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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wins for both Port Vale and Arizona Cardinals 🙏 Can’t remember the last weekend that happened
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@lner.co.uk good reason you absolute gimps
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 01/09/2026
being the biggest chancer and most reprehensible snake in a recent field of PMs which included Boris fucking Johnson is really inspirational work in the field of snakes by Sir Keir. just an absolute charlatan who history will view absolutely correctly because we already view him correctly
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
AFI shouldn’t be allowed to play anything before Black Sails or after Sing the Sorrow. Then you’ve got yourself a show.
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The Piece Hall - good venue. The rare occasion when everyone saying a venue was good were correct. Unlike Brixton Academy and Manchester Albert Hall.
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
7 dates feels like a lot for venues of that size 👀 These are gonna be £35 (max) on twickets the day of And for that reason, I’ll go
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This ex-Labour MP quit, avoiding a sexual harassment investigation; set up an opaquely funded “anti-extremism” campaign that was all over TV and radio in a general election urging the public to vote Tory; was then given a peerage (a non-job for life in the legislature) by Tory leader Boris Johnson…
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“Most of these people couldn’t care less how the country does… they’re just in it for the job” Spot on from your boy @neilchanning.bsky.social
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Unless it’s the dizzy stick. The only acceptable form of ht entertainment at the football
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Happy Menzingers day to those who celebrate. They’re just the best
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I definitely want Argentina to lose more than I want England to win
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Say what you want about Argentina but I’ll tell you what, I’d fucking love to go there. Iguazu Falls, Patagonia, beef. Probably some other cool shit too.
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Vindaloo is unironically one of the best songs ever made
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think the worst thing about this, and probably Nigel Farage in general, is how he says “harass”
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Danny Murphy’s Bob the cat saga is reminiscent of Joe Cornish’s Tom Cruise anecdote
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Glory (1989) starting on ITV in 2 mins. Denzel, Freeman, Broderick, Elwes, yer man from Brooklyn 99 (not Samberg), there are others Some film that, and rarely found on any streaming platforms too. Hopefully be on itvx for a month or two now
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When was the last game England played that kicked off at midnight or later? Obvs they had some real early KO’s in ‘02 We played Italy? Or Uruguay (maybe?) late on in 2014 right? Opening game? What time was that
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If you start it now you can just about squeeze Die Hard with a Vengeance in before England KO
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Gotterup, Gotterup, let’s go! (To the tune of Army of Freshmen’s ‘Get ‘em up’)
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We are Scientists are playing in Tydesley????! lol. I’ll probably go. A Saturday night too.
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Is the golf really not on until 7pm?? What’s going on???
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
lol it’s class that suspensions just no longer apply in world cups to players that FIFA don’t want them to Although waiving Ronaldo’s tilted me miles more than this one
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Fancy Norway to turn over Brazil at 15/4 me
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ben Gibbard releasing Give Up *AND* Transatlanticism in 2003 might genuinely be an unmatched calendar year in music. Both as close to flawless as you can get.
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
When bands play albums in full, as is all the rage for the last 5+ years, more of them should play it out of order imo. Albums are often front loaded, not just with singles, but with big bangers. Miiiiix it uuuuuup
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Thatcher was obviously horrible but I was born in ‘86, so when she died there was no real celebration from me. It was funny how angry some losers got when others celebrated but that was the end of it for me really. BUT, there are some *big* jelly and ice cream days coming up in the coming decades
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
My dad was fairly senior in HMRC before he retired (I think 🤷🏻‍♂️ I don’t really know what he did and googling him brings up nowt so maybe not) But he did meet Ed Balls on a few occasions for work & said he was a right cunt. Same for Milliband (can’t remember whether Ed or David - probably both)
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
OH MY GOD
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I feel like there’s been 2 or 3 blatant block offs that have gone without a caution this World Cup (just in the games I’ve seen) How has he not been booked there. It’s a fairly clear red if there hadn’t been a defender covering.
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Auf Wiedersehen. Vamos !
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If I had even the tiny glimmer of hope that Burnham was gonna do anything good, this is absolutely the nail in the coffin that he won’t. Been right as many times as he has hairs on his head.
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Nathan Macintosh, one of the best (and underrated) comics out there, is coming to the UK in Oct and I am buzzing. His hour, Down With Tech, is superb. youtu.be/gApnofHJLoo?...
youtu.be
DOWN WITH TECH - Nathan Macintosh FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
YouTube video by Nathan Macintosh
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Top 3 hottest gigs I’ve been to, in no particular order: Reggie and the Full Effect with The Maple State. The old Angel, Nottingham, circa 2007 The Offspring, outdoor show, Las Vegas, 2018 Outbreak Festival, Bowlers exhibition centre, last night. Been in cooler saunas.
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
When your heart says Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 But your head says Brazil, Braziiiiiil 🇧🇷
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
wtf is this camera 🤢
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
In a bit, you bad, bad, gimp
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Wyndham @ 40s pre tournament 🫡 Won more golf bets in 2026 (4 or 5) than in the last 22 years betting on golf combined (Still a long way in the hole on the sport obviously lol, those 4-5 don’t touch the sides)
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I don’t have strong feelings on Wyndham Clark either way, but if he does hold on and get over the line I hope he goes fucking wild
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It is a joke that you can go to the 3rd group game as a supporter and at the final whistle (or minutes after when the other game in the same group finishes) still have no idea if you’re through or not. Whereas the teams in the final group will know exactly what they need to do to qualify.
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Sam Tighe @stighefootball.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Too much “as it stands, team X will play team Y in the round of 32” going around Guys, there’s still 16,000 group stage games left. It can all change
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Fulfilled a bucket list item today: Went on the Coney Island Cyclone ✅
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Chris @chrs00.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
If this were a Premier League game we'd now stop for 25 minutes while they try to decide if that nick from the defender marking an offside player is enough reason to abandon the match
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Me anytime someone wishes me a happy 40th birthday
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Seeing all the David Hockney posts meanwhile I’m shocked about Kenny Jackett. Tells a story about how uncultured I am
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Went to a World Cup quiz last night: Which teams were the goals being celebrated in these photos scored against? Mate got all 5. I’d have got 1, possibly 2.
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DB @iamtheavalanche.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
FINALLY. Toyed with going to the US a number of times to make sure I saw them, so London is a small price to pay (Wouldn’t be surprised to see Manchester added either)
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