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Stephen_From_Maryland

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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Have we considered that Travis Kelce’s favorite movie is probably ‘The Water Boy’?
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This movie better have a Tarantino ‘alt-history’ ending where Chris Hansen HALO drops onto Epstein island in 2008, kitted out like Arnold in Commando.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If you listen carefully, you can hear the keyboard clicks of a thousand shitty reactionary centrist opinion columns, each author convinced that they are penning the Bill Pullman Speech from Independence Day.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“Elect us so we can postpone the bad thing!” “How about you change things to prevent the bad thing from ever happening?” “… please donate?”
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Nazi Coast Guard would have done numbers as an 11pm show on the history channel in 2007.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
An underrated aspect of how weird this is is that she acts like she has some direct line to influence Trump. A lot of these right wing weirdos have some extremely parasocial issues that they’re making everyone else’s problem.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
media.tenor.com
a man sitting in a chair with the words any man who must say i am the king is no true king written below him
Alt: Tywin Lannister: any man who must say i am the king is no true king
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I just hope being mayor of NYC doesn’t turn him into an absolute weirdo.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I’m not saying they’re conservative plants trying to get Dems to lose. But if I were a conservative plant trying to make Dems lose, this is what I’d say.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Wait, in today’s @knowledgefight.bsky.social podcast - did Alex tell his personal trainer that Tucker Carlson went to a private dinner with JD Vance and Erika Kirk?
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
I’m not sure if Trump thinks the AI videos are real or not, but if Trump believes he can fly an F-18 for real, they should definitely let him try.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
Zohran Mamdani looking uncharacteristically calculating
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Don’t know why this popped into my head just now, but is it possible that regulations and anti-trust laws were load bearing?
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Shifting to a new app run by these ghouls is going to be like when the internet convinced Sony to re-release Morbius, but for Quibi.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Whatever awful harms are perpetuated, the architects and supporters of their political project have been desiring to do that harm, and making plans to execute it, regardless of any pretext.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
To paraphrase @codyjohnston.bsky.social: Because I imagine that democrats use no-no words, so I have to change my views on healthcare, the economy, and human rights.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
The ‘similar face’ feature in Elden Ring’s character creator.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
John mulaney saying, “When a horse is loose in a hospital you gotta stay updated. The updates, they're not always bad, sometimes they're just odd.”
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Whatcha doing up there, my guy?
Trump on the roof of castle GreySkull.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
FOXDIE Virus, do your thing.
independent.co.uk
JD Vance flew to Montana for secret meeting with Rupert Murdoch and Fox News execs
A source familiar with the trip told The Independent that the vice president spoke to both Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch, as well as a group of executives from the right-wing network
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
At the dawn of the America Party, I recall this cautionary tale for the billionaire class.
Michael Bloomberg wins the democratic primary in American Samoa, his only win in 2020 after months of media salivating about his primary run. After this humiliation, he took his ball and went home, rather than strongly supporting Biden.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The meme from the show supernatural, informing the reader that the USA has bombed Iran.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Transposing the French Resistance into Andor is perfect because it completely matches the tone of the show but is also the most George Lucas choice possible.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Have we considered that JD Vance might have been injected with the FoxDie virus?
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I’m shocked that no one in the group chat dropped an ironic ‘F’ when they confirmed the strike hit.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The response to Trump’s speech should have been AOC sitting with Tom Servo and Crow, just mocking it to hell.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
The only logical conclusion is that that DEI was keeping the planes in the air.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
First question I’d ask any Republican legislator I met in person: “Do you ever lie awake at night thinking about what the January 6th mob would have done to you if they’d found you?”
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I don’t know if it’s gonna be next month or in 2027, but the Elon/Trump breakup is gonna be so stupid.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
I don’t think there is a modern political entity that has failed as completely as the Democratic Party.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
So long Weimar Republic, we hardly knew ye…
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Glad that we all get to spend the next 5 months listening to ‘bullet pierced his ear’ truthers arguing with ‘cut by glass from the teleprompter’ reply guys.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
The SCOTUS immunity decision rests on Biden, and democrats writ large, being too deferential to norms and civility to use the MASSIVE amount of power they just handed Biden for the next 7 months. Sadly, they are 100% right.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 26/06/2024
Glad that SCOTUS is making political bribery- which they already said is already legal and cool- even legaler and cooler today. But on an unrelated note, Harlan Crow has just dropped off a bunch of nazi themed duffles full of non-sequential ‘gratuities’ at the Thomas’ house.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Sam Alito must be stopped!
A tacky flag of a yappy dog behind a line bkue line flag.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
Just think. Right now, conservative Supreme Court clerks are pouring over a 1654 edition of the Oxford English Dictionary to find an obscure meaning of the word ‘immunity’; all so they can make the idea that Republican presidents can do crimes but Democrat presidents can’t sound respectable.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 16/04/2024
ACAB Includes Sgt. Murphy. I don’t make the rules.
An image of a cartoon dog in police uniform riding a motorcycle. He is smiling the smile of the wicked.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
Been hearing a lot about Dune 2 recently. But I want to talk about Do’n to others what you’d have others do’n to you.
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Stephen_From_Maryland @icarustoo.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
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