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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Happy middle finger to Victoria’s eternally whinging business lobby groups day to all who celebrate.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Absolute bush league, good bloke discount shit.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)

Julian Bashir and Elim Garak in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - “Our Man Bashir”

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Cleveland (Jake Taylor’s version)”

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

But God forbid us ordinary folk get a day off.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Crucial Taunt announce they will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It’s tempting to make the joke that this is because the Melbourne Demons were actually good this year. But seriously, this is very very bad.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Downgrade a movie Something, Somewhere, Some of the Time

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

40 new police stations for Frankston sounds excessive, but maybe it’s worse than I remember

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

“I hope you’re happy now, Jacob.”

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The juxtaposition of news content and photo makes it look like the cops killed them.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In the future, ai quislings will be appropriately remembered as traitors to Humanity

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Happy Temu Finals week to all who celebrate

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

A fucken great night for Hardwick to discover his team likes playing at Marvel

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Kane Cornes is the new Cameron Ling. He’d find Ivan Milat innocent. #AFLSaintsBlues

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

These Channel 7 commentators will be the death of me. There’s less dick riding on Pornhub.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

So, as I recall, they unveiled this during one of the quarter breaks of the 2009 AFL Grand Final, where I was in attendance. The person who came up with the name had won a competition to do so, and Kraft made a big deal of him, showing him on the screens at the MCG and so on.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

“He pulls a hip drop, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the sin bin, you send one of his to Hell. That’s the Chicago papal way.”

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Bring back the saxophonist as an integral part of a rock band. If INXS and Bruce Springsteen could make it work, a lot of others could too.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

That wasn’t pretty, but getting the win in the end was the most important thing.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Two options. Jonathan Frakes, or Kevin Harlan

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A.A. Dowd @aadowd.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

THE ODYSSEY's instantly, predictably enormous success is Exhibit #32176 that the right wing's grievance-farming operation is not some great American cultural shift. Most people don't give a shit about their petty crusades.

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Buncha humourless chuds who wouldn’t know comedy if it bit them on the arse don’t realise the CNN reporter is clearly setting Mamdani up for the zinger. Every Groucho Marx needs their Margaret Dumont.

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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

in honor of Mel Brooks' 100th birthday, everyone need to yell "Awwwww piss on you, I'm working for Mel Brooks!" and then punch somebody

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