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@i-am-j.ag
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Staff Software Engineer @ Hungryroot (Platform engineering / Python / Django) Co-founder @ SeekHealing Autistic/ADHD; ENM; one of (((them))) Asheville, NC

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jag @i-am-j.ag · 10/10/2026
Wikipedia headings:

* Background
* Legacy
* LGBT significance
* Trombone solo
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 04/10/2026
"Hide all activity bubbles in feed"
A screenshot of Instagram preferences
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 01/10/2026
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 01/10/2026
My dude, I really truly hope you watch this video. I'm quite serious. It's important that you do.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 25/09/2026
Not all men, but definitely this fucking guy
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 15/09/2026
The Economist cover from right before the 2024 election showing the dollar launching like a rocket with the tagline "The envy of the world"
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 05/09/2026
Barbie doll wide eyed and disturbed
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 04/09/2026
My brain 2 seconds after I lock a door: 

Image of a YouTube video entitled did the past really happen?
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 24/08/2026
DS9 meme: 

Is it men again? 

It would appear so. 

-facepalm- *sigh*
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 24/08/2026
Oh no
Oh no
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 21/08/2026
Parks and Rec meme: I don't know who Hasan Piker is and at this point I'm afraid to ask
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 21/08/2026
11 days later...
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 20/08/2026
Me, looking at the next couple of weeks.
A dude standing on a beach as a giant tidal wave looms over him. He has a thought bubble that reads: "Well... fuck."
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 19/08/2026
succubarbie

i miss the era where rapist and pedophile men were rounded up and slaughtered at a festival in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

jackson-dies-at-the-end

Let's bring that back. How do we do that?

succubarbie

by rounding up all the rapist and pedophile men and slaughtering them at festivals in honor of the goddess artemis, protector of girls

Source: succubarbie
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 17/08/2026
Rah: Can't people on the Internet be normal just once around the topic of video games? The Internet:
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 12/08/2026
Mayor Quimby: Very well. If that is the way the winds are blowing let no one say I don't also blow
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 11/08/2026
Shooting the guy in the chair meme. 

Image 1: Votes to confirm RFK Jr to HHS

Image 2: How could the administration be so wrong on the science?
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 10/08/2026
The sand people from Star Wars yelling, captioned *meme stealing noises*
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 10/08/2026
A meme: 

Did I trigger you? 
Are you triggered? 
Please react. 
My self worth is wrapped in making people upset.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 09/08/2026
Krieger from Archer: STOP! My penis can only get so erect.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 08/08/2026
Five years and not any bit easier. I miss you, Mom. 🖤🕯️
My mom, looking at me through heart hands.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 02/08/2026
ST:D meme with Janeway and 7/9

Janeway: "Is it men again?"
7/9: "It would appear so"
Janeway, facepalming: "*sigh*"
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 29/07/2026
Power is out. But the candlelit vibes in my place are pretty immaculate.
Candlelit painting of an African elephant on my wall.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 28/07/2026
Oscar from "The Office": "The real crime, I think, was the beard."
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 28/07/2026
Picture: a condom in a wrapper with a pushpin through it and a post it note saying "Have a Safe Weekend!"

Oh no.

Oh no.

Oh no.

Why are you saying "oh no" there's a reason the condom was there. Would you rather whoever took it to go have unsafe sex?

the pin

OH NO
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 28/07/2026
Was this the case that launched a thousand shits? And burned the bottomless bowels and ileum?
A photo of cases of Taylor Farms lettuce.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 26/07/2026
ceej
@ceej.online
you have somehow made the exact point of my post, in a reply to my post, without having understood my post
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 19/07/2026
This place has the juice. @onbluskysku.bsky.social @rismith.bsky.social @cooperlund.online @golikehellmachine.com @kairyssdal.bsky.social
Barrista @onbluskysku.bsky.social
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Bluesky Elder
MORE TOM CRUISE???

RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social. 4m
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Now that we finished with Tom Cruise, we turn it over to Tom Cruise

Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online.
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Bluesky Elder
I'm sure that Tom Cruise thing sounded like a better idea in a private jet fueled by bribe money

GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com.
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Bluesky Elder
well known soccer fan, tom cruise

Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social.
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Bluesky Elder
Tom Cruise, noted soccer icon
Kill me
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 19/07/2026
Picture is Dave Chappelle in a comical fortune teller outfit with a crystal ball and a tarot deck looking knowingly at the camera. 

Caption: Neurodivergent people when their intuition is proven right once again
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 19/07/2026
Simpsons meme picturing Homer smiling but the rest of the Simpson family and the Flanders family glaring angrily at him.

Caption reads: Autistic me blissfully unaware I've just broken an unwritten neurotypical rule
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 18/07/2026
Wonder if you're autistic? I have a very simple test to help you determine: What is this a picture of?
I'm sorry, friends using a screen reader... This test unfortunately is visual.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 16/07/2026
Cartoon. 

First frame, two kids say "Mom can we have..." with a picture of serotonin and dopamine. 

Second frame, Mom replies "no we have neurotransmitters at home"

Third frame shows the neurotransmitters at home: adrenaline and cortisol
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 16/07/2026
Caption: "When you ask me how I'm doing and I say I'm functioning, this is what I mean"

Picture is of a bathroom sink whose bowl is broken, half missing, and barely clinging to the wall, but the faucet still runs and is still directly over the drain so it technically still works.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 16/07/2026
This is basically this meme but for social media moderation.
The Al design of your email is clever, but significantly lacks warmth.

Would it be possible to be contacted by a human being moving forward instead of AI?

Many thanks,It's not an Al. I'm just Autistic.

See you next Friday.

Sent from Proton Mail mobile
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 16/07/2026
Kevin Bacon from Footloose speech bubble meme
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 15/07/2026
A whole lot of new accounts with AI generated profile pics and names not matching their handles have followed me in the last 24hrs. We have a new mass bad actor getting around the T&S controls, it seems. cc: @rahaeli.bsky.social you might be interested
A screenshot of some of the followers who look like bots from the same bad actor
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 15/07/2026
It me.
A 3.5" floppy drive with a printed label that reads: Works but makes Sad Noises.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 15/07/2026
A tweet: 

Shelf

@shelfcomedy

me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles

god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 12/07/2026
A The Good Place meme where Michael is reading this tweet: 

such nerve!

@suchnerve

autistic people will see a "honk if you like pizza" bumper sticker and think it means "if i like pizza, i should honk"

And Jason replies:

- Yeah, dawg.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 11/07/2026
Political power in medieval Germany was always split between, on the one hand, the few major families whose power could rival or at least threaten the Holy Roman Emperor, and on the other hand, a collection of independent towns and smallholders. The balance of power was, one could say, between five guys, burghers, and freis.

#history

#wordplay

#puns
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 09/07/2026
This analyst concluded by giving SPCX a "buy" rating.
Funding risk: We forecast no FCF-positive year before 2035 and
average external capital needs of roughly $84bn per year from 2027 to 2034. If debt markets cannot absorb this financing need, SpaceX may need to issue equity, reduce growth investment, or slow deployment.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 08/07/2026
I'm boycotting it because it took me way too long to realize this movie isn't named "Ths Thdpssssps"
The movie poster for The Odyssey where they wrote the title as θDΨSSΣΨ
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 01/07/2026
I think Mr. Mystal worded it well. bsky.app/profile/elie...
Democrats, meanwhile, are likely to treat this bare win in Barbara just like they treated Roe: as a settled victory that requires no more legislation or defense. They are likely to throw Barbara back in the face of court reformers-as if a 5-4 ruling that the 14th Amendment means what it says is some kind of enduring victory-and media pundits are likely to use Barbara as an example of the court "standing up to Trump," even though the dissents literally told Trump what to do next to accomplish his unconstitutional goals.

We can already see this playing out. Earlier today, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer was claiming victory, declaring in a statement: "No matter how much President Trump tries to steal citizenship from people... the Supreme Court confirmed today that those born in America are American." My brother, read the dissents please. They don't say "no matter how much Trump tries," they say "Trump should try again."

Republicans will use Barbara as a rallying cry, Democrats will use it as an excuse to do nothing.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 29/06/2026
A Tumblr thread: 

gayarsonist


but if i don't hyperfixate i'll get depressed and die

angelwormwood

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

princecharmingtobe


*desperately digs through old hyperfixations* there must be SOMETHING

aniseandspearmint


*frantically picks up random new things and shakes them* awww c'mon, TRIGGER THE HAPPY CHEMICALS *shake shake shake*
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 29/06/2026
A Tumblr thread:

bigbardafree

being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god please

jadelyn

I feel like neurotypical ppl tend to underestimate MI ppls level of self-awareness abt our disorders. Like, believe you me, I am well aware that my brain is a rampant shitshow. That doesn't mean I can make it stop doing shit though.

oldsouldier


A picture of John Mulaney performing stand-up with the quote in the subtitle:

I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 29/06/2026
Asheville. Not super high though like 2100ft.
10 day forecast for Asheville showing highs in the upper 80s with decent chances for rain every day.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 29/06/2026
Mason @real Mason Mohon 1h

You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don't understand marriage

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Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites. 1h

The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting.


Mason @real Mason Mohon.23m

Apologies for misunderstanding. As I'm sure you know, many others use it to represent something else

Ephraim Stone

@TEStoneWrites

I also suck dick

11:18 PM

2/9/24 from Earth
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 28/06/2026
Dril's "I'm not mad" tweet.
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 28/06/2026
A tweet: 

youngmi mayer @ymmayer.

hello one person i started having a conversation with at a party where i don't know anyone! here's some extremely private information about me and my mental illness
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jag @i-am-j.ag · 28/06/2026
Geordi LaForge meme: 

Not having it: Neurodivergent and curvy

There ya go: "Autisthicc"
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