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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️

@iamdwalt.bsky.social
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Writer. Sports fan. Trivia buff. Founder of the Church of the Eternal Shortcut. Social media manager for @baypointsc.bsky.social. Undertaking a mission to eventually visit every cinema in Melbourne. dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com

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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Qapla’ days”
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It wasn’t the pronunciation that bothered me
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Home cooks googling “Gordon Ramsay” about to have an interesting time.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Both? The truth, but a version of the truth designed to specifically manipulate Stan?
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Library ghost from Ghostbusters
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It occurs to me now that Australian sports have now thrown up two equally opposing principles. The Bradbury, to never give up no matter how far you are behind. And the Wharfie Time, to never celebrate too early no matter how far you are in front. The universe has now been balanced. You’re welcome.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My rap-styled musical about the Manhattan Project is Hiphoppenheimer.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The RAF said it was unsporting to shoot down ejected German pilots. The Poles got around that by flying over them to collapse their parachutes in the plane’s slipstream.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Recently read a book about WWII. The Free Polish fighting with British forces were understandably vicious in a way that shocked the English immensely.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think we all know the answer
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy middle finger to Victoria’s eternally whinging business lobby groups day to all who celebrate.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh shit, he’s Harry Beecham in My Brilliant Career as well.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolute bush league, good bloke discount shit.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brisbane call on Abraham Zapruder as their expert witness.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
Julian Bashir and Elim Garak in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - “Our Man Bashir”
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every time, he’s all “We’re going to work with the opposition to do this, that, and the other.” My man, you’re the PM and your party has a huge majority in Parliament. Do what you want rather than what they want.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Albanese is our “progressive” Prime Minister who’s scared to do anything actually progressive in case he makes someone else mad.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Cleveland (Jake Taylor’s version)”
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But God forbid us ordinary folk get a day off.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I read somewhere they’re put aside for a future Potpourri category.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sure was!
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh hey… (And that’s a great tee, btw!)
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When A Man Loves A Woman by Percy Sledge
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Crucial Taunt announce they will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Now that’s Tasty.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Capacity is 100,024. Three people didn’t show up.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not a 49ers fan either. But fair play to them for the way they’ve mastered the PR game while they’re here.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I can guess what The Two Towers look like.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The end of Happy Gilmore, with Chubbs, an alligator, and Abraham Lincoln looking down and waving
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s tempting to make the joke that this is because the Melbourne Demons were actually good this year. But seriously, this is very very bad.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*frantically stabs at Jeopardy buzzer* What were the final words of Frederick Valentich?
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Downgrade a movie Something, Somewhere, Some of the Time
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
40 new police stations for Frankston sounds excessive, but maybe it’s worse than I remember
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“I hope you’re happy now, Jacob.”
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In which you follow the planes, we need more bookshelves, and I rejoice dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com/2026/08/27/d...
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Dylan Goes To Reading Sunbury.
The Odyssey – July 2026 I said thanks for indulging me and she said Im not indulging you Im supporting you and I was thankful again even more so I knew it was a lot to ask because of the jour…
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ah, that makes sense
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The duality of existence
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The juxtaposition of news content and photo makes it look like the cops killed them.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In the future, ai quislings will be appropriately remembered as traitors to Humanity
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
In Australia this would qualify you as a serial killer
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy Temu Finals week to all who celebrate
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fuckn
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
New Toynbee tile just dropped
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Minion Sarcastic Yippie
ALT: Minion Sarcastic Yippie
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Airlock - Battlestar Galactica
ALT: Airlock - Battlestar Galactica
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Well, that’s that.
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A fucken great night for Hardwick to discover his team likes playing at Marvel
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The Coalition unveils their Project 1965
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