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don't mind me, just a friendly wizard squirrel, learning about the world.

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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 14h
it may be physically impossible for me to end a phone call in a way that is not awkward, in all my years (and my work generally involves a decent amount of calls) i have not figured it out
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
surprise
Panel from Iron Man comic featuring 1st appearance of Squirrel Girl where she whoops Dr Doom, panel shows Doom being nibbled on by 4 squirrels, flinging one off him (who is upside down mid-throw and doesn't seem to mind) and 2 more in background getting ready to mess a villain up. Doom is saying "CONFOUND these wretched rodents! For every one I fling away, a dozen more VEX me!"
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A-A-Ron Prime🐿 @a-a-ron-prime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Little Squirrels X,Y, & Z are getting bold
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i am an angry squirrel today
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
repair tech there to fix it: *staring* this lady: i wanted it to feel less like a fridge and more like a cabinet. tech: *staring* lady, smiling: see, i knew people would be staring at it. tech: sure, well, we need to get the back panel inside there removed so could you empty all this please?
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
truly epic fog this morning. fully expecting fey nonsense or some eldritch horrors.
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Chris McMullen @marmaladebus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 25/09/2026
The best 25 seconds of your day 😊 #sqrlpix
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
holy shit the absolute audacity of asking that. there is an uppance here i sincerely hope comes.
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh shit it's pathfinder night (1e) and where we left off my alchemist had 3hp and was hiding from a dragon. currently tiny size so it shouldn't be able to reach me so i can heal but if things go wrong i may not actually play much this session. wish me luck!
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1. hot dish 2. that thing where you stand outside just staring into the distance taking in nature for a minute 3. apologizing (adapted from canada) 4. caring for neighbors 5. free meals in schools 6. feed the squirrels too
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the ducks in the parks are still free, you can just grab one and take it home. but you can tip the park, just dump out a bag of chips or nuts or some other treat on the ground.
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
mmmmmmm, jo jacon boga cheesy baja papcerz wrdep cheesy parneson crispy trep trealdrop cal...
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeequinox
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
da fuq u mean 'objective conditions' ice is still shooting people, 3rd country deportations, concentration camps, and econ shit just getting started. i get there's lots of dum and evil people but we can get this number so much lower
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
eyebrows are technically facial hair
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
1. i should eat the frame, point out this is just him being anti-renewables, the whole premise is stupid 2. isn't electrocution incredibly painful? and you might get eaten anyways? the depths of this moron's moronity still manage to amaze me
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i'm sure 'tender process' is an industry term or something but i like to think it is tender as in soft, kind, gentle. be nice to the doctor, they've been through a lot.
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
yeeeeaaaahh let's get drenched
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fun fact, male squirrels don't have nipples. this came up in d&d discussing druid wild shapes.
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
with sincere apologies to the late mr. hedberg, this came into my head when it was clear how totally all-together this much-worse mitch was and i had to do it.
The cover of Mitch Hedberg's 'Mitch All Together' album, poorly shopped to say mcconnel instead of Hedberg and having the Senator's vacant, open-mouthed look pasted over Hedberg's face.
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Swords | The Webcomic @swordscomic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🆕 S is for Shamshir #comics #swordscomic
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
wow i read a description of this and assumed it was a joke but this is literally naked sweeny with random sports stuff labeled 'just sports'
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
every fucking dem, strategist, lib, resist, etc *whatever* needs to learn this. they should run drills to practice.
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Mikel Reparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
we've got these smart speakers around our house, primarily to be able to listen to music just by asking for it. i know there are issues with that, but autistic kiddo really loves that ability, helps them regulate sometimes by just being able to put on music they want to hear, at a moment's notice.
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i've got 9/9 problems but lacking a good thread to learn about this important event ain't one
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Rachel Pinnelas 💭 @racheaissance.com · 08/09/2026
RT if you’ve never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
youtu.be/EvSjYYep3t4?... for no particular reason. if you've never seen, highly recommend this weird af music video
youtu.be
Hot Chip - I Feel Better (Official Video) (HD)
YouTube video by HotChipVEVO
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
what's your damage, weather?
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this fucken guy. rips off anyone he can, as badly as he can, and calls that business. so of course, he sees trade as a negative, he assumes everyone is scamming each other i guess. oof.
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
accidentally knocked a lamp off a desk and said 'oh no, the lantern.' then proceeded to stare at it on the ground for 30 seconds while brain got stuck trying to remember the right word.
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
so much great crop art at the mn state fair incl lots of anti-ice stuff, much of which made me tear up. but of course i gotta shout out the high quality squirrel artwork.
Crop Art from MN State Fair. On left is neon-looking arrow with 'SQUIRRELS' x3 pointing to right, on right is "1 in 5 Squirrels Steals Nuts / Bad Seed Squirrel" with a lovely depiction of everyone's favorite creature. Left artwork is by Kristen Bywater, right is by Linda Wing.To the right of the prev 2 artworks, by artist Wendy Brozie, quality Crop Art of a squirrel holding a Nut Goodie with a thought bubble thinking 'Jackpot'
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express
Grid of 9 pictures of squirrels
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
eugenics and fascism, sitting in a tree, k-i-l-l-i-n-g :(
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
anyways, gonna go play some pathfinder, my alchemist just got a flying broom so hopefully i can drop bombs on some stone giants and not get knocked out of the sky.
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i filled this out marking bands i have literally heard of, i do like most of these so maybe i should check out these 50+ bands that apparently losers like but i have never heard of
ultimate loser music bingo with a little less than half of them with dots on
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i already *had* a really emotional day about dolly parton yesterday and now tim curry for double heartbreak. i feel like today is going to be a day of deep, sad sighs.
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
fuuuuuuuuuuuck
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
had a great #d&d session with the kids last night. i prefer #pathfinder but they are young and insisted so i make the best of it. had a rule-of-cool type moment where monk got to add radiant to their punches vs shadow monsters for lore reasons and kid was yelling with excitement. happy dad moment.
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
my brain skipped over the word 'attack' in this headline and for a second i was wondering who mark ruffalo was merging with
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
fievel come get your creepy adopted cousin or whoever this guy is, he's bringing shame to the mousekewitz name
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
introduce yourself as what almost killed you hi, i'm cells replicating too much, you'd give your left nut to get rid of me. ,,,and also alcoholism many years before that
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
feet are hurting and i'm thinking demons have the right idea with the goat hoof thing
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the writers missed a golden opportunity for comedy to have it happen while he was in the catering thing.
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
hell is other people when you are trying to provide some sort of tech support and they don't listen where you have to repeat yourself multiple times. and they tell you they already did something you suggest when they, in fact, did not.
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i love to see infrastructure improvements getting recognition
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
call 1-900-wheeze-a-lot shake that in-ha-ler baby got asthma
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a squirrel @iamasquirrel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
'naturally these vampires can turn into cars' fuckin sent me
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