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Stephen_From_Maryland

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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don’t forget the 2.5 Swords that make you sleepy!
The velvet sword of St Trina
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Either I mistake your shape and making quite, Or else you are that shrewd and knavish sprite Called Robin Fucking Goodfellow.”
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
youtu.be/j7f26gVlDQI Doesn’t address the Dinobots’ creation specifically, but he’s vibing on the same wavelength.
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My Transformers Midlife Crisis
YouTube video by hbomberguy
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A Dril Tweet that reads:
the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Have we considered that Travis Kelce’s favorite movie is probably ‘The Water Boy’?
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This movie better have a Tarantino ‘alt-history’ ending where Chris Hansen HALO drops onto Epstein island in 2008, kitted out like Arnold in Commando.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If you listen carefully, you can hear the keyboard clicks of a thousand shitty reactionary centrist opinion columns, each author convinced that they are penning the Bill Pullman Speech from Independence Day.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“Elect us so we can postpone the bad thing!” “How about you change things to prevent the bad thing from ever happening?” “… please donate?”
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Ko Street Fighter GIF
Alt: Ko Street Fighter GIF
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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a group of men are standing in a room with the words " they 're creating a temporal vortex "
Alt: Star Trek First Contact, with Riker saying “Time Travel”.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Nazi Coast Guard would have done numbers as an 11pm show on the history channel in 2007.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
An underrated aspect of how weird this is is that she acts like she has some direct line to influence Trump. A lot of these right wing weirdos have some extremely parasocial issues that they’re making everyone else’s problem.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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a man sitting in a chair with the words any man who must say i am the king is no true king written below him
Alt: Tywin Lannister: any man who must say i am the king is no true king
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I just hope being mayor of NYC doesn’t turn him into an absolute weirdo.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I’m not saying they’re conservative plants trying to get Dems to lose. But if I were a conservative plant trying to make Dems lose, this is what I’d say.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Wait, in today’s @knowledgefight.bsky.social podcast - did Alex tell his personal trainer that Tucker Carlson went to a private dinner with JD Vance and Erika Kirk?
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
This is either the trailer for the worst Call of Duty Game or for the best sequel to SPEC OPS: The Line.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I’m not sure if Trump thinks the AI videos are real or not, but if Trump believes he can fly an F-18 for real, they should definitely let him try.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
Zohran Mamdani looking uncharacteristically calculating
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I’m imagining this, verbatim, as a scene in the last season of Succession.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Don’t know why this popped into my head just now, but is it possible that regulations and anti-trust laws were load bearing?
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
When the first of these longevity tech bros dies, it’s going to set off a wave of mid-life crises in the billionaire class that we cannot conceive of.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Shifting to a new app run by these ghouls is going to be like when the internet convinced Sony to re-release Morbius, but for Quibi.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Whatever awful harms are perpetuated, the architects and supporters of their political project have been desiring to do that harm, and making plans to execute it, regardless of any pretext.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
That podcaster solidarity is strong.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is holding his finger to his mouth and saying today we celebrate our independence day .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is holding his finger to his mouth and saying today we celebrate our independence day .
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
To paraphrase @codyjohnston.bsky.social: Because I imagine that democrats use no-no words, so I have to change my views on healthcare, the economy, and human rights.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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a cartoon drawing of a robot with the number 78 on it 's chest
Alt: Unicron smashing part of cybertron.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The ‘similar face’ feature in Elden Ring’s character creator.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Whatever consultant told Tim Walz to stop calling these people ‘weird’ has earned a special place in hell.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
John mulaney saying, “When a horse is loose in a hospital you gotta stay updated. The updates, they're not always bad, sometimes they're just odd.”
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Whatcha doing up there, my guy?
Trump on the roof of castle GreySkull.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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a mascot with big eyes is sitting in a row of empty seats
Alt: a mascot with big eyes is sitting in a row of empty seats
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
An image showing book covers by Joe Manchin and John Fetterman, with the caption “inside of you there are two wolves”
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
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a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
Alt: Sideshow bob stepping on rakes
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Bill Clinton has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in the world here by preempting whatever bullshit they claim Maxwell confessed by announcing that yes he did it, and he was there with Trump.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Updated Epyon looking slick!
Full body image of Gundam EpyonFace image of Gundam Epyon
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
FOXDIE Virus, do your thing.
independent.co.uk
JD Vance flew to Montana for secret meeting with Rupert Murdoch and Fox News execs
A source familiar with the trip told The Independent that the vice president spoke to both Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch, as well as a group of executives from the right-wing network
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
At the dawn of the America Party, I recall this cautionary tale for the billionaire class.
Michael Bloomberg wins the democratic primary in American Samoa, his only win in 2020 after months of media salivating about his primary run. After this humiliation, he took his ball and went home, rather than strongly supporting Biden.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
This is the ideal strategy, because Democratic leadership are so effective at messaging that drives the focus of voters. Looking forward to hearing about hospital closures being a distraction in sixth months.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The meme from the show supernatural, informing the reader that the USA has bombed Iran.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Slow and repetitive with some great moments sprinkled throughout. It worked better in the pre-streaming days. Wing’s mecha designs have so much character but the world doesn’t make any sense.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Transposing the French Resistance into Andor is perfect because it completely matches the tone of the show but is also the most George Lucas choice possible.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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a man is laying on a plane talking to another man .
Alt: The President, played by Harrison Ford, demanding that the terrorist, played by Gary Oldman, “Get off my plane.”
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Have we considered that JD Vance might have been injected with the FoxDie virus?
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I’m shocked that no one in the group chat dropped an ironic ‘F’ when they confirmed the strike hit.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The response to Trump’s speech should have been AOC sitting with Tom Servo and Crow, just mocking it to hell.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
The Omnissiah is woke, I don’t make the rules.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The only logical conclusion is that that DEI was keeping the planes in the air.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
First question I’d ask any Republican legislator I met in person: “Do you ever lie awake at night thinking about what the January 6th mob would have done to you if they’d found you?”
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