Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Heard @iwriteok.bsky.social mention this a number of times. What a weird life.variety.comMarjoe Gortner, Preacher and Actor Who Was Subject of Oscar-Winning Doc and Appeared in ‘Earthquake,’ ‘Falcon Crest,’ Dies at 82Marjoe Gortner, whose childhood as a preacher was the subject of Oscar-winning documentary "Marjoe" and had a career as an actor, died Friday. 1808
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Texas Justice is so fucked. Minority men get executed despite having legitimate exhonorating evidence. But, be white and a cop, kill a black man eating a bowl of ice cream in his home? You get 7 years and a hug from the judge. This is why you deserve Ken Paxton.cnn.comFormer Dallas officer who shot Black man in apartment that she mistook for hers gets parole | CNNA white Dallas police officer convicted of killing a Black man in his apartment that she mistook for her own was granted parole Thursday after serving seven years of her 10-year sentence. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No one who has heard Ed Sheeran's music should be surprised to find out that he's a huge pussy. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The wrong 80 year olds are dying. This, THIS!, is why God is bullshit.static.klipy.comTim Curry Gomez AddamsALT: Tim Curry Gomez Addams 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026To which the scientific community replied, "No fucking shit."independent.co.ukSmart glasses give men tools to ‘stalk and harass’ women, study findsWomen are being filmed at work and in the gym by men wearing smart glasses, a new study has found 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Nutrition and politics aside - it is, objectively, ill-advised to feature the word Gruel and a radioactive man with rabies on a food show.salon.comRFK Jr.’s cooking show has no appetiteJoyless salmon patties, cheap graphics and policy detours add up to a cooking show curiously uninterested in food 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Keep waiting for the rest of Chad Gable's new faction.static.klipy.comIts Always Sunny In Philadelphia Super BowlALT: Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia Super Bowl 000
Reposted by Johnny Childo: Certified CatastrophysicistMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026This past week Jesse Watters referred to ‘the Jewish question’ & said Trump/Vance are sending a message to ‘the Jews’. This past week, 3 anti-genocide Dems, including a Jewish Dem, won NYC primaries. Guess which of these 2 the media is focused on as proof of rising antisemitism? 241081196
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 23/06/2026John Cafaro is just John Candy playing Tony Clifton. What a hilarious con! 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Legit surprised this doesn't happen much more. Too bad Trump isn't as charming as Tom Selleck. He'd have no voters left.nbcnews.comCalifornia woman dead in murder-suicide may have given thousands to a scammer claiming to be Tom SelleckDonald Whitaker, 80, and his wife, Karen Whitaker, 79, were discovered in their home on May 15 following a request for a welfare check. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Trump is the amalgamation of the Bluth family's worst qualities with none of the redeeming or endearing ones. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I guess I am leaning more toward rooting for Carano but I am hoping for grotesque injury for all parties involved. 000
Reposted by Johnny Childo: Certified CatastrophysicistOmg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue 24364952356
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I'm confused. So, you're pro-DEI now?hollywoodreporter.comFCC Chairman Says ABC License Move “Unrelated” to Jimmy Kimmel: “They Were Playing Rope a Dope”Carr said at an FCC meeting that the investigation is connected to Disney's DEI practices, though commissioner Gomez told reporters Thursday that she believes it is a pretext. 000
Reposted by Johnny Childo: Certified CatastrophysicistCitizen X @mayoubhappy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam. 3462852910862
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 27/04/2026This from the most deranged Democrat, so you know it's coming from a good place. thehill.com/homenews/sen...thehill.comFetterman: Democrats should ‘drop the TDS,’ fund Trump ballroom after shootingSen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) is calling on fellow Democrats to support the construction of a new ballroom at the White House after a lone gunman tried to assassinate the president and senior adminis… 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Halfway through Unchosen and 3 things I know for sure. The patriarchy sucks, organized religions suck, and things get fucked up whenever Christopher Eccleston shows up in anything. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Just realized that Alien: Resurrection is just Firefly without likable characters. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I think J.D. Vance might be Danhausen. Vancehausen, if you will. He shows up around the world, wanting to be included. He feels slighted by the hurling of many insults and he curses the most powerful person in the room. #Vancehausen 020
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I received a campaign letter from Laura Hois, a nitwit running for the house in IL-81. She is pro business and against cancel culture. Here is my response. P.S. Go Anne Stava! 000
Reposted by Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicistddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026lmao 379237042724
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026As a Cook County resident, @majorityreport.bsky.social viewer, and Behind the Bastards listener, I cannot escape @katmabu.bsky.social. I hope Congress can't either. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 11/03/2026@ringerwrestling.bsky.social CAW best finisher is Bad News Brown's Ghetto Blaster. Gotta be a heel move. Can do it to anyone and is such a dismissive maneuver. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Six more Americans dead is just more blood on President Agent Orange's gross, decaying hands. But sentient Velveeta blocks don't have feelings.cnn.comNo warning, no siren: six US service members killed in Iranian strike that hit makeshift operations center in Kuwait | CNN PoliticsThe first US service members to die in the conflict between the US and Iran were killed by a direct Iranian strike on a makeshift operations center at a civilian port in Kuwait on Sunday morning local... 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I am happy to donate the $1700 tariff rebate, that I was never going to see, to photocopies of the articles of impeachment. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Let this loon cook! 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026If you haven't seen Robert Duval in The Apostle, correct that. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Another great hire by the Raiders. Will Tim Tebow be the QB coach next?raidersbeat.comRaiders (Soon to Be) Head Coach Bought Bibles for Every Player and Coach on the Seahawks - Raiders BeatThe Raiders have identified their soon-to-be next head coach, and on Tuesday their soon-to-be... 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Even taking out the problematic context, these are just bad lyrics. Now, I could be wrong, but I think Kid Rock might not be very good. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I didn't even know Brett Ratner directed Melania. Maybe Wolverine will pull a Last Stand-style third act. 100
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026ICE training videos must involve equal parts IDF murders of Gazans and America's Funniest Home Videos (Bob's Version). 000
Reposted by Johnny Childo: Certified CatastrophysicistJoshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 24/01/2026Holy crap. This is the most damning video yet. It shows Border Patrol agents clearly taking Alex's firearm, running it away, and THEN executed him in cold blood by emptying a clip into his face. Murder. 16733261465
Reposted by Johnny Childo: Certified CatastrophysicistThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 09/01/2026🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific. They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him. Stop the lies. 1380189378476
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 08/01/2026It's all right there for all of us to see. They lionize Ashli Babbitt and demonize the woman in Minneapolis. A rational, honest actor knows the real difference. MAGA only knows deference. 000
Reposted by Johnny Childo: Certified CatastrophysicistPacific Antifascist Research Collective @pacantifa.is · 08/01/2026Alexander Steven Back, an ICE employee from Bloomington, MN was arrested in Nov 2025 for coercion of a minor. He attempted to meet up with what he thought was a 17-year-old girl for sex and was immediately arrested. He now faces federal charges. 7838255
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 30/12/2025At this rate, the Kennedy Center is going to have to settle for Mike Johnson fave Lee Greenwood and Tony Orlando concerts.media.tenor.coma man in a cowboy hat says " you 're gonna need all the luck you can get " while driving a carALT: a man in a cowboy hat says " you 're gonna need all the luck you can get " while driving a car 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025I went to a chiropractor for years. It never fixed anything. The treatment causes your body to release endorphins, fooling you into thinking it's helping. No surprise that grifters gravitate toward chiropractics because it's grounded in the idea of man's ability to heal by touch alone. Medbed 1.0.politico.comHow Chiropractors Became the Backbone of MAHAWhy they love Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — and he loves them. 010
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I'd like to thank Triple H for making me realize that $30 a month for this is way too steep. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Sorry but a Thanksgiving invite at 4:41 AM today is not a real invitation. This comes with the assumption that I was sitting alone in my apartment eating cereal, watching Planes, Trains, and Automobiles with tears streaming down my face. Thanks for thinking that of me. #thankful 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 26/11/2025I can't get over this. As if we needed more proof that Noem's DHS is a ridiculous, spiteful joke. 010
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Ronald Dahl created Trump. Veruca's entitlement, Mike's need for attention, and the physique of Augustus Gloop. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Another day in America. Thought-to-be extinct Puritan gives "demon" horn of plenty of crap for Thanksgiving. 010
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Millionth verse, same as the first. 010
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025We've been hearing it all wrong. They were saying America Farced. 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025The Trump administration is, essentially, the O'Doyle family from Billy Madison. But, eventually, these fascists all slip on a banana peel.media.tenor.coma car is driving down a road with trees in the background and the words makeagif.com below itALT: a car is driving down a road with trees in the background and the words makeagif.com below it 010
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025How long til Sean Grayson gets a presidential pardon and joins ICE? 000
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025John Smoltz is the Tim Pool of sports broadcasting. 010
Reposted by Johnny Childo: Certified CatastrophysicistKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/10/2025I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win. 11984172913374
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Maybe we've got it wrong. Maybe the East Wing is going to be a ball pit. That would rule. Or maybe it's just a big room where everyone is freeballing, kibbles and bits dragging on the floor. 010
Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist @johnnychildo.bsky.social · 24/10/2025I hate that nearly everything I watch has a character that reminds me so much of Trump. In this case, it's John Wayne Gacy. 000
