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@icanbarelyswim.bsky.social
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kev 30 PNW yes it’s me! racists and terfs don’t try it no alts, we post like SLUTS

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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 7h
I need you so bad I have nothing classy to say 😮‍💨
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 8h
thank you so much 🙂‍↕️
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
In his Eartha Kitt era.
Mr wendal wearing a leopard jumpsuit
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 8h
first practice since getting injured and sick please clap
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UnabashedlyBi 💙 💜 💖 @unabashedlybi.bsky.social · 11h
Poster for the second season of Young Sheldon but I hastily shopped the torso of balding young Jason from Crystal Lake miniseries holding a machete into it
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 11h
you’re doing great! now bend over 🙂‍↕️
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 12h
no!!
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 15h
WOOF thank you 😮‍💨😮‍💨
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 16h
thank you so much you’re so right
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 17h
idk what a bulge is btw but I’m a visual learner
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 18h
genuinely if I had a beard or body hair I’d be so unstoppable 😔
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kenny 🙋🏻‍♂️ @itskenny.bsky.social · 22h
no no no no we don’t need editorial thinkpieces about kelly clarkson and that fucking bird, let this story die please let this die
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 22h
bro… 👉🏻👈🏻
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Snack Sized Daddy @softdaddyjer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wishing so many bloomfs were closer to jerk it with😔
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
while I’m still tired I’m also a faggot lemme nuzzle up on a bulge or somethung
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
???? No??
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A CUTIEEEEEEE 😮‍💨
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
also I 100% forgot philomena cunk was in this series omg
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
dum-e in the visionquest series send skeet
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
on a MONDAY?? or worse a TUESDAY
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
what if I did something soooo funny and random and went to go see Kacey Musgraves on a Monday night
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Vuln @vulnerarys.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Old men are hot idk what you want from me idk im sorry to have to be the one to say it
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
#Pynktober Day 6: Flannel Season
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
HUGE if true
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
did you know that uhhhhh no labels I love you? it’s fatal I love you??
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
sorry king hope you find time to rest up 🔫
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
guys I’m.so Tired
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
thank you so much omg 😭🤲🏻
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
quick send me $60
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
NOW we’ve said it
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
:O maybe!
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
But it looks so fun 😭
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
tell me I don’t need that Star Wars racing game guys tell me I don’t need it
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
exactly!!
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this place 🏚️ it REEKS 👃🏻🤢 of ffish 🐟 and cat pisss 🐈💦 what is this ⁉️ knotty PIIINE 🪢🌲
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
okay fine I’ll bite: who is uncle pussy
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
LOVE vegetables
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oh I know I’ve had it before LMAO I just don’t usually have it on hand 😂
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m a simple man I like my vegetables roasted with just salt and pepper and red chili flakes 🫣 but that sounds great! 😮‍💨
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
anyways: cauliflower 🙂‍↕️
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
not to adult post but do you ever just roast a vegetable and remind yourself how good it is
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I need to scrib his doon til he biddy blas!!!
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
LOOK AT HIM
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
GUYS THE VA IS HOT
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ruby-throated hummingbird @realhwives.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Captain Karthik if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
actually no you’re right I want a yearbook of bloomf holes and poles 🙂‍↕️
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I thought you were misgendering Kacey here—
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
idk which gay needs to hear this but you do not need to be Molly the signing bird for halloween
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breakfast burrito enthusiast @icanbarelyswim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
omg like a positive burn book of holes??
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