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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵

@ideamonkey.bsky.social
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Learning how to heal wounds other than my own. Angry at what's wrong. Compassionate about everything else. Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴 Event medic ⛑️ Patient Transport Officer 🚑 Paramedic student 🙇‍♂️🚨 (Reformed advertiser 🥴)

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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I think I'm done here I nixed all my other bullshit socials years ago. I kept twitter only bc 'i wanted to stay informed' Then that tanked. So I came here, to 'stay informed' But honestly, I've realised - what has knowing ANY of this shit actually changed? I can't think of a single thing
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
She's definitely not a virgin
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
She's definitely not a virgin
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Just arrest them
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Jennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Feed people. House people. Make people safe. Protect nature. Reduce waste. Reduce energy usage. What am I? An extremist. #Auspol.
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
In 'not news' that is surprising literally noone:
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
In 'not news' that is surprising literally noone:
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
And that ALL of that extra cost is being used to build Donald Trump his gold plated ballroom
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Buy BYD? 😂😂😂
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Perfectly articulated
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Indeed And those same people also treat Kamala like she wouldn't have helped Israel murder Palestinians in EXACTLY THE SAME WAY <about to be blocked by multiple Kamala fans I've never previously interacted with in 3...2...1...>
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Buy BYD? 😂😂😂
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Fuck me this meme is dank
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
And that ALL of that extra cost is being used to build Donald Trump his gold plated ballroom
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
And this is news?
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Looking forward to the day when women stop fucking around and pick up AR-15s You may as well fight back in kind ✊
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
No notes
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Arsenal into the UCL Final Man City just dropped points giving Arsenal the advantage in the Premier League The legit possibility of Double Me:
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Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
ALT: Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Nothing beats Princess Bride. Either of them. And as my evidence, I submit that you know them so well I don't need to drop them 😉
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
No notes Not a fucking one
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
No notes Not a fucking one
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Nothing beats Princess Bride. Either of them. And as my evidence, I submit that you know them so well I don't need to drop them 😉
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Arsenal into the UCL Final Man City just dropped points giving Arsenal the advantage in the Premier League The legit possibility of Double Me:
static.klipy.com
Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
ALT: Admiral Ackbar: It's A Trap Meme
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
No notes
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Easy answer Because we know we're still going to fucking bottle it, so a win just makes that sorta less likely It's like people haven't watched us fuck this up for two decades 🙄
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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
When she said these 3 hikes won’t make any difference to inflation in the next 6 months I almost blew my larynx screaming “THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?”
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Just your funday Sunday reminder that when Trump finally succumbs to the most anticipated blood clot in recorded human history, we can all look forward to the horror show that is JD Vance, President of the United States It. Never. Gets. Better. 😫😫😫
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Easy answer Because we know we're still going to fucking bottle it, so a win just makes that sorta less likely It's like people haven't watched us fuck this up for two decades 🙄
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
With only 10k followers, the only people listening are Labor Party members
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This is brutally true No notes
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
With only 10k followers, the only people listening are Labor Party members
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hard agree
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I honestly hate social media I wish there was a better way for us to connect I'm not being cute. Just honest.
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Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Same energy:
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We pay for everything
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JoyT🇦🇺 🍉 @purpleminutes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I just looked up her salary, base rate of over 980 thousand a year, with other perks, she gets over a million! 🤬 Fuck her 🤬
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
No bullshit translation: "I'm aiming to make life easier for rich Australians by ensuring that lots more Australians are unemployed"
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Fucking hilarious point 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
But, but, but 😂😂😂
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a man is sitting in front of a sign that says enews
ALT: a man is sitting in front of a sign that says enews
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
But, but, but 😂😂😂
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a man is sitting in front of a sign that says enews
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Fucking hilarious point 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Have we found a valid use for AI?
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
No bullshit translation: "I'm aiming to make life easier for rich Australians by ensuring that lots more Australians are unemployed"
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DB Maggi @dbmaggi.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Zionists in English: "We are the victims." Zionists in Hebrew:
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Same troll who previously said "some people are just going to have to lose their houses", which we fucking did These fucking people
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
We pay for everything
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Cool, so what has continually reminding people achieved to date? You're not wrong But what difference do you think it's making?
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Solid logic 10/10 Zero notes
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I look at this photo and can't help but feel that CopperArt was decades ahead of its time
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Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵 @ideamonkey.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I look at this photo and can't help but feel that CopperArt was decades ahead of its time
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