Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It wasn’t the pronunciation that bothered me 120
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Home cooks googling “Gordon Ramsay” about to have an interesting time. 021
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Both? The truth, but a version of the truth designed to specifically manipulate Stan? 030
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It occurs to me now that Australian sports have now thrown up two equally opposing principles. The Bradbury, to never give up no matter how far you are behind. And the Wharfie Time, to never celebrate too early no matter how far you are in front. The universe has now been balanced. You’re welcome. 031
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My rap-styled musical about the Manhattan Project is Hiphoppenheimer. 010
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The RAF said it was unsporting to shoot down ejected German pilots. The Poles got around that by flying over them to collapse their parachutes in the plane’s slipstream. 010
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Recently read a book about WWII. The Free Polish fighting with British forces were understandably vicious in a way that shocked the English immensely. 111
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy middle finger to Victoria’s eternally whinging business lobby groups day to all who celebrate. 000
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Oh shit, he’s Harry Beecham in My Brilliant Career as well. 000
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Absolute bush league, good bloke discount shit. 120
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Brisbane call on Abraham Zapruder as their expert witness. 010
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only) 020
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every time, he’s all “We’re going to work with the opposition to do this, that, and the other.” My man, you’re the PM and your party has a huge majority in Parliament. Do what you want rather than what they want. 1222
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Albanese is our “progressive” Prime Minister who’s scared to do anything actually progressive in case he makes someone else mad. 1251
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026But God forbid us ordinary folk get a day off. 0236
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I read somewhere they’re put aside for a future Potpourri category. 0160
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Crucial Taunt announce they will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. 031
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Capacity is 100,024. Three people didn’t show up. 170
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Not a 49ers fan either. But fair play to them for the way they’ve mastered the PR game while they’re here. 010
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It’s tempting to make the joke that this is because the Melbourne Demons were actually good this year. But seriously, this is very very bad. 000
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026*frantically stabs at Jeopardy buzzer* What were the final words of Frederick Valentich? 110
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Downgrade a movie Something, Somewhere, Some of the Time 010
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 31/08/202640 new police stations for Frankston sounds excessive, but maybe it’s worse than I remember 000
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026In which you follow the planes, we need more bookshelves, and I rejoice dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.com/2026/08/27/d...dylangoestothemovies.wordpress.comDylan Goes To Reading Sunbury.The Odyssey – July 2026 I said thanks for indulging me and she said Im not indulging you Im supporting you and I was thankful again even more so I knew it was a lot to ask because of the jour… 000
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026The juxtaposition of news content and photo makes it look like the cops killed them. 000
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026In the future, ai quislings will be appropriately remembered as traitors to Humanity 000
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026In Australia this would qualify you as a serial killer 000
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comMinion Sarcastic YippieALT: Minion Sarcastic Yippie 000
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comAirlock - Battlestar GalacticaALT: Airlock - Battlestar Galactica 020
Dylan Walton 🔴⚪️⚫️ @iamdwalt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026A fucken great night for Hardwick to discover his team likes playing at Marvel 000