me in a Lazer Tag helmet with Lazer Tag gun.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Watch us play a Final Fantasy! A good one, even!
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I can smell a ScreenRant post a mile away.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well now how am I supposed to like this?
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This one speaks for itself. #comics
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Join us for more Final Fantasy XII at Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins - it’s a good time, live! With various degrees of comedy!
The Sesame Street pinball graphic for number 12
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Fun fact: There are four TGI Fridays restaurants in Texas. They are ALL in the Dallas Ft. Worth airport.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I will wear someone else’s reading glasses, for I am this week’s book master.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It’s #WrestleMania weekend! Not adequately stoked? I bought a collection of vintage WWF (before they got the F out) and WCW VHS tapes! They’re for sale at the Sidekick starting… now. Relive hundreds of incredible moments!
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is seeming to be true.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Slip on over to twitch.tv/pixelgoblins to join me, @dunots.voidsent.com, @tailboi.bsky.social, @presidenthellsatan.bsky.social, and Tim as we continue the adventures of Ashe Kashor Grash in Final Fantasy XII
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
As we began streaming Final Fantasy XII last night, Forrest challenged us to guess Princess Ashe’s full name. I submitted Ashe Kashor Grash. Fans of 70s trucker humor now know that I’m hilarious.
Princess Ashe from Final Fantasy XII
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
New game! We begin Final Fantasy XII on Twitch.tv/pixelgoblins, which a lot of people have told me is good. I’m a VI guy, personally, but we’re doing Ivalice things!
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If you put your comics in bags and boards and DON’T tape down the flap, you’re a fucking sociopath. That’s all there is to it.
A longbox of bagged, boarded comics with crinkly-ass untaped flaps.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Bummed to find out this was just a couple commercials and not an actual show.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is Montblanc, the moogle I’m voicing for the twitch.tv/pixelgoblins playthrough of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance. Join us and enjoy my tremendous acting!
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If I was as good at sports as I am at trying to open car doors at the exact moment they’re being unlocked, Jordan would want MY autograph.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Who you tryin’ to get crazy with, Osborn? Don’t you know I’m loco?
A Spanish-language ad for Spider-Man depicting the black-suited web slinger in a straight jacket.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The Marvel adaptation of RoboCop is a perfect lesson in ‘Less is more.’
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Sorry, but I don’t think actual Boston police officers would arrest a guy for beating up a man with a Yankees tie on. #wwe #raw
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Guardians! I’m sorting forgotten 90s cards and listening to records at twitch.tv/iffywizardry - stop in and chat!
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Spire Christian Comics out of context are great.
A part of an early 1970s comic panel with a young woman gesturing dramatically and the caption ‘All you need to do is COME!!!’
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
We’re back in the more comfortable tactical battling! This time it’s ADVANCED.
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IffyWizardry @iffywizardry.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I’ve enjoyed this gorgeous game, but it has been punishing.
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