a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 14hit may be physically impossible for me to end a phone call in a way that is not awkward, in all my years (and my work generally involves a decent amount of calls) i have not figured it out 020
Reposted by a squirrelA-A-Ron Prime🐿 @a-a-ron-prime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Little Squirrels X,Y, & Z are getting bold 142
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026repair tech there to fix it: *staring* this lady: i wanted it to feel less like a fridge and more like a cabinet. tech: *staring* lady, smiling: see, i knew people would be staring at it. tech: sure, well, we need to get the back panel inside there removed so could you empty all this please? 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026truly epic fog this morning. fully expecting fey nonsense or some eldritch horrors. 120
Reposted by a squirrelEd Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.socialsammatey.substack.comHappy Stanislav Petrov DayTake five minutes to not destroy civilization 252107934
Reposted by a squirrelArtologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 25/09/2026The best 25 seconds of your day 😊 #sqrlpix 515229
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026holy shit the absolute audacity of asking that. there is an uppance here i sincerely hope comes. 082
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026oh shit it's pathfinder night (1e) and where we left off my alchemist had 3hp and was hiding from a dragon. currently tiny size so it shouldn't be able to reach me so i can heal but if things go wrong i may not actually play much this session. wish me luck! 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/20261. hot dish 2. that thing where you stand outside just staring into the distance taking in nature for a minute 3. apologizing (adapted from canada) 4. caring for neighbors 5. free meals in schools 6. feed the squirrels too 020
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the ducks in the parks are still free, you can just grab one and take it home. but you can tip the park, just dump out a bag of chips or nuts or some other treat on the ground. 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026mmmmmmm, jo jacon boga cheesy baja papcerz wrdep cheesy parneson crispy trep trealdrop cal... 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026da fuq u mean 'objective conditions' ice is still shooting people, 3rd country deportations, concentration camps, and econ shit just getting started. i get there's lots of dum and evil people but we can get this number so much lower 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 18/09/20261. i should eat the frame, point out this is just him being anti-renewables, the whole premise is stupid 2. isn't electrocution incredibly painful? and you might get eaten anyways? the depths of this moron's moronity still manage to amaze me 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i'm sure 'tender process' is an industry term or something but i like to think it is tender as in soft, kind, gentle. be nice to the doctor, they've been through a lot. 061
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026fun fact, male squirrels don't have nipples. this came up in d&d discussing druid wild shapes. 020
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026with sincere apologies to the late mr. hedberg, this came into my head when it was clear how totally all-together this much-worse mitch was and i had to do it. 110
Reposted by a squirrelSwords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026🆕 S is for Shamshir #comics #swordscomic 121619205
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026wow i read a description of this and assumed it was a joke but this is literally naked sweeny with random sports stuff labeled 'just sports' 100
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026every fucking dem, strategist, lib, resist, etc *whatever* needs to learn this. they should run drills to practice. 021
Reposted by a squirrelMikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn, 6276892021
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026we've got these smart speakers around our house, primarily to be able to listen to music just by asking for it. i know there are issues with that, but autistic kiddo really loves that ability, helps them regulate sometimes by just being able to put on music they want to hear, at a moment's notice. 210
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026i've got 9/9 problems but lacking a good thread to learn about this important event ain't one 021
Reposted by a squirrelRachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 08/09/2026RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 18660
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026youtu.be/EvSjYYep3t4?... for no particular reason. if you've never seen, highly recommend this weird af music videoyoutu.beHot Chip - I Feel Better (Official Video) (HD)YouTube video by HotChipVEVO 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026this fucken guy. rips off anyone he can, as badly as he can, and calls that business. so of course, he sees trade as a negative, he assumes everyone is scamming each other i guess. oof. 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026accidentally knocked a lamp off a desk and said 'oh no, the lantern.' then proceeded to stare at it on the ground for 30 seconds while brain got stuck trying to remember the right word. 031
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026so much great crop art at the mn state fair incl lots of anti-ice stuff, much of which made me tear up. but of course i gotta shout out the high quality squirrel artwork. 2344
Reposted by a squirrelArtologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 27/08/2026Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express 611119
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026eugenics and fascism, sitting in a tree, k-i-l-l-i-n-g :( 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026anyways, gonna go play some pathfinder, my alchemist just got a flying broom so hopefully i can drop bombs on some stone giants and not get knocked out of the sky. 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i filled this out marking bands i have literally heard of, i do like most of these so maybe i should check out these 50+ bands that apparently losers like but i have never heard of 220
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i already *had* a really emotional day about dolly parton yesterday and now tim curry for double heartbreak. i feel like today is going to be a day of deep, sad sighs. 110
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026had a great #d&d session with the kids last night. i prefer #pathfinder but they are young and insisted so i make the best of it. had a rule-of-cool type moment where monk got to add radiant to their punches vs shadow monsters for lore reasons and kid was yelling with excitement. happy dad moment. 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026my brain skipped over the word 'attack' in this headline and for a second i was wondering who mark ruffalo was merging with 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026fievel come get your creepy adopted cousin or whoever this guy is, he's bringing shame to the mousekewitz name 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026introduce yourself as what almost killed you hi, i'm cells replicating too much, you'd give your left nut to get rid of me. ,,,and also alcoholism many years before that 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026feet are hurting and i'm thinking demons have the right idea with the goat hoof thing 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026the writers missed a golden opportunity for comedy to have it happen while he was in the catering thing. 110
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026hell is other people when you are trying to provide some sort of tech support and they don't listen where you have to repeat yourself multiple times. and they tell you they already did something you suggest when they, in fact, did not. 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026i love to see infrastructure improvements getting recognition 010
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026call 1-900-wheeze-a-lot shake that in-ha-ler baby got asthma 000
a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026'naturally these vampires can turn into cars' fuckin sent me 020