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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 5h

...goddamn everything is so fucking stupid.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 9h

Oh I’m definitely pronouncing that like Versace.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 9h

I mean I wasn't gonna call him crazy I was just gonna call him a stupid racist piece of shit who does not deserve love.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 11h

can’t these weirdos just masturbate like normal people what the hell

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 14h

My hope is that future historians will be constantly asking the question "why didn't the world treat this clearly stupid insecure weak piece of shit like the stupid insecure weak piece of shit he so clearly and loudly was".

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 15h

Holy shit J. Christian Adams is an absolute fucking cunt. Goddamn. How the fuck hasn't he been punched in the face a billion times.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 15h

Okay honestly and truly who the fuck is listening to Megyn Kelly. Who the hell is her audience. Does anyone actually give any shit about what Megyn Kelly has to say.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 15h

"you cant run any war, trade or bullets" I dunno why but I'm finding the inclusion of 'bullets' here to be incredibly fascinating.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"using a derogatory term for Democrats" okay the inclusion of this line made me cackle.

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V🎃rp @vorpalithic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Modified screenshot of a YouTube video and its comments. The video is paused on a scene with the text "FUTA: Federal Unemployment Tax Act" and the comments are from one person saying "Sounds interesting gonna look it up" and shortly afterwards replying to themselves with "That's not taxes..."

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"my actual hobbies are gainful" this must be the most boring motherfucker to hang out with

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Cunningham/Gaines podcast and/or Fox show is gonna be so obnoxious innit.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Winnie the Pooh hailing Baphomet is one of my most cherished nostalgic internet things, right up there with Mr. T Ate My Balls and YTMND.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

...I have said "I agree with Bill Kristol" in my head several times over the years and I fucking hate it.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"3,615 customers" BWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

For the life of me I am never going to understand why a news outlet like Politico doesn't just straight up publish "It is very obvious that Donald Trump just calls shit he doesn't like "Fake News" because he's a weak pathetic stupid fucking insecure piece of shit. It's fucking obvious."

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Things like "turning thousands away at the door" and "50,000 people in attendance" feel like claims that can be verified or falsified and I feel like that should be the next step but somehow it absolutely isn't going to be and I'm losing my fucking goddamn mind.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

How anyone even pretends to think that this weak insecure pathetic stupid piece of shit is 'strong' is just fucking incredible to me. What a fucking weakling.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thousands of people having to be turned away for an event feels like a thing that can be checked.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

k that is the right response however I would like you to consider the idea of attending and then yoinking his little beanie off of his head and running away in joy as he comes undone.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Do these people, like, enjoy things? Have they ever had fun *doing* something?

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Not gonna lie I figured the Reagan number would have been higher and I'm very glad it's not and I'm also still kinda upset at how high it is anyway.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I mean pictures aside aren't there actual verifiable quantifiable numbers available? Shouldn't the head count of the attendance of this event, plus the actual size of the venue, be known values that can be, like, checked?

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"He told MS NOW that he repeatedly pushed back on Trump behind closed doors." *rolls eyes and makes jerking off motion*

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

...k I'm trying to keep this straight is affordability a hoax or not.

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am once again asking anyone who interviews Wes Anderson to please finally ask him about Showa Era Godzilla.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I choose to believe that this is the correct interpretation.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just the most pathetic fucking shitstain of a human.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Republicans are given the absolute lowest fucking bar, evidenced by Donald Trump - the undeniably stupidest and weakest fucking human being to ever fucking exist - being their goddamn beloved fucking leader. It’s all so fucking frustratingly stupid.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am so fucking tired of this stupid insecure piece of shit.

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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So, uh, how many people in this administration have kalshi bets on a blue wave midterm?

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