Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*notices the donuts in the breakroom and says "oh, hell yeah, nice" then walks away* 010
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This but just the first part and it′s real. BOO! 👻 000
Reposted by Dark HammerAthul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 22/09/2026Truly, Gavin Newsom is the most gormless, craven lickspittle ever to have walked the earth. 47210
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Becoming a werewolf to tear a stale bagel in half. 020
Reposted by Dark HammerAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 10/09/2026I know it’s the night before kirkmas but you have to sleep 850350
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I love music ringtones. I can vibe while I ignore your call. Make life work for /you/. 010
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Eating a hearty breakfast before hunting down the TikTok witch that took Dolly Parton from us. 010
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The secret to immortality is watching the last song of ′Cats′ (2019) with Judi Dench talking about gods know what. That was the longest minute of my life and I′ve never laughed that hard since. 010
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I′m nine months late to seeing this — as a metaverse 000
Reposted by Dark HammerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The euphemism for Great Depression just dropped. 175112732341
Reposted by Dark HammerCPN @oksettledown.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Thank you for your attention to this matter!! 14571231328
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Failure isn't a step backward, just a smaller step forward. Don't fear failure. 🥠 030
Reposted by Dark HammerEd Button @edb87.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Strange that saying a whole ass country come to you in your dreams isn’t immediately disqualifying. Like, Howard Dean made a weird noise and it ruined him. 1711
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026@hankgreen.bsky.social What in the world does it mean to get a ′dopamine rush from interacting with an LLM′?? Can you not just ask AI a question, ignore its likely hallucination-riddled response, and thoroughly read its sources? Use it to find and open a door, then just walk through it yourself? 220
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I suppose it's a matter of earned perspective. 000
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Starting a business where when you send an email to one of your clients, I get a copy of that email, print it out, tie it to a rock, then throw it through your client′s window to make sure they respond. Results may vary. 010
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is what Google wants to corral passive people into relying on for their news, health advice, general fact-checking, etc. Not saying people should be using Google for news and health advice with no further discernment for the truth, but it is absolutely happening and Google damn well knows it. 0110
Reposted by Dark Hammerjoyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026this is what summer is going to be like 1014110544
Reposted by Dark HammerBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Tim Onion has died. 7227338225
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I tried using Reddit regularly for a month and have to say the stereotypes are completely valid. Wretched place. I now question anyone who says Bluesky is bad. 000
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If you can, please help get this man out of Detroit. Good lord.gofundme.comDonate to Support Ceros After Car Theft and Attack, organized by Ceros WhaleyHello all, my name is Ceros. I've been going through some insanely rough pat… Ceros Whaley needs your support for Support Ceros After Car Theft and Attack 012
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I can't even use this shit as a search engine. What is the point of this technology at all? I can get the 20-somethings next door to give me music recommendations and they won't need to poison a river to do it. Fuck me, man. Happy Friday, by the way. ☕️ 030
Reposted by Dark HammerSpudley Boo-Right 👻 @spudleydo-right.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Psst hey, data centers are full of gold, silver and palladium with hardly any staff employed. 45528103
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 23/05/2026"Look at them.. chasing decadence and power. They know not the true worth of the beverages they allow us. They think they placate and sedate us, but they′ve discarded the very means of their salvation. When their madness overtakes them, we shall inherit this burning earth." *shotguns a Miller Lite* 000
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Ho-ly shit. I would freak the fuck out if I ever found out RFK Jr and my exposed heart were in the same room at one point. 110
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I don’t know about the rest of the world, but the US has been desperately trying for a century and a half to bring back slavery. It may actually be happening this time… 000
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I only like one corporate clown and he’s practicing black magic on our big, beautiful president’s arteries. 010
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I can’t see your face, but I see your embarrassing generative AI prompts and I’m laughing at you. I’m laughing at your soul. 000
Reposted by Dark HammerSpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Fuck gravity I wanna float 632381
Dark Hammer @idark-ihammer.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I’m gonna head to the beach to stunlock the FBI using seashells. You need anything? 000
Reposted by Dark Hammer🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026alright i guess we got 15 minutes to see What's Up, smoke em if you got em 041
