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Ian @ian262.com · 28/09/2026
Careful... #CallMyBluff
Nigget
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Ian @ian262.com · 28/09/2026
Tom Holland's Wife. #CallMyBluff
Zendalet
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Ian @ian262.com · 28/09/2026
When you call the emergency terrorist hotline but it's after 5pm.
Hello, Mayflower Hotel Nottingham. This is Samantha speakin'. How may I be of service to yew?
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Ian @ian262.com · 28/09/2026
Karen
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Ian @ian262.com · 28/09/2026
And that's exactly what they are called in Sweden...
Hjärtstartare
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Ian @ian262.com · 27/09/2026
Leg up on the fish tank.
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Ian @ian262.com · 26/09/2026
Johannes being taller than everyone in the Clauditorium is a triumph.
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Ian @ian262.com · 26/09/2026
I'm thinking that's the point, and it could work, but he's not quite there yet.
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Ian @ian262.com · 26/09/2026
Your annual reminder of how to spell "Aljaž"... #Strictly
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Ian @ian262.com · 25/09/2026
It IS - it's TRUE!!!!
Morwenna Banks playing Little Girl in Absolutely.
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Ian @ian262.com · 23/09/2026
Compensating.
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Dave Brockman 💙💛 @davebrockman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All my Prevent training spidey senses are screaming "radicalisation" and really hoping that child gets the protection they need 😢 As for the adult protesters, they can get in the sea. Whereupon they'd be rescued. Which would blow their tiny minds.
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Ian @ian262.com · 22/09/2026
But you could save 4p.
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Ian @ian262.com · 22/09/2026
Love Martin
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Fantastic news Latest records show that RNLI donations have increased by 5000% over the past couple of weeks after far-right backlash. The RNLI is on track to record its highest annual fundraising total in its almost 200-year history" via Daniel Lismore Donate here rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 20/09/2026
Good. Join a union. www.ft.com/content/c306...
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The union shock coming for UK employers
New legislation brings far more companies into contact with trade unions — but many businesses are unprepared
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Ian @ian262.com · 20/09/2026
To be clear, I don't know who #Macklemore is, but thanks to the 10,000 silent producer-prompted corrections to BBC Radio presenters, I *do* know how to pronouce his name...
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Ian @ian262.com · 20/09/2026
Full sized singing and dancing Santa
£129.99
The Range
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Ian @ian262.com · 20/09/2026
Modern Toss Weekend mug.
Wife to Husband: Let's go to IKEA
Husband: Fuck IKEA
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Ian @ian262.com · 20/09/2026
Do not zoom in on that toilet brush.
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Ian @ian262.com · 19/09/2026
All shades of the speculum.
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Ian @ian262.com · 19/09/2026
They are going to be MENTAL.
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Ian @ian262.com · 19/09/2026
I think we officially have to call him Joshie now. I quite liked the three of them. Want to give them time.
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Ian @ian262.com · 19/09/2026
Imagine the naysayers will vastly outnumber me, but I am loving these three. Trusting in the #Strictly producers who cast them and hope that the "no lead roles" seen tonight continues. (Pleasing to see Emma - at least this week - continuing the tradition of Tess's horrible frocks, though.)
Josh Emma Johannes
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Ian @ian262.com · 16/09/2026
We'll never know, but I fear we've missed a once in a lifetime chance to see how fabulous Liza Tarbuck would have been in the Clauditorium.* #Strictly (*To be clear, she would have been VERY fabulous. And beautifully unfiltered. And just the right amount of rude.)
Strictly Come Dancing Radio Times cover with Josh Widdecombe, Emma Willis and Johannes Radebe
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Ian @ian262.com · 16/09/2026
Don't talk to the press if you like having kneecaps...
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Ian @ian262.com · 16/09/2026
You can imagine the Dibley-esque parish council meeting... "No, no, no... no, no.... Yes."
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Ian @ian262.com · 15/09/2026
Like, durrrr, obvs. etc.
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Ian @ian262.com · 15/09/2026
Is there not a syringe that's been left lying around you could stab them with?
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Ian @ian262.com · 15/09/2026
It always works if you do it properly. I hate email and I especially hate attachments.
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Ian @ian262.com · 15/09/2026
It's out of my control.
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Ian @ian262.com · 15/09/2026
It's ok. He's basically saying what I said. I just can't be bothered to reach for the remote.
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Ian @ian262.com · 15/09/2026
Martin Lewis MONEY SAVING EXPERT is doing a whole hour on it on ITV now. If you can stomach ITV.
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Ian @ian262.com · 15/09/2026
It's going up because of Trump's destabilisation of energy supply. The cap stops it being more than it would be.
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Ian @ian262.com · 14/09/2026
Used to be on Treasure Hunt... #CallMyBluff
Unaker
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Ian @ian262.com · 14/09/2026
Isn't this the font Ofsted uses...? #CallMyBluff
Tahona
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Ian @ian262.com · 14/09/2026
... be coming round the mountain when she comes... #CallMyBluff
Shewel
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Ian @ian262.com · 14/09/2026
Methought the Merseyside Eyes protested too much.
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Ian @ian262.com · 14/09/2026
I think you must be a little bit common, judging by the sun lounger...
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Ian @ian262.com · 14/09/2026
Especially now they're singing S Club... #OnlyConnect
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Ian @ian262.com · 14/09/2026
I love them. I want them to win. #OnlyConnect
The Merseyside Eyes on Only Connect. A sartorially elegant team.
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A philanthropic gift is a new hospital ward, it’s a CAT scanner, it’s a new library, it’s a school swimming pool it’s not funding fascism.
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Steve Williams @skillagesteve.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This bit in the Guardian piece about BBC charter renewal today is pretty eye-catching
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Ian @ian262.com · 12/09/2026
Errrrrr. THE MERSEY!!
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Ian @ian262.com · 12/09/2026
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Ian @ian262.com · 12/09/2026
"Do NOT join Rochelle and I next week..."
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Ian @ian262.com · 12/09/2026
Also. Tatum O'Neal. Female.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
British fascists are attacking and doxxing the incredible volunteers of the RNLI. Donate now.
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Ian @ian262.com · 09/09/2026
Also just donated. And bought £50 worth of Christmas cards. Some people are getting a greeting AND a piece of my mind this festive season.
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Ian @ian262.com · 09/09/2026
I think you'd probably have to add in births as well... 585,396 + 41,000 is still not 650,469, though. So yes, racism.
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