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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bloody ads on every app you use now.… what do they think we are.. fools? Think because they advertise on a game I play, that I will just throw my money at… oooh… holoxcel… I need one of them for Christmas.. that would look brilliant in the window.. quick.. must find money to get one!!

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I can relate…. 55 years I’ve just been bottling it up. Don’t wanna be around me when that cork finally pops!!

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Typical.. fell asleep while Spain are winning then wake up at half time and England now in the lead!! I must have been asleep for a while as I don’t even remember seeing the “hydration” break!!!!

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Been on the go for 14 hours. All my leg muscles ache like hell (no thanks to the rubiks bed I had to make yesterday). Finally sat down and can’t even find anything to watch on tv. May just watch the Spain beating England football match that’s about to start.

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

after being in temporary accommodation since January, the council offered us a maisonette flat. Went to view it today. one of the neighbours was sitting outside.. she shouted over “good luck with the junkies from hell next door to you” The area isn’t great, the flat isn’t great. Fun times ahead! 😬

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I bet Piddington didn’t get told they will get kicked out of Europe if they voted YES… or that their pensions and medical care would cease… and what about currency… what currency are they now going to use… because they can’t use the pound now!!!!

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

@sadknob.bsky.social still can’t believe you are doing one of my bucket list places to visit… and getting paid for it. All the time you are freezing your arse off, just remember that there is at least one person who is very very jealous of you!!!

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

That was just crazy, insane and very entertaining. Now to find out what the broadcaster is going to do with all that air time they need to fill 🤣🤣

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ed Sheeran singing on a crappy karaoke machine… coming to a stadium near you soon!!!

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

🏁🏎️🏁🏎️🏁🏎️🏁🏎️🏁🏎️ Really looking forward to seeing this later today. Max Verstappen starting at the back of the grid with 100 karts in front of him. I have no doubts that he will be in the lead by lap 2 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣 🏁🏎️ 🏁🏎️🏁🏎️🏁🏎️🏁🏎️

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The banana splits are no longer opening for ed Sheeran

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Isley /イースレイ @isley1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well well well, look at Mr "Apolitical."

Ed Sheran in Israel, a photo of him posted by state of israel account

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: 1: Michael Jackson 2: Kim Wilde (only because she was supporting Jackson) 3: Green Day 4-10: blank That’s it. I don’t go mad for concerts. Yeah, seen my son’s bands live plenty of times, but I think we’re talking bands that people have heard of.

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Hmm, ok.. what’s going on with the seagulls?? Normally on my Sunday night shift, all I hear, anywhere I deliver, is seagulls squeaking. At my depot in Glasgow, at Wishaw depot, and especially down in Ayr. The last few Sunday nights, nothing. Not a sound. It’s like they have all just upped and left!!

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Due to the rangers win over Celtic today, things are just going to be insufferable at work tonight. It’s going to be a long shift!!

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m just about to sit down and organise 200 Bamforth saucy seaside postcards into numerical order, ready to add onto my eBay. Hell, this is like a Saturday night!! Think that’s partying hard? Just wait till tomorrow when I organise the uno F1 elite cards 🤣🤣

Two stacks of vintage saucy seaside postcards

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twist @pvdork.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Scottish citizen army can get to fuck and do not represent me!!!!

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

@simplemindsmusic.bsky.social son is working in a Glasgow studio this morning… says your equipment is filling the corridors 🤣😂🤣😂

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

What a race from Antonelli… just wow! 19th to 1st to win his home race. That was probably the best race I’ve seen from any driver. Just… wow

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Watched “don’t look up” this evening with my son. Quite enjoyed it, but my brain just links it to our current climate crisis, where all the rich douche bags are getting the population arguing over what to do and not actually doing anything other than make things worse!!

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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

West Midlands Police: “We’re aware of a video circulating from the Reform UK Conference showing an incident with a protester. We haven’t received a complaint but would ask the woman to come forward. Anyone with any information should contact us on 101 quoting log number 924-050926”

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

*sigh Notice on our works notice board informs me that I have to work another bank holiday at the end of this month!! I so love my job To my employer… 👇👇👇👇

static.klipy.com

Mr Bean Gives the Middle Finger

ALT: Mr Bean Gives the Middle Finger

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Just finished watching the movie “Normal” starring Bob Odenkirk. Probably not everyone’s cup of tea but it made me deep down belly laugh a couple of times, and is a brilliant use of your time if you like insane violence with a good dash of comedy (not sure if it was intentional). Good fun

Scene from the movie normal. Odenkirk is looking at the camera, talking into a walkie talkie while group of men watch him from behind

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Ok… it’s time that Uk and Europe rename the Atlantic Ocean to “The great water barrier between sanity and the orange fuckwit douche bag”

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Turned up to work and the electricity has been cut to the site and engineers can’t get the backup generator running for more then 2 minutes at a time. This is going to be fun!!!

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Watching silo… only a few episodes into the latest season… and the penny is just dropping with me that this is a big fuck off slap around the face warning about AI. Everybody should be watching this… everybody.

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My mum has dementia Her dad had dementia. Kind of figures that I’m to expect it… or do I already have it? Maybe right now I’m sat in a care home imagining I’m in my mid 50s again, driving trucks for a living. Maybe I’m typing this on some bit of wood I’m demanding is my phone! I don’t like this!!

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Some guy walks up a hill then watches some other guys playing a keyboard.

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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

This is exactly why I fell out of love with marvel movies!!! I want a movie I can just go & watch, eat a bucket of popcorn, drink my giant coke, come out & say “yeah, that was good” No homework needed before hand. No plot lines going on years. Nothing complicated. Just super heroes saving the day.

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Just home from a family trip to the cinema… the end of oak street. Family seemed to enjoy it, but me.. my brain just found too many problems with it to the point it made it too… can’t think of a word… wrong? I won’t go into it because.. spoilers. But my brain imploded at the ending

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Thread (pls read it all) FUCK IT. I'm giving away another 5 signed copies of my latest novel, Everything Will Swallow You. To enter, simply repost this & pop a reply below. You might like it if you like any of these things: Community Knitting Folklore The sea Dorset Silliness Old records CONTD...

5 copies of my latest novel Everything Will Swallow You

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

@sadknob.bsky.social where your profile says “next show: has penguins in in’t” …. Are you currently in Glasgow working on the Batman movie? 🤣🤣

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

You may not move the mat you are standing on. You have to be behind the rope at all times. You must keep your bank card in your hand at all times while shouting “I want to win this” every 10 seconds. Luckiest person wins Your time starts NOW!

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Yep… bloody Nigel garage is gonna win, isn’t he!!! I know a lot of us wanna see binface win it, but in those stats… no chance!

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Took a drive out of town just on the off chance of seeing the partial eclipse, because a big f’ing tree is in the way at home. Looks like it will be a washout here in Hamilton Scotland!!!

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Legend @fubarrockchick.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

🤨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

No you won't

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

There is no climate crisis…. In the meantime in America, this is a map of CURRENT wildfires in the states. Every red dot is a wildfire.

Map of every wildfire currently burning in America

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

@channel4tv.bsky.social you still monitoring this account? Trying to watch inbetweeners 2 movie on your streaming service but just getting content errors

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Here is Djokovic with the chequered flag he waved at the Barcelona Grand Prix.… Can clearly see @denisewin.bsky.social square on it. A lovely momento of our first Grand Prix

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Denise @denisewin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My pride and joy arrived today. What a memento from our first ever Grand Prix 🏁🏁

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Where we are staying right now, there is a tree at the bottom of the small garden that over hangs it completely. It’s been great for giving constant shade over the summer… but now, my thoughts are thinking of autumn!! We are going to be knee deep in dead leaves. Not gonna be fun!

Photo taken at the back door looking directly up, and most of the sky is taken up with green leaves of the tree

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Ian W🚛🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺 @ian71.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

@jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social have you given up on Bluesky? Not one of your shows questions posted in nearly a week!! Also.. “Climate change: biggest threat since WWII”… .. But first, let’s go and look at an AI animation which wasted electricity and polluted water to promote our days shows #FFS!!

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