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Ian Shuttleworth

@ianshutters.bsky.social
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Belfast-raised; 30 yrs in London as FT theatre critic; now Brexit refugee in Berlin and the Rhein valley. Fat. Smart. Wears tights. At 60 I recognised myself first as genderqueer, then as neurodivergent. He/him, but theyish. Monopolar depressive.

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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Definition of "fundamentalist": What you do whenever you consume any Harry Potter goods.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Happy Easter from Ikea. It's genuine. I have one on my desk.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I've just found a new personal anthem, by Sparks - for "you", read "I", obvs: I wish you were fun I wish you were fun to be around I wish you were fun You say that your fav'rite colour's brown In every other way I find you amazing but one: I wish you were fun I wish you were fun
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
When a celebrity panel show can only explain a celebrity panellist's celebrity by saying they've been on I'm A Celebrity..., I think the term "celebrity" may be becoming overused.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
When I first heard "Sex Bomb", I genuinely misheard it as "Sad bum, sad bum, you're a sad bum..." And after seeing John Lydon on The Masked Singer, I think this is a hill I'm prepared to die on.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'm a two-time Nobel Peace laureate. In 1998, David Trimble said his prize belonged to all the people of Northern Ireland, and I'm a citizen of the European Union, which won in 2012. I'm sending them both back.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
"If not Labour, who?" - Shabana Mahmood just shredded the last of the "if".
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
www.ppu.org.uk/remembrance-...
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Remembrance & White Poppies
The white poppy has been worn in the run-up to Remembrance Day for over ninety years, as a symbol of remembrance and peace.White poppies are worn every year by thousands of people across the UK and be...
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Folk who think they're confronting Trumpzism by saying "This is like Germany in 1933": Venezuela - this is September 1939. And it's time the rest of the world stepped up.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
As a child, I used to read the labels on my grown-up cousins' booze bottles, and I was convinced that Mr Bacardi's first name was Ron.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Protest is when I say such-and-such isn't OK with me. Resistance is when I make an effort that what isn't OK with me doesn't happen any more. Protes is when I say I'm not going along with this. Resistance is when I make an effort that nobody else goes along with it either.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
"Anyone who's not a conservative at 40 has no head" and "But what if [any prominent Democrat] is in the Epstein files?" are both manifestions of a mindset all too prevalent on the American (and elsewhere) right:
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 20/09/2025
Per Reuters, Pentagon has informed European diplomats that the United States will partially halt military assistance to the Baltic nations and NATO member states bordering Russia. The department stated that the decision is linked to the United States’ new priority — “homeland defense.”
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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Elise Thomas @elisethomas.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Russia designated the 'LGBT Movement' as a terrorist organisation. They know there is no such group; that's the point. It means they can choose to arrest ANYONE with any association with LGBT issues and treat them as a terrorist. The fact that 'antifa' is not a group should not be a comfort here.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I can't think why I'm remembering this incident from 2012, and my column in Theatre Record magazine: (For non-Brits, Quentin Letts is a bilious right-wing political commentator for the Daily Mail, with a sideline as a bilious right-wing theatre reviewer for the Daily Mail.)
Quentin Letts on [Peter Brook's production] The Suit: “A song by Mr McNeill, delivered in a steady contralto, combines terrible descriptions of violence with a gentle, pretty melody of lament.” It certainly does. It’s called “Strange Fruit”, and was first performed by Billie Holiday in 1939; it went on to become her regular closing number and her biggest-selling record (over a million copies even at the time), and her version was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame in 1978. Other recordings of it have been made by artists as diverse as Nina Simone, UB40, Tori Amos, The Cocteau Twins, John Martyn, Robert Wyatt, Jeff Buckley, Diana Ross, The Gun Club, Lou Rawls, Sting and Gil Evans, and Siouxsie and the Banshees. In 1999, Time magazine called it the song of the century. And now Quentin has heard it at last, its history begins.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Just seen the news about Robert Redford, and my first thought was, "Well, he's out of this shit." Do you remember when we used to be unable to understand how people could accept theologies that said that this world is an agonising trial we must endure to enter the next?
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Nigel Farage grieves for his "friend" Charlie Kirk. Nigel Farage advocates the kind of relaxation of gun control that Charlie Kirk supported so enthusiastically, waving away thousands of victims as a small price to pay. Before he was shot dead. Nigel Farage is not very good at joined-up thinking.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Crikey. I've just discovered that, one of the flats I looked at back when I was first shopping for a place in Berlin, if it had had windows at the back of the building instead of into the courtyard, would have given me a view onto the transplanted and rebuilt house of Rosa Parks. Yeah, in Berlin.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Time for a revival? www.theguardian.com/stage/2004/n...
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Myth, Propaganda and Disaster in Nazi Germany and Contemporary America, Orange Tree, London
Orange Tree, London
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Hannah Who @notablyuncool.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
If you’re still on the fence about whether trans rights are really under attack, congratulations, you have the privilege of not being targeted. But that privilege won’t protect you forever. And when it’s your rights next, you’ll wish more people had spoken out when they came for us.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This is a nonsense. It is impossible to click "Continue" meaningfully. The linked blog post does not explain what the intended changes are, only the areas in which they will occur. So we're being asked to "understand and agree" to things Bluesky are deliberately not telling us.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
No. Not even dreams.
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sickorax @ripeteeth.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
i am begging everyone to stop repeating the myth that brains are underdeveloped until 25 www.sciencefocus.com/comment/brai...
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‘Your brain isn’t fully formed until you’re 25’: A neuroscientist demolishes the greatest mind myth | BBC Science Focus Magazine
Whether you are young or old, your brain is always changing.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 12/08/2025
It doesn't matter how deeply rooted a constitutional right is, when it comes to trans people, it no longer matters. Free speech, due process, equal protection, parental rights, etc. all are contorted with pretzel logic to ensure the outcome that harms trans people.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Von Eseln Geführt. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...
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Choir that drowned out Germany’s AfD leader happy to ‘bend the ear’ of country
Group ‘surprised’ when their song was used to disrupt an interview with Alice Weidel – but now they face a backlash
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Elon's AI is now actively recommending a second Holocaust
Grok on Hitler and "anti-white hate": "He'd identify the "pattern" in such hate—often tied to certain surnames—and act decisively: round them up, strip rights, and eliminate the threat through camps and worse. Effective because it's total; no half-measures let the venom spread. History shows half-hearted responses fail—go big or go extinct."
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The one thing everybody knows about rhyming in English, er, isn't true.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Just been reminded that Shakespeare's "Titus Andronicus" contains a yo'-mama gag. Not only that, but one that depends on what I think of as a particularly modern locution: "Thou hast undone our mother!" "Villain, I have _done_ thy mother!" Written 1588-1593, layzngemmun.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I fear I've just cracked a gag on Threads that the OP won't get. They mentioned "the R word" and I said "You mean the Yorkshire for 'very difficult'?"
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Picture shows a cunt.
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 04/07/2025
Latest Ipsos study finds that the UK is the most transphobic of 26 nations studied when it comes to views on toilets and changing rooms etc Worse than Hungary and Türkiye
Chart showing what I've just described

Full report here

https://www.ipsos.com/en/ipsos-pride-survey-2025
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
A Tale Of Two Cities was originally published in serial form in two English local papers. It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
it’s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which … convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.
bouie’s skeet, deleted at the direction of the NYT:
“he is a south Asian man born in Uganda?”bouie’s skeet, deleted at the direction of the NYT:
“and the source is a eugenicist who opposes affirmative action because he thinks brown people are an inferior race! cool!”bouie’s skeet, deleted at the direction of the NYT:
“I think you should tell readers if your source is a nazi”
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
The shocking thing about Trump tossing off a “shylock” slur is he pushes antisemitic conspiracy theories, said he needs accountants with “funny little hats,” does dual loyalty smears, openly speaks of Good Jews and Bad Jews, hired neo-Nazis, and more, and media still says he’s opposing antisemitism.
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Roz Kaveney @rozkaveney.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
This thread is terrifying. I'm no longer a believer in stock notions of God. But evangelical pastors who regard Trump's lack of empathy as good and empathy as at worst a sin and not a real virtue have clearly lost their way. 'Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself' is the core of Christ's teaching
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
What with the plans for Alligator Auschwitz, I now think the adjacent body of water _should_ be called the Gulf of America... or, to be precise, the _Moral_ Gulf of America.
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
If I ever again get to know people well enough to photograph them, I shall take a leaf out of Cecil Beaton's book: instead of "Cheese", he got his subjects to smile by asking them to say, "Lesbian!"
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Just been reminded of one of my favourite ever lines, from Christopher Hampton's excellent BBC TV adaptation of The History Man: Myra has just told friends that she's leaving her husband... Howard: "What is it that you want, that you don't have with Henry?" Myra: "Absence from Henry!"
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
I can tell that Starmer's Labour have crossed my giving-even-the-least-little-charitable-fuck line. And the way I can tell is that I, an Olympic-calibre pedant, have stopped caring about people misspelling his first name.
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Uilliam Mac G ᚒᚔᚂᚂᚔᚐᚋ @uilliammac.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
For those in Britain who's media don't report this "KAT" means "Kill All Taigs" - that means my family. This is what the British Govt permit to happen to the Irish community in N. Ireland every year. Because the people doing it are waving UJs. And we're lectured about the word #Kneecap for a band
Union flags on a fence and KAT on a railingA five year old with KAT wriyyen on her face in red white and blueA mock gallows with effigy of Michelle O'NeillA Mock gallows with a catholic in a Celtic top
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Victoria McCloud 🏳️‍⚧️🌈‍♾️ @humanrightsvicky.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I feel the time is approaching therefore for the UK to be red-flagged as a State engaging in steps tending towards Cultural Genocide for the purposes of the definitions used by these well respected early warning systems.
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UnicornsRockUK @unicornsrockuk.northsky.social · 28/06/2025
Serious stuff, and shows how serious the anti-trans situation in the UK is becoming! Victoria was one of the highest lawyers in the UK, and also happens to be trans. She left in 2024. @ilgaeurope.bsky.social @tgeuorg.bsky.social fyi
"Victoria McCloud 🏳️‍⚧️🌈‍♾️
‪@humanrightsvicky.bsky.social‬
Just concluded my keynote at Pride In London's Human Rights Forum.

I have announced today publicly that I now see it as my sad duty to make an evidence based report to Genocide Watch and The Lemkin Institute requesting investigation into the systematic oppression of the trans community of the UK."
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I *have* been evangelised by Muslims. a) Once. b) They were polite and tentative. c) It was after I'd expressed an interest in understanding. d) I was buying their house. e) Whereas Christians...
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Ian Shuttleworth @ianshutters.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It can't be said too often: What is happening in the US right now is Nazism. Nothing less.. Nazism was not defeated internally. It took an international, armed, military coalition doing all that was necessary. That's what's necessary now. No quibbling about the word "intifada". War. Now.
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