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25. it’s just me n megan thee stallion against the world

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jalea @icantpickacoolname.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
smoothie post
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kala @notkala.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Woke up with a smile on my face because Rylie is no longer terrorizing our screens 😁 #bb27
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 25/05/2025
Trey Songz you next, you yodeling bitch!
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mandy @mothmandyy.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
They said I could never be owner and sole proprietor of the worlds most bangin sandwich shop bc I’m “just a monkey in a bikini” but I showed them. I showed them all.
Millionaire monkey in a bikini standing outside of a ridiculous IKEA sized sandwich shop
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 22/05/2025
JJ, winner of Eurovision 2025, expresses his disappointment with Israel being allowed to compete: “I’m very disappointed that they excluded Russia but kept Israel — they’re both aggressors in this case when it comes to war. […] If it were up to me I would exclude them.”
JJ.Flag of Israel.
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Big G.R.I.T. @tkdoesnothing.blacksky.app · 22/05/2025
"Your body ain't forget me" ass hug lmao
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/05/2025
Please just cheat on me… cause whatever THIS is …. Waaaaaay worse than cheating
Tony goldwyn doing Miscegenation with that man wife
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🍒 @itsjustnakai.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
open.spotify.com/track/1Gpslo...
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Somebody
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 17/05/2025
Trips me out that Pillsbury Doughboy’s government name is Poppin’ Fresh. Like why does he need a separate name? What else is he getting into? But anyway. What if I told you that the Kool-Aid Man’s full name is actually Frankie D. Kool-Aid? He is a D. Like Monkey.
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Dr. Smith ⌛️ @darkchokola.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
We're taught not burn bridges because we might need people later. But I pray I never have to depend on anyone who has hurt or humiliated me. May God bless me with abundance so I never have to be in that position.
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jalea @icantpickacoolname.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
i pretend like everything is okay but really i just want to be a homeowner with a huge gated yard
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Chris Brown has been denied bail in the U.K. and will remain in custody until June 13
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R&B singer Chris Brown denied bail over allegation of causing GBH with intent
The 36-year-old has been remanded in custody until 13 June, meaning he will likely miss some of the dates on his upcoming global tour.
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jalea @icantpickacoolname.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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jalea @icantpickacoolname.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
i was gonna stay at my current apartment for 2 years while i fix my finances, but i actually wanna kms when i hear my neighbors have sex!!!!! i miss living in a HOUSE
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The Digital Empress ⚜️ @thedigitalempress.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I’m telling you girlies… You don’t give a list of what you’re looking for in a man and just let him show themselves when in the talking phase most of them will cancel themselves out. It’s so funny to watch actually
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jalea @icantpickacoolname.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
attempting Beyoncé’s Coachella diet until I see her on July 4
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 06/05/2025
Megan Thee Stallion, Doechii, and Angel Reese trying food at the Met Gala.
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Jocelyn @jocelinda.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
I love my lil cabin but I need all the gudetama furniture #hellokittyislandadventure #hkia
A screenshot from the hello kitty island adventure game showing a decorated cabin.
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Eagles Nation @phleaglesnation.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
#Eagles Jalen Hurts will NOT be visiting the White House today due to “scheduling conflicts”. (Via: @yamiche.bsky.social)
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 28/04/2025
Madison Beer shares why she was dropped by her management at sixteen: “When I was 14, I remember people being like, “She’s too sexy” and “We can’t sell that because she’s so young, so we’d have to wait.” This was a real conversation, grown men talking about how I was too sexy. I was 14.”
Madison Beer for Cosmopolitan.
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CNN @cnn.com · 27/04/2025
Pope Francis spoke often about the importance of environmental stewardship in a way none of his predecessors had, connecting climate change to social inequities: cnn.it/4jnHRbX
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How Pope Francis united a once-skeptical Church with climate action | CNN
Pope Francis, who chose his papal name after the 13th-century figure St. Francis of Assisi, known as the patron saint of ecologists, was the fiercest climate and environment advocate in the church’s h...
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jalea @icantpickacoolname.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
the things I’d do to be able to take another paid leave of absence from work😭😭😭 pls i need it
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 27/04/2025
Just gonna use this as another reason to hate Drake
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Girl Melanie @immaculateice.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Besides the fact that this is weird all around, I especially hate that a Black woman cannot ever be even tempered or withdrawn without people assuming she has a stank attitude
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
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jalea @icantpickacoolname.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
me in Philly
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Dave Goldberg (he/him) @drdavegoldberg.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
This is why you can’t rely on the benevolence of billionaires to run a goddamn society. Tax them until they don’t exist anymore.
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 25/04/2025
Yes, I’m 4 months deep in your media. No, I do not care if you see me like it.
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jalea @icantpickacoolname.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Passive-aggressive behavior.
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The Real Lover Girl 😘 @brightbutterfliii.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Not knowing how to say thank you or show appreciation when someone does something nice for them, the tone they talk to their parents with, all that pushing and shoving instead of “excuse me”, disregard for people’s wellbeing (especially if the people are considered “vulnerable).
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Now that we’re all sex positive should we start calling it “bumping pretties”?
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jalea @icantpickacoolname.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
i love girls
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🎀 Nerdy Barbie 🧠 @literallylyss.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Hello!! Cause in music for example, purchasing and streaming the content is literally you giving income to the artist! You can NOT separate the art from the artist.
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jalea @icantpickacoolname.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Checkin’ In by Kentheman. specifically for this part. I busted out laughing when i heard her say fuck the baby too 😭
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🎀 Nerdy Barbie 🧠 @literallylyss.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Ok, but fr though, we should take the pope’s passing after meeting that man as an omen.
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Phyllis HYMEN @theintriguing1.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
That woman told Shannon Sharpe in that text to "put a big black baby in me", and he continued to have a sexual relationship with her. Chile...
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jalea @icantpickacoolname.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
after watching that new season of #BlackMirror, all i can say is..WE’RE SOOOOO BACK
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I’ve never met a windshield wiper speed that understands me.
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jalea @icantpickacoolname.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
this is exactly what i’m tapped out. will not date, marry, or procreate so im exempt from mixing my world with a bunch of mush-brained scoundrels
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🎀 Nerdy Barbie 🧠 @literallylyss.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
This for me and my cat daughter. My man can have a shed in the back.
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hot girl est. 1994 🪭 @ayanamonet.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
As a man, how do you get on TV proudly refusing to pay a bill for the house your kids live in? EW! #RHOA
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jeremymcshan.bsky.social @jeremymcshan.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Still don't understand how Ralph has multiple confessionals and looks like he's an actual housewife... #rhoa
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jalea @icantpickacoolname.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
1999 is gen z lmaooo
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