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JARED GOFF

@icedbrew2.bsky.social
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Michigan born, West Virginia raised, back in the land of Jared Goff. Go Herd

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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 23h
For perspective on Boston Connor…
Ugh
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I strongly believe that coaches should use their timeouts liberally in the first half and only use them for the clock in the second. Like I bet Rhule would have loved to have had this one in the final two minutes.
Nebraska calling stupid timeout
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m sorry, but a vampire counselor movie directed by Sam Raimi with this cast deserves better. First time this game has disappointed me.
Tentpole vampires
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chad Kelly, Argonaut legend
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Peeing on the ground
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know there is a lot of bullshit here but my god...
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All of us right now (complementary)
Katie Dippold Babadook
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
he's already pulling it in at this point...
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
As a Lions fan...
Dan Campbell with a wheelbarrow in front of him
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
storms in the saaaaath
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’d like to see what’s going on but ESPN doesn’t even have stats for this game. Maybe the intern that would normally update this is busy cutting the sleeves out of McAfee’s shirt for gameday?
Footbaw
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A trans woman who transitioned while in prison for raping and molesting multiple children. Do you not understand that maybe there is some nuance to consider? Meanwhile, here is Ossoff voting against an incredibly harmful bill. But yeah, one judge vote makes him a shitbag.
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Imagine someone tells you that this movie has Wolverine and it’s the highest rated R-movie ever. And this is one of its most pivotal scenes. ❤️ @robdelaney.bsky.social
Peter!
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Leagues tend to give some leeway when you get knocked to the ground like that. It was definitely not a basketball move. It was intentional. I’m glad someone took Cunningham down (even if it is going to just make the whole thing worse), but the ejection was deserved.
Dijonai rocking Sophie’s world
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Even though you keep trying to rank us in the bottom half of the league, you still a real one. Respect.
Jared Goff politely asking for others to don’t be hatin
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Moby dick
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I don’t feel bad about this.
lol peta
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Lol
Pic of a blue whale above a move dick quite
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The mean streets of Detroit. Look at all the homeless people shitting everywhere. Those cranes built a very nice hotel and a very nice apartment building with a tap house and local market inside. Thug life.
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I feel like there are two ways to look at this. One, hitting behind Bonds helped him. Or two...ya know. Lou Whitaker can't even sniff the Hall and he's 83rd in baseball reference's WAR, tied with Johnny Bench (and the highest non-roided snub). Kent is 254th.
fuck keff jent
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Normally I can see the top 15 floors or so of Detroit’s 75 story Renaissance Center from here.
Detroit smoke
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
God this is the most hick thing I’ve seen in a while
Racist with a can of dip in his white beige khaki denims
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Let’s go herds
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Bahamian jet skis be like this
Always sunny dildo bike
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
They say something like this, and at no point do they really ask themselves...why. Maybe they should think, "hmmm, why has this weather never happened before. Has something...changed?" Fucking idiots
dumb user saying this weather has never happened in DC before
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
iykyk
Morimoto not happy with Bobby
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Wrote this for the WV legislature a few years ago. This was only the third worst finding out of 11. Long story short…why build more plants when the mines aren’t even fucking open?
Report on inactive mines
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Made a run at it Play 82-0: www.82-0.com/share?id=Q18...
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Not a huge fan of my 4 but ya know, it’s all about the glory.
70-12
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Just let @mikeflanaganfilm.com direct it.
Fall of the house of usher red death
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Fascism
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hey @lastweektonight.com had this question at trivia tonight. If I’m right please show my awesome face on next week’s episode and donate 10k to a MN ICE fund in @normcharlatan.bsky.social name.
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Sherman burning Atlanta
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Lion King game
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hercules must be holding the graph upside down. Or he’s just a moron. Yep, he’s just a moron.
NYC murder rate with huge spike from 70s to 90s
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This was a welcome moment during a terrible time.
Nicki Minaj wild ass Covid tweet
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
HOLY FUCK DID I READ A BIASED ARTICLE THEN LOL. That makes it even worse.
Biased ABC News Platner bullshit
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Is this their work?
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Just want to throw it out there that they actually wrote an entire article and the link in the OP is misleading.
Full article
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Pulled these on my phone. If I was on my PC they’d be PDFs in 5 seconds.
NotObscured
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
MJ saying fuck them kids
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Watching rec league basketball
Men’s rec league
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Sorbo as a cowboy
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Some bar in CA called the Walnut Room Saloon is getting dragged hard on Yelp and Google because they switched from Bad Bunny to Kid Rock at halftime. Ya hate to see it.
Walnut Room Saloon sucksFuck the walnut room saloon
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Do you think having a webbed hand makes up for the fact Diggs only has four fingers? Is it like four fingers -3 CTH but webbed hand is +10 CTH so he’s +7?
AI slop
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Pedos being pedos being hired by Bari Weiss
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
they turned off live chat. Fuckin cowards.
NRA chat being shut down
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Reminds me of this classic moment Jason Mantzoukas brought to us on Taskmaster
Jelly mould of Aisling Bea from Taskmaster, as presented by Jason Mantzoukas
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JARED GOFF @icedbrew2.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Looks like he’s back in the air
AF1 in the air
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