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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In ballet, that's called the 45th position.

Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wrote about the egregious efforts to silence Macklemore for voicing solidarity with the Palestinian people by the same billionaires who welcome the Nazi-obsessed Kanye West into their stadiums. There is no such thing as not taking a side.

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Macklemore Takes on the Billionaires

Republican megadonors love to say there’s nothing more important than free speech, unless you want to say ‘Free Palestine.’

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Ian Thomas Malone is just a treasure. That’s right, Asswipe. Take THAT.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I wrote about the empty legacy that Charlie Kirk left behind. It turns out, no matter how many fireworks his wife sets off, the racist podcaster who made a living yelling at college kids was not the second coming of MLK. Happy Kirkmas everyone!

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Charlie Kirk Left No Legacy

Like the AI song that bears his name, Charlie Kirk’s life was nothing but slop.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

He wouldn’t have needed to be rescued from the World Trade Center on 9/11 if Mamdani had built a military-ballroom complex under FAO Schwarz.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

He lost “hundreds of friends” but didn’t attend a single funeral for anyone who died that day.

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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Oh man, Ian Thomas Malone is spot-on with this one!

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I wrote about Abdul El-Sayed’s brilliant takedown of Jesse Watters’ anti-trans ragebait, Donald’s efforts to do everything he can to cost the GOP as many Senate seats as possible, and the legacy of Dolly Parton for my newsletter this week. Make sure you check your foreskin before you dive in.

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The Circumcision of Our Discontent

Abdul El-Sayed showed Democrats how to respond to trans hysteria, plus Donald’s YOLO trade war with Canada, and a tribute to Dolly Parton.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I wrote about MAGAN, Trump’s sleepy press conference, Chuck Grassley’s eulogy for Beth the Vacuum, the results of last night’s primaries, and Lauren Boebert’s latest scandal in this week’s newsletter. Enjoy!

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Meet MAGAN, The GOP's latest attempt to replace Charlie Kirk

The robot is already malfunctioning, plus Chuck Grassley's eulogy for Beth the Vacuum, and a look at last night's primary results.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I wrote about the legacy of the pathetic closeted coward known as Lindsey Graham, a man who was never afraid to abandon his friends if it would bring him an inch closer to power. What a sad waste of a life.

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Lindsey Graham Was a Pathetic, Closeted Coward

There is nothing decent in lying about his legacy.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

It was real, wasn’t it? Neil Gorsuch and me.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Professor @hcrichardson.bsky.social, please run for Senate. This is a break glass moment.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Why is Kevin Millar standing behind him? Doesn’t he have a Red Sox game to ruin in the booth?

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Where is Natalie with his diaper change?

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Marco Rubio serving as both Secretary of State and National Security Advisor doesn’t look that hard when you consider that Iain Stirling narrates the US and UK versions of Love Island at the same time.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

What kind of timeline are we living in where that’s something that requires a public response from CBS?

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

What a disgrace you turned out to be.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Soon 60 Minutes will just be Erika Kirk setting off fireworks for the whole hour.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Angels third baseman Anthony Rendon was injured in the Garden Grove chemical incident.

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Canadian Hammer 🇨🇦 🔨 @canadianhammer.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

“At least Gina Carano gave Netflix a show by staying in the octagon longer than Erika Kirk grieved for her husband.” 🤣🤣🤣 via @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social

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Jordan Qato @jordanqato.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

From @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social who isn't particularly active on Bluesky yet, unfortunately.

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aaron.rupar Trump: "He's a famous guy. He's begging me not to release his name. He's a very highly neurotic, very fat -- sort of a fat slob I would call him."
ianthomasmalone + His name is John Barron.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The magic ear is ready to grow back again.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I guess Liz Cheney should take out her nose ring and stop using they/them pronouns next time she campaigns with the Democratic nominee.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

He’s currently crying about the loss of his wartime ballroom.

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Bethany @ohmyhart.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Happy Transgender Day of Visibility 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social is the best, and nosy bigots are the worst.

A post from Ian Thomas Malone is overplayed over a graphic of the trans pride flag. It reads: "A woman in the elevator asked me if I was a "real woman." I told her I was a Kirkland Signature woman. She asked me why I couldn't just be regular gay. I told her they were out of that flavor at the store. She said she'd pray for me. I told her I didn't need God, just a husband with a trust fund."

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

What a great use of 150 million dollars.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Two in the strait, one in the Hormuz.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I wrote about Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff's inability to understand enriched uranium, alongside Trump's obsession with affordable footwear, buying shoes for all his friends like every normal heterosexual man, plus an update on the Texas Senate race and a farewell to the puppy-killer.

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All the President's Dress Shoes

When Trump isn't busy starting a new war each week, he's buying shoes for all the men in his administration. As Blink-182 once said, surprises let me know he cares.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Trump bombing Iran is the first time Lindsey Graham ever got a man to play out his fantasies without paying him.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I really wish Connecticut had the “rip kids out of their parents’ hands and forcibly transition them” policy when I was little.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Gold medals in making women cover their drinks.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Worth noting that Jim Himes was one of ten Democrats to vote to censure Al Green for protesting during Trump’s address last year. Very odd 180 for him.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Great to be here Heavenly Father, thank you.

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Ian Thomas Malone @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Merrick Garland thought he was still waiting for Mitch to give him a confirmation hearing.

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