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lauren ☾

@ifamantalks.swifties.social
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25 years on the planet, 18 years of being a Swiftie. only the gentle survived. 📚🐱🕹️🐉💫📝 20+ please!

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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 06/10/2025
would never allow my wedding day to distract me from the truly important things in this life
bride with tloas vinylbride with tloas vinyl bride with tloas vinyl
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 06/09/2025
the temptation to announce “this is a taylor swift song, you know?” everytime this is what you came for comes on
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 31/08/2025
foaming at the mouth over facebook marketplace tiffany lamps, consumed with an overwhelming need
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 12/07/2025
the first sex scene in too much had me kicking my feet and giggling like i was 14 again i’m in love with this show
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 12/07/2025
like fuck AI but also a chrome extension that shows quotes for prices for things that require quotes gathered from AI calling companies to receive said quotes would be life changing
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 30/06/2025
top 25 as of right now (remembered the song sorter again)
top 25 fav taylor songs
you are in love
treacherous
look what you made me do
who’s afraid of lil old me
i did something bad
would’ve could’ve should’ve
i hate it here
red
ready for it
coney island
sparks fly
style
the prophecy
all too well 10
blank space 
haunted
delicate
forever and always
fearless
love story
long live
the story of us
is it over now?
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 22/06/2025
accidentally enjoyed a kaylor edit bc it was set to silver springs and the characters gaylors have projected onto taylor/karlie are so tragically interesting. would be great fiction if they weren’t projecting onto very real people.
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 13/05/2025
sorry an actual inside look at taylor singing i will always love you on 4th of july 2016 just hit my FYP with only 7k likes www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjPMBM9A/
tiktok.com
#taylorswift #blakelively
TikTok video by Harley
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 29/04/2025
every single day i check to see if emhahee/emily anne/pinworms/emily lesbianne/hunger games girl has her cats back and every single day i get so upset when she doesn’t i cannot fathom being without my baby that long
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 27/04/2025
guilty as sin in the You finale i YELPED
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 23/04/2025
someone needs to hear this: if dating is goal directed behavior for you, stop pretending it isn’t. it’s okay. state what your goal is early and often. it weeds out the unserious, and it gets you where you want to be with who wants to be there with you.
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 19/04/2025
love all the re-records, but without question red does the best at capturing its original spirit. that being said, i’m here today & forever grateful for owning the originals lol.
Screenshot of Red (2012) in my apple library, Treacherous (a top 10 song in her entire discography) is playing.
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Joe Beda @h.olysh.it · 18/04/2025
We owe it to those already there to make this right. In whatever equitable way possible.
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 18/04/2025
help does anyone know where taylor said she heard the instrumental for willow and saw like a coven in her head?desperately need it for convincing my mother she is not a witch just bc she uses the aesthetics of witchery 🫠
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 17/04/2025
Please take a moment to sign this petition, more info in the replies. Bottom oversimplified line: Polluting 300 million gallons of Michigan fresh water A DAY for 150 years in order to mine potash domestically instead of continuing to source it from Canada is fucking stupid. chng.it/Czchy2LM
chng.it
Sign the Petition
Save Osceola County
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 17/04/2025
Please take a moment to sign this petition, more info in the replies. Bottom oversimplified line: Polluting 300 million gallons of Michigan fresh water A DAY for 150 years in order to mine potash domestically instead of continuing to source it from Canada is fucking stupid. chng.it/Czchy2LM
chng.it
Sign the Petition
Save Osceola County
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 08/04/2025
were you in high school around 2014-2018? were you in suburbia? did you have a boyfriend? did you have this ring, too? the proto engagement ring
pandora my princess ring
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Nate Postlethwait @natepost.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Behind every repeat abuser is an enabler who tells the victim to forgive.
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 14/03/2025
ever since breaking bad i struggle watching crime on tv bc my paranoid ass begins to convince myself the feds are onto me for something i’ve forgotten to do and they’ve built a whole case and i’m going to prison for decades and i don’t even like ramen that much without making it the tiktok way
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 13/03/2025
made fun of ‘ethical non monogamy’ with the wrong person today and got hit with a “🤷🏻‍♀️ idk my poly friends have never given me that impression” NOOOOO let’s be bitches!!!! i was in a poly relationship!!! i’m allowed!!!!!
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 12/03/2025
let’s smear this pap, gang.
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 05/03/2025
those green eyes and that contagious smile and those liiiiips and the way they verbalize….new york city, what a beauty to our eyes 🤡🤡
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 22/02/2025
the ‘this is taylor swift (my version)’ playlist spotify created for me based on my streaming habits. me, a happily engaged woman getting married this year.
depressing ass playlist
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This is VERY good news. Love bookshop.org and all the stuff they do! www.salon.com/2025/01/28/b...
salon.com
Bookshop.org enters the e-book arena, giving indie stores a new way to compete with Amazon
"Everything Amazon can do, we want to do as well or better," says CEO Andy Hunter on boosting indie sales digitally.
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 01/02/2025
i would be overjoyed if TTPD won AOTY but i just don’t think the academy will do that again for some time. plus chappell is incredible, too.
grammys predictions
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 31/01/2025
also i don’t think taylor is coming out at this superbowl and next year i do in fact need the lions to be there and win so like whatever but if somehow chiefs pull off 4 years and she does the halftime show? would be fucking unreal
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 31/01/2025
didn’t mean to go basically inactive but it’s been like…well we all follow aaron parnas right?
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 13/01/2025
luke and lorelai at the tavern when he shows her the horoscope and says he’s all in? her face just lights up and it immediately made me think “is this the end of all the endings?” and i need the edit
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 05/01/2025
sound on.
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 04/01/2025
have a 101° fever, discovered an ant infestation in my bathroom as i was gonna take a bath, knocked toilet paper roll into a used toilet, and hit my head on the counter all in the past 10 minutes
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 03/01/2025
people are being so fucking cruel about blake lively it had me reposting the swiftol*gist without even thinking before taking it back on principle just bc he said the actual truth
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 03/01/2025
in my house, a broken ear is met with one question “are you on your EAR-AS tour?”
british shorthair cat with ear bent down
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 03/01/2025
hi how often is normal to be thinking about your cat dying and getting really sad about it (she’s 3 and perfectly healthy) i just get choked up so often thinking about it like probably 5x a week and idk if that’s normal
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 02/01/2025
i need to rewatch this because i still have my too-much-tv-watching childhood impression which is “oh my god the DCOM tonight is A Goofy Movie? AGAIN?” they played this movie till the wheels fell off.
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 31/12/2024
a week ago, our family friend told her husband that her 10yo needed to wear a helmet when using his scooter. her husband said “no i don’t want to raise a fuckin liberal.” he’s out of the woods now, but guess whose 10yo had surgery to relieve pressure on his temporal lobe? MAGA bs is so dangerous.
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 31/12/2024
“things my gf can say that i can’t” trend but it’s me petting my fiancès unibrow till he does something about it
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 30/12/2024
i feel like the biggest grinch for not giving a fuck about skircles lmao
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Emily anne @emhahee.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
This pic of my cat looks like that one hamster meme
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 29/12/2024
im sure its been said but my only knowledge of robbie williams was from rep tour lol
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 27/12/2024
warning the kids do not even know the origin of the knee surgery joke and i betrayed that i found it inappropriate and then led to her discovering the inappropriate part my bad
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 23/12/2024
dnd people…currently building a burlesque bard from the new college of dance and i fear it’s my favorite thing ever actually
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 23/12/2024
my cat usually throws up on hard floor, she only observes the high holidays every now and again (4:30am is optimal carpet vomit time, obviously)
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 22/12/2024
and what if i play a bard named Aylor Sweeft? what then?
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 22/12/2024
filled with rage over tiktok comment sections filled with misogynistic abuse apologists who seem to be allergic to reading
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 22/12/2024
oh my god i info dumped about the tragic life of queen wasps at the family christmas party
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lauren ☾ @ifamantalks.swifties.social · 22/12/2024
got so hammered i felt like i was the beating heart & true soul of the family christmas party but now i am rethinking every joke in horrible headache clarity and want to die actually
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