Reposted by a squirrelSalty @dfedmpls.bsky.social · 9hFUCKASS ICE PROWLING. Whistles out, eyes up. Fuck ICE. 0245
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026*professorial voice* a quattro, or 'double duece,' is when one has so much number 2, it extends to being a number 4. 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026something very surreal about watching 'they live' streaming on amazon being interrupted by ads 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026commented to child they seem to have grown an inch. they retorted they thought i had shrunk an inch. conclusion: child is size-vampire. 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026it is world egg day, when we celebrate the world hatching out of the world egg. fun fact, the world is also an egg, one we dread the eventual hatching of the timeless eldritch being within 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026yep amazon about me knows some stuff, not super surprising 110
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026situational of course, but when it go, it go hard. 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026so gcode is a file used in 3d printing, and foh stands for 'front of house,' meaning like serving staff in a restaurant. so he is saying happy bday to his wooden 3d-printed waitress. hope that helps! 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"let's go unplaces, the unknowable void beyond existence" ok, maybe, let me think about that one 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"let's go people" yeah that's a thing but means something else 100
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"let's go places" ok toyota, not like there's a lot of other options for going 100
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the really bad ones also tend to self-select to hang out with each other. so if someone with morals slips in accidentally, they probably aren't in the majority in that moment. but gotta do the right thing anyways. 080
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the scene in total recall where arnold's eyes get huge in the vacuum of space/mars. i was like 7, got out of bed while parents were watching it. kind of a core memory. 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026alt text: velma from scooby doo looks for her glasses, captioned "my subtitles! i can't hear without my subtitles!" 0223
Reposted by a squirrelIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 04/10/2026Confirmed ICE seen skulking around South Minneapolis. Eyes out, whistles up 3358161
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the country has a fever, and the only prescription is using a cowbell to <redacted> 000
Reposted by a squirrelTaniel @taniel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Voter registration deadlines are SUNDAY in Alaska, Rhode Island, South Carolina. And MONDAY in: Arizona, Arkansas Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kentucky, Mississippi, Ohio, Tennessee, and *Texas*. If you live in these states, verify your registration now, literally. 2921571958
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i want to make ilhan one of these as fighting type, with an evolution to ilhan-in-a-gundam as fighting/steel but i don't think the cards do dual types? 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026except wait in the bottom left corner where it says democrat x2 isn't that the mon's weakness? he takes double damage from democrats? 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026oh shit this is way better than 'pokemon go to the polls' 210
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026don't know who this alleged squirrel person is but we can disown them from the sciuridae family for it, yes? 1111
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026it may be physically impossible for me to end a phone call in a way that is not awkward, in all my years (and my work generally involves a decent amount of calls) i have not figured it out 020
Reposted by a squirrelA-A-Ron Prime🐿 @a-a-ron-prime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Little Squirrels X,Y, & Z are getting bold 142
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ok this has drastically improved my mood for the day, thank you 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026repair tech there to fix it: *staring* this lady: i wanted it to feel less like a fridge and more like a cabinet. tech: *staring* lady, smiling: see, i knew people would be staring at it. tech: sure, well, we need to get the back panel inside there removed so could you empty all this please? 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026oh no it seems a goofy-ass robot came out of the fog. is this ai come to kill us all?? 011
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026truly epic fog this morning. fully expecting fey nonsense or some eldritch horrors. 120
Reposted by a squirrelEd Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.socialsammatey.substack.comHappy Stanislav Petrov DayTake five minutes to not destroy civilization 252125938
Reposted by a squirrelArtologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 25/09/2026The best 25 seconds of your day 😊 #sqrlpix 515429
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026holy shit the absolute audacity of asking that. there is an uppance here i sincerely hope comes. 082
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026as also appliance tech person/squirrel, can second that opinion. 021
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i like this but i was not involved, maybe you meant to @ a different squirrel? 100
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sometimes you can find good things in dumpsters. dumpster diving pols should also support trans rights, or get locked inside the dumpster. 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026oh shit it's pathfinder night (1e) and where we left off my alchemist had 3hp and was hiding from a dragon. currently tiny size so it shouldn't be able to reach me so i can heal but if things go wrong i may not actually play much this session. wish me luck! 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/20261. hot dish 2. that thing where you stand outside just staring into the distance taking in nature for a minute 3. apologizing (adapted from canada) 4. caring for neighbors 5. free meals in schools 6. feed the squirrels too 020
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026@nerdmysteries.bsky.social has a fun episode on this place if you want to learn the origin story 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the ducks in the parks are still free, you can just grab one and take it home. but you can tip the park, just dump out a bag of chips or nuts or some other treat on the ground. 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026everybody wearing heels throwing off the graphic lol but also only 1% over 5'10"? i know mn skews tall but that still seems so low. if these are global stats tho i guess that makes sense 1220
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026not the point here but that et article saying he gave a 4-word answer then quoting a 7-word answer 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026yeessss let some of that outside inside. open the screen, too, and sprinkle some snacks on the windowsill. 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026mmmmmmm, jo jacon boga cheesy baja papcerz wrdep cheesy parneson crispy trep trealdrop cal... 010
