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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵

@ideamonkey.bsky.social
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Learning how to heal wounds other than my own. Angry at what's wrong. Compassionate about everything else. Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴 Event medic ⛑️ Patient Transport Officer 🚑 Paramedic student 🙇‍♂️🚨 (Reformed advertiser 🥴)

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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is brutally true No notes
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Same troll who previously said "some people are just going to have to lose their houses", which we fucking did These fucking people
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Indeed
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
See you and raise you 😂
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is Bruin. He's sleeping atm, except for his ears, which never do 🥰
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Your cremation is in progress. Stay on this page and do not press back on your browser (or she comes back to life)
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
The smarter move by any decent Americans wanting to protest this egregious, self-effacing nonsense SHOULD be to refuse to accept those bills, at all Make them unofficially NOT legal tender
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The author, an American, demanded that Trump resign That's all Honestly, the consistent timidity shown by Americans as they literally lose their country was something I'd never considered a possibility. But here they are
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Grilling in the name of 😂
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This fucking traitorous cunt 🤬
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Beat this, other generations 😉
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
My Dog, I'm tired of obviously bullshit 'Wong-esque' headlines about Israel "Israel claims territory Southern Lebanon while bombing intensifies" Fixed it for you, ABC 🙄 FFS
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This totally misses the MOST important point The 'expensive housing' is a very intentional profit generating strategy designed to funnel tax payer money into private industry under the premise of incarcerating human beings, for profit It's an abhorrent system
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Exceptional 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
If Truck Nuts were a whole car 🙄
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I did the thing My About Me: Video Games
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Here's something I recorded personally just before last Christmas while volunteering for St John You're welcome ❤️
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Gen X reboot Breakfast Club, in Space
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Israel: "ALL of Palestine is Hamas" "ALL of Lebanon is Hezbollah" Exact same bullshit, different country, both genocide Fuck Israel
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The most criminally under appreciated game I ever played was
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
RIGHT?! 🤗
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Also Melania
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Look, I KNOW it's childish but can the rescue team please wear ape masks when they retrieve them? Not to actually fool them, obs. But come on, who wouldn't find that funny? I think the world needs some pointless frivolity right now PLEASE 🙏
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
If you see this, drop a hero with a sword. (IYKYK)
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Right now, people on this app are STILL posting about how 'Kamala was right', and it's honestly the most 'head in the sand' bullshit ever GTF over it 🙏 Start dealing with the awful reality that is Trump right now Note: I'd have posted this on the OG post, but they turned off that option 🙄
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hey @yllekaj.bsky.social Look what happened this morning
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@albomp.bsky.social @senatorwong.bsky.social @australianlabor.bsky.social Still fucking asking
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I want my dog's life
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The privileged twat in question is d2lo.bsky.social And here's his deleted, privileged post Pissant coward
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@albomp.bsky.social @senatorwong.bsky.social @australianlabor.bsky.social I ask AGAIN, how the fuck can you claim that Australia and the US share common values? Get us the fuck away from this. Cancel AUKUS. Call this shit out for what it obviously is FFS
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yeah, they already know that
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Please 🙏 tell us his name Jean-Claude 😂😂😂
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
"Choo, if only you could have seen what I've seen with your eyes" 👌
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Invasion is NOT defensive Also, fuck Israel
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Lovely day for it Doing event first aid for the Generator festival in Yeo Park. Kids's music concert. Couldn't ask for a better day
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I know what the rest of the world thinks 🥴
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I offer former NRL player, Jarrod Sammut In case you can't quite read it, that neck tattoo reads - Justify Your Exist(a)nce 🥴😂😂 Maybe start with a basic education, Jazza
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@yllekaj.bsky.social I found this on the wire on my back deck Do you know what it is?
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Fun fact This is the New Zealand Airforce Logo 👇 They don't really have an airforce, but props for deciding to put a flightless bird inside a bullseye 😂😂😂 That's a very 'Kiwi funny' thing to do 😉
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
THIS 👇 is a mea culpa email from "Hellstra" letting me know they owe me money. But look at the ridic hoops they ask me to jump through for it. Instead of me saying 'yes', I must fill out a specific form. Then wait TILL AFTER 15 June (3 months) AND contact them directly. Cunts
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
This is a contrition letter from NSW Revenue telling me I don't have to pay a parking fine bc of 'circumstances' Those fucking circumstances were - I was working for Burwood Council, parked exactly where their traffic controller told me to, then their parking inspector fined me No apology tho 🖕
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Littleproud quitting now proves only ONE thing He was dumber than Barnaby a Joyce with his timing That's IT That's ALL
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Yes indeedy. Very good The other reference worth looking up is Shady Characters by Keith Houston Also excellent
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
🤡
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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