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Dylan Pynk

@dylanpynk.bsky.social
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Artist. Slut. NSFW. Nudity Ahead. Fuck ai. dylanpynk.printify.me

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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 2h
That rare occasion where the drive thru messes up but actually gives you way more than you paid for 😌
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you play along I'll put you on a list and give you a discount on a commission or print in 2027 ✨ Just tag me in your posts!
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will take literally any opportunity to brag about the fact that my husband is a chef
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Delibird Delivery 📦💌✨
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Angela Murray you will never be famous
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
throwback to pynktober '25
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This mornings mood
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can't stop thinking about "the hijab-inspired nonsecular head accessory"...
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"the wrist action is delightfully faggy and in the they/them pocket.." is JUST stupid enough to have me giggling all morning
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Need a ride this fcf?
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've worked in fragrance for like half a decade now and I'm just now coming to the realization I don't like lavender
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Omg I forgot to post this drawing I did for @pollinatemyface.bsky.social !!! 🩵🩵🩵
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh hey I lived thru a school shooting 15 years ago today
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Desperately need gay people to hang out with
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When I ordered this shirt 1 I thought the butterfly was on the front and 2 I thought it was a patch not a cutout. Anyway, I feel like Dolly would approve.
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ya know Robyn is genuinely about that Gen x mom life cause she still uses Facebook how the rest of us use Instagram stories.
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hotel booked for our anniversary trip 😎
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Heard we were showing off our cock rings
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Games That Made Me ™️ my9games.net/en
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's the most wonderful time of the year 🎃 10 prompts: Drawing, photography, interpretive dance, whatever you wanna do. No time limits, no prerequisites, my only rule is no ai. I would love to see some of y'all play along ✨ See you October 1st 🧡
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can really tell how freckly I am here
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you're one of those people that's sensitive to fragrances I'm sorry but you would implode upon entering my extremely nice smelling home
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Simultaneously trying to plan for my anniversary, Pynktober, my birthday, and Halloween all next month has me overwhelmed 🫥
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tweaking my nipples and audibly moaning every time I see a Pokemon card scalper having a crashout 🥴
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Last swim of the season 💦
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These fuckin stink bugs outside will fly right up your asshole if you're not lookin
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Is it gauche to post hog two days in a row? Asking for a friend... Anyway Happy Friday
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay this season of Big Brother is the best reality TV I've seen in a looooong time 🫣
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The inspiration 🍩🫣
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The Internet ™️ talks a lot about how houses with a cat smell, but just ignores the fact that dogs walk around with literal green cartoon stink lines radiating off them and transfer that smell to every surface of the home. In summation: all pets are stinky, just clean your house.
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
💥👀
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Determined to finish one of my several half done drawings today 😠
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I briefly debated making a super AI looking poster myself just to be stupid but was afraid some people wouldn't know it was a joke
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Graphic design is NOT my passion so bare with me that the Pynktober prompt will be fully made in canva 😅
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a very wet tummy tuesday
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looking at last year's Pynktober, very excited to do it again and really hope some of y'all will join in 👀 I'll post the prompt soon!
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Watching porn on the 98" tv again 🥴
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love this underwear and hate that they don't make them anymore 😔
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ibispaint (the app I use to draw) overhauled their entire brush stroke system and I am STRUGGLING to adapt.
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
More women should be named Christmas
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
George Bush, one of the dumbest men in modern history, picked up that paintbrush one day and learned. So if you need AI to do that for you, what does that say about you?
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Everything's still romantic, right?
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Alternatively I LOVE when movies utilize minimal sets and play into the feeling of being stuck or trapped 👀
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can y'all recommend more pre-2012 underrated final girl themed horror movies?
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dragon Age.
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Please tell me Gaga's kid was actually born on 9/11
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
friday
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't mean to alarm you, but, uh, they paved paradise and, well, you're not gonna believe this, they put up a parking lot. I know. I know.
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Dylan Pynk @dylanpynk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What is it with white southern women named Tawana
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Djavanadon 🍔🍟🥤 @djavanadon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Roadhog Ver.2 I think the original was kinda boring so I just did a little redo. Hope you like it!
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