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Ages of Aeon

@iancaton.bsky.social
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Here for the dronemusic, poetry & shitposts. And I’m all out of shitposts.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 19h
Do I listen to Radiohead because I’m depressed or am I depressed because I listen to Radiohead?
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 14h
Good thing about cancer, at least it makes you thin. Could you imagine how bad if cancer’d kill you & make you fat too?
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 14h
There’s a fucking Unibomber movie?? I just can’t
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 15h
The Cleveland Guardians of the Galaxy 🦊
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 16h
Taxpayer funded sex change mandate for all
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 21h
“Hibbity skibidi, my ops!”
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The Young Ones Vivian
ALT: The Young Ones Vivian
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No Hasselhoff, no Bay Watch .. I’ll say it again
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reese's Peace & Love ✌️☮️
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Blair With Projectile Vomiting 🤮
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/10/2026
This is as treasonous as it gets
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Whatever, boomer
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is clearly not acceptable
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I heard his wife was a ho again, hey-yo
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sluggo is so nice 👍
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The priest who fell down the stairs & died at the end of the EXORCIST only did that because he got a sneak peak at the script for the sequel & said, no way do I want to be in that piece of shit.
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Before PC’s .. after PC’s
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Normalize having chorizo breakfast burritos for lunch
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
69th amendment
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When the green sauce is fire 🔥
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wow, you like a team that sucks .. hope that doesn’t define who are as an idiot
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Or, hear me out .. mmmm, tacos
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A dollop of Cool Whip .. say that enough, manifest your reality
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ICE Goons Tracker @icegoons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A man was shot at through his car windshield multiple times by ICE goons despite having his 5-year-old son in the vehicle. Despicable.
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ICE agent shoots man in New York City with five-year-old in car, mayor says
Police say man taken to hospital and mayor says child physically unharmed as he condemns ‘unconscionable’ act
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Don’t mind me, just over here watching The Voice and crying my eyes out 😭 😭
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He doesn’t have a single toy he hasn’t destroyed and rebuilt
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They fina rile up their base before the election so they can claim interference when one yokel gets outta control in Kenosha Wisconsin
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Toast got his candy store completely sideways & that’s just the way he likes it 
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
54!
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🤐
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Did you hand draw it
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Kitty Inu Beach Sketch: Drawing a Cat
ALT: Kitty Inu Beach Sketch: Drawing a Cat
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Could be the start of a beautiful relationship
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Casablanca: I'm Shocked! Bogart & Renault
ALT: Casablanca: I'm Shocked! Bogart & Renault
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
God damnit! Grant me the serenity To accept the shit I cannot change Courage to change the shit I can And for the world to know the difference
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whatever it is, it taint meat
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not the balls, not the asshole but a secret third thing.
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Following
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tweegeemee 트위지미 @tweegeemee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
261008_034555_a.clj tweegeemee.com/i/261008_034555_a #ProceduralArt #generative
Procedurally generated image.
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like when my wife comes home and takes off her bra
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Life has been strip-mined of all meaning, all we have left is Bluesky
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tip o’ the hat 🎩
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Such a cun-troversy
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did you not see Succession
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Voters in Pennsylvania: I just got my $500 check! Voters in Nevada: I just got my $500 check! Voters in Oregon: I got a rock.
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And played at 33 speed
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When you find the Diablo Sauce stashed in your employee lunchroom fridge .. you know you’ve stumbled upon a good job #TacoBell 
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shit, shower & shave .. not necessarily all on the same day
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cops collared my dog because I left him in a No Barking Zone
Take my life...PLEASE
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you eating at a place called Chopstix you better not be using no fork
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Could be worse, you been to Ross lately?
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Ages of Aeon @iancaton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The old Donald Sutherland movie?
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