Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Same troll who previously said "some people are just going to have to lose their houses", which we fucking did These fucking people 2226
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026This is Bruin. He's sleeping atm, except for his ears, which never do 🥰 2351
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Your cremation is in progress. Stay on this page and do not press back on your browser (or she comes back to life) 120
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 28/04/2026The smarter move by any decent Americans wanting to protest this egregious, self-effacing nonsense SHOULD be to refuse to accept those bills, at all Make them unofficially NOT legal tender 063
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 27/04/2026The author, an American, demanded that Trump resign That's all Honestly, the consistent timidity shown by Americans as they literally lose their country was something I'd never considered a possibility. But here they are 011
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026My Dog, I'm tired of obviously bullshit 'Wong-esque' headlines about Israel "Israel claims territory Southern Lebanon while bombing intensifies" Fixed it for you, ABC 🙄 FFS 031
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 16/04/2026This totally misses the MOST important point The 'expensive housing' is a very intentional profit generating strategy designed to funnel tax payer money into private industry under the premise of incarcerating human beings, for profit It's an abhorrent system 1112
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Here's something I recorded personally just before last Christmas while volunteering for St John You're welcome ❤️ 052
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Israel: "ALL of Palestine is Hamas" "ALL of Lebanon is Hezbollah" Exact same bullshit, different country, both genocide Fuck Israel 37471168
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026The most criminally under appreciated game I ever played was 000
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Look, I KNOW it's childish but can the rescue team please wear ape masks when they retrieve them? Not to actually fool them, obs. But come on, who wouldn't find that funny? I think the world needs some pointless frivolity right now PLEASE 🙏 074
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026If you see this, drop a hero with a sword. (IYKYK) 131
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Right now, people on this app are STILL posting about how 'Kamala was right', and it's honestly the most 'head in the sand' bullshit ever GTF over it 🙏 Start dealing with the awful reality that is Trump right now Note: I'd have posted this on the OG post, but they turned off that option 🙄 021
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Hey @yllekaj.bsky.social Look what happened this morning 4113
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 08/04/2026@albomp.bsky.social @senatorwong.bsky.social @australianlabor.bsky.social Still fucking asking 010
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026The privileged twat in question is d2lo.bsky.social And here's his deleted, privileged post Pissant coward 031
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2026@albomp.bsky.social @senatorwong.bsky.social @australianlabor.bsky.social I ask AGAIN, how the fuck can you claim that Australia and the US share common values? Get us the fuck away from this. Cancel AUKUS. Call this shit out for what it obviously is FFS 23920
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026"Choo, if only you could have seen what I've seen with your eyes" 👌 1134
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Invasion is NOT defensive Also, fuck Israel 54616
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Lovely day for it Doing event first aid for the Generator festival in Yeo Park. Kids's music concert. Couldn't ask for a better day 051
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I know what the rest of the world thinks 🥴 010
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 26/03/2026I offer former NRL player, Jarrod Sammut In case you can't quite read it, that neck tattoo reads - Justify Your Exist(a)nce 🥴😂😂 Maybe start with a basic education, Jazza 183
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026@yllekaj.bsky.social I found this on the wire on my back deck Do you know what it is? 270
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Fun fact This is the New Zealand Airforce Logo 👇 They don't really have an airforce, but props for deciding to put a flightless bird inside a bullseye 😂😂😂 That's a very 'Kiwi funny' thing to do 😉 0103
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 17/03/2026THIS 👇 is a mea culpa email from "Hellstra" letting me know they owe me money. But look at the ridic hoops they ask me to jump through for it. Instead of me saying 'yes', I must fill out a specific form. Then wait TILL AFTER 15 June (3 months) AND contact them directly. Cunts 184
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 14/03/2026If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula 170
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 13/03/2026This is a contrition letter from NSW Revenue telling me I don't have to pay a parking fine bc of 'circumstances' Those fucking circumstances were - I was working for Burwood Council, parked exactly where their traffic controller told me to, then their parking inspector fined me No apology tho 🖕 192
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 10/03/2026 Littleproud quitting now proves only ONE thing He was dumber than Barnaby a Joyce with his timing That's IT That's ALL 030
Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Yes indeedy. Very good The other reference worth looking up is Shady Characters by Keith Houston Also excellent 110