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Walaber @walaber.com · 20h
Many people still don’t know that I made a massive modern JellyCar game that’s widely available and filled with all the old content + lots of new as well! “JellyCar Worlds” www.walaber.com/jellycar
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love late era PS1 licensed games Like, *conceptually* Like I don't really think of SpongeBob or Shrek as PS1 era things but they both had games on the PS1!
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh no. My computer has crashed
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mimi @moooniversity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tbh I don't even fully think the G4 nostalgiabait is even that bad in the movie, its the shows where it went wrong and fell flat on its face Which is exactly the fate I'm expecting Forever Friendship to have now that the G4 characters are in focus, deadass worse than how they were doing it before
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Super Mario Bros. Wii contains unused Hint Movies where the players play badly and then die. While these were likely recorded before the levels were changed so the inputs don't match up, it is humorous to imagine them being actual intentional hints on what not to do.
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
idk the AGS-101 screen is very nice but there's a lot of GBA games that had their color palettes tuned for the original crap screen and thus look deep fried on anything actually good
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
that's a real popular song! who wants to hear of it 50 times more?
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i'm going to ignore the blatant and egregious use of genai in the trailer for a quick second and comment on how weird it is that they're localizing the port of yokai watch 2 but not the port of yo kai watch 1 that already came out 5 years ago
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you know every now and then I delve outside of my little bubble on this platform and I always ALWAYS regret it
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
pokemon ghost grey is fun if you like some existential dread with your funny monster catching rpg
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
PIGGY LOVES THE SLOP MMMM MMMMMM yes I am piggy hello
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Twitter users when they lose the argument: erm..... you used ai once in 2021....... check mate clanker
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i don't care if there were albums between the original release of i don't wanna talk about it and the remaster, the next album will be the true follow up
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Joel quotes out of context (Daily) @joelquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
"WORDS MISSED" "BALLS OVER"
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SEGA SATURN, SHIRO! @segasaturnshiro.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One of the Saturn's most impressive — and long-running — homebrew games is back with a new update! We talk to 7shades about CubeCat and look at everything he's added to this year's SegaXtreme Showcase entry: www.segasaturnshiro.com/2026/09/04/t... #sega #saturn #segasaturn #retrogaming #セガ #セガサターン
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The Chronicles of Yarnia: A CubeCat Update
The Cat Came Back… Few Saturn homebrew projects have had quite the evolution of 7Shades’ CubeCat. What began as a modest experiment by a programmer learning his way around Saturn develo…
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mimi @moooniversity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I am SO glad that I'm hearing great things about Coyote vs Acme. Never letting yall forget when some losers tried making ironyposts about campaigns to get the movie released and were even hoping that it'd suck
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my favorite original DS model is the DSi XL
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Flynn Rider's Confident Smirk
ALT: Flynn Rider's Confident Smirk
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Free bagels at the water cooler! I'm sorry ma'am. Free bagels just happened.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The official 1993 Nintendo Player's Guide for Mario Paint provided instructions for a The Simpsons animation called "Bartman on the Move". I have recreated the animation in-game.
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
50% SEA 50% WEED
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
real, I don't use it very often lol
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
now give us the mollusk
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've not been posting to the insta lately but I spun my copy of the recent Ween - White Pepper reissue. sounds really fucking good, I'm super happy this album finally got a good vinyl pressing
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I joke but tbh I unironically like that game. It's better than the actual movie iirc
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
anyway I'm gonna go back to playing my favorite soulslike, G-Force for the Xbox 360
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
you know as a Not A Soulslike Guy I'm kind of surprised elden ring switch 2 still isn't out like, I keep forgetting it isn't lol
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I still have some problems with it (why is there a Nintendo Direct sounding narrator) but overall it's a fun DLC. Nintendo marketing just sucks ass and made it look uninteresting A lot more worth the money than some other things Nintendo's put out recently
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Super Mario Bros Wonder - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition + Meetup in Bellabel Park
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Always Sunny: Frank's Oh My God Moment
ALT: Always Sunny: Frank's Oh My God Moment
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams is fuckin slept on man genuinely such a fucking good game
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I watched the entirety of season 1 btw. Didn't bother with season 2. Couldn't do it. It's not worth it
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
What I'm saying is the second you meet an irl Helen not only does Helen as a character stop being funny, so does the entire show, because it overuses her *in almost every damn episode*
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
She's written too realistically. She's supposed to be this wacky satirized egotist but instead she just comes off as that guy I used to know who would set all the discord group chat names to "cult of [their username]" and then leave after 20 minutes
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'll be honest, Kiff as a show hinges way too hard on whether you find Helen funny and I just don't.
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If I really wanted to make people mad I'd make a video about this fucking $20 DLC and call it "The New Super Mario Bros-ification of Mario Wonder"
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Bits & Bops is fire btw
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mimi @moooniversity.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Patrick lego minifig
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
i don't actually like the splat zone branding
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Donkey Kong 64 makes extremely efficient usage of in-engine coloration to cut down on the number of textures. Entire vibrant and colorful areas are created at runtime from a single texture just by artfully tinting it.
The colorful cliffs in Jungle Japes are just a vertex coloration map being applied to a single 128x128 pixel texture. 
Source: DonkViewer by Ballaam, https://theballaam96.github.io/DonkViewer, https://noclip.website/
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
video ideas no one will watch but will be super fun to film
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
thinking I might do a boring CD ROMs vol 2.........
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PandaMonium @pandamonium.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Hassmachine’s “Pixel Poppy Pong” for the Sega Saturn is officially in its “final” form!! This is that cat pong game that has come up a number of times. It has several game modes, the presentation is quite good, and supports up to 4 players. Would recommend. segaxtreme.net/resources/pi...
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Pixel Poppy Pong! - Updates
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
why is ratatouille on ps3 a $75 game
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Not my favorite in the series, but fun
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I was wrong about Rhythm Heaven Groove. Pretty fun game
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the great trans bisexual @ariajb.net · 01/07/2026
two ween concerts being thrown on my webbed site right now! go download them and seed if ur torrenting 💜 ariajb.net/downloads
A screenshot from Ween's Benway Bop's Records preformance. Dean and Gene Ween are singing into two seperate microphones.A screenshot from Ween's Huntridge Theater preformance. The band is on a dimly lit stage.
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
and somewhere down the line you'll look back and say you did the best that you could, and you'll be wrong! you're always wrong
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IanRises @ianrises.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
you may ask "why do this when I can just copy my save files to a PC?" and to that I'll respond, have you ever accidentally deleted a save file in a game before? it's way easier to remember to make consistent backups and to actually restore them when they're needed if they're on the console too
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