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So, the NRL want Tones and I to do the same song she did at the AFL granny 7 fucking years ago? Seriously? No wonder she told them where to stick it. #nrl

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

So they’ve got the gambling guy officiating the final hey? Nice one. #afl

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The finance person on News Breakfast just said that if oil rises to $150 that would be a third on top of what it is now. Um, it’s $100 now. I would have thought basic maths is kinda important when you deal with numbers. #newsbreakfast

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What’s with the Phil Collins drum and sax karaoke? #brownlows

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Raf Epstein says that not wanting kids to be killed is “one side of it”. Seriously? Fuck me. #abcnews

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Pink: “What I need is to be able to say, as a Jewish mom, ‘that scared me, and it scared people I love,’ without being told our fear is just propaganda…” The words “Free Palestine” scared you? Then your fear is just propaganda. Fuck off. #FreePalestine

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hey AFP boss. Maybe drugs shouldn’t be illegal? #afp #auspol

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I have a drug addict for a cat. Like father like son I guess. #silvervine is a helluva drug. #caturday

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The way this week’s Foreign Correspondent included the obligatory “Israel says…” bullshit was actually useful for a change. While we’re watching bodycam footage from one of the paramedics as they are attacked (the 4th strike of a quad-tap) we hear “…we didn’t strike any paramedics.” #abcnews

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I find it weirder when Americans pronounce Melbourne correctly than when they don’t.

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s very nice seeing Sara Ferguson failing to bully over someone with Israeli talking points for a change. Dame Emily Thornberry for the win. #abc730

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

And just as I book the plumber little buddy gets in a fight and might need a grand’s worth of surgery if the antibiotics don’t clear up the giant abscess. Poor little guy.

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Got 4 quotes to have water isolation valve to my unit replaced today ranging from around $600 all the way up to $3,400 via $770 and $1,825. How the fuck are you meant to know who is taking the piss with that kind of variance for the same job?

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Back of envelope maths here but if I took $10k out of my super now & put it on my $450k mortgage I’d save about $10k interest over the remainder of the loan. If I left it in super & got 7% return pa (avg has been 8% since it began) then that 10k would turn into ~$57k in the same time. #auspol

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Maybe it’s just me but if you’re talking about the rise of the far right in Germany maybe using nicknames during the cross isn’t the best idea? “Murph”? FFS. #newsbreakfast #abcnews

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

If Josh fucken Frydenberg is your great hope you are well and truly fucked. #insiders

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Let’s say I smoke & I’m not super wealthy (half right). If excise was cut by 80% then a pack of fancy fags will go from $65 to $40. Why the fuck would I pay even $40 when I can buy a pack of dodgies for $10-15? Madness. #auspol #smokes #insiders

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Gal Gadot can still get fucked. That is all.

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hey @news.abc.net.au, maybe don’t call dingoes “wild dogs” hey? They’re not dogs. And they’re not wild. Ta. #wordsmatter

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Extra practice never hurts and weeks off are for losers. Or winners. Whatever. #Lions #afl

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How come the Cosplay Cockhead’s allowed to advertise on the ABC? I’m not helping him by sharing the company name. #auspol #abcnews #afternoonbriefing

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Still trying wrap my head around Tom Hardy releasing the best record of the year. Crazy. #frankiepulitzer

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Old mate on ABC ad complaining about having to do licensing every x number of years is the epitome of why we need to do licensing every x number of years. Mate, I don’t want you in charge of a forklift let alone a gun indefinitely. #abc

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

What’s with the Vic Premier’s fake tan? #vicpol

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 cats you’ve seen live: Dotti Dash Calico I don’t know but say hi to all the time. Tabasco Kitty (RIP) Missy (RIP) Henry (RIP) Whiskey (RIP) Trevor (RIP) Wuss (RIP)

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

OK. The Barnaby glow up piece on Australian Story is bad enough. Karvelas talking him up in it pushes it over the fucken edge. What a disgrace. #abcnews #australianstory

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If it did it upright on its back wheels then I’d be impressed.

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Fuck me. Coorey just blew my mind. Did you know that DIFFERENT parties want to be seen as DIFFERENT to other parties!!! Wow! I would never have thought that. Thanks Phil! #insiders

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I reckon the words “central to the police investigation” are doing a bit of heavy lifting in that Swans statement. #afl

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What’s with apps moving all the important UI elements to THE TOP OF THE SCREEN? Why? FFS. #1stworldproblems

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Heeney’s in a bad way because of his mental health? You mean his poor choices? Consequences? Those things aren’t mental health. The Swans should be bounced from the finals. #afl

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Jane Hume can’t bring herself to say Israel should apologise. Jane Hume can get fucked along with Hillel Newman. #ExpelHillel

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

How do you deal with life when baseline anger is just below “court ordered anger management” 24/7? Asking for me. Thanks. #angermanagement

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Hey Matt, they were “attacked by the IDF” huh? You mean murdered yeah? That’s why their bodies had to be recovered. M U R D E R E D. There. That’s how it’s spelled. #abcnews #fuckIDF #IOFareTERRORISTS #ExpelHillel

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

That secondary headline. “…fired at a car in which Hind Rajab was killed.” Were there people also firing into the car? No? So should that not be “Israel admits they killed Hind Rajab.”

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Swilly 🇵🇸 @swilly13.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Minns just really isn’t very smart is he? #auspol

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