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Hypnotic Harlequin

@hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social
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18+ ONLY Hypno person, clown fucker, general weirdo. 30s Profile Pic by SleepyStephbot

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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Talking about a topic you mostly know about due to age regression with normal people is weird.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If so, I just helped about 6 ladies to up their scores.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pretty Lady Scareactor: "You're going to die tonight!! I'm going to cut you limb from limb!!!" Me [Almost vibrating through the floor]: "Oh no, that would be horrible...I'm very scared"
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Sleepingirl | חוה שושנה @sleepingirl.info · 13/10/2026
Yugioh has. SO MUCH mind control
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It sucks that most kink is based around taboo. Breaking taboos is super hot, but it means you need to start each kink idea with 12 disclaimers.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hypnosis and snuff kinks are the perfect pairing.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The issue with writing mind control porn is that every 6 months you'll accidentally reinvent Rick And Morty from first principles.
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Queso Rosa, Fantasma Verde @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
alternate switch fantasy is Unlimited Jester Privilege Forever
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Miss Hope @bisexuhorny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You hit one too many electric wind god fists so mommy's pulling out the baby rattle and making sure you don't know what a combo is
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is the funniest thing anyone has ever posted on here.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"So Harley, usually when having a panic attack, its good to breathe into a paper bag, as it helps bring the heart rate back down. However, I run a carbon neutral, paper-free office, so rather than a bag, you can put your face into my boot."
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was going to get this on PS4, until I learned that the Luigi voice option was Switch exclusive.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ugh, I'm not an age regressor, I'm just stupid, okay?
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Have any of you locktober people just tried saying Open sesame?
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Your son calls me Mommy too! ...you should take him to the Emergency Room, I think he has a concussion.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Girl, alone in a room, filming a how-to video teaching the choreography for her firm's newest song with the speed and enthusiasm of someone who is heavily sedated.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've got an idea for this. But I'm going to need your help, okay?
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's fall, so you can wear the sexiest thing ever made: Those themed, pattern cardigans moms in the 90s had.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Has anyone made a binder with a spiral pattern on it?
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Despite the conspiracy theories being really popular, there is surprising little kink material that fetishizes the GATE program.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doms DM me saying they want to make me cry. I don't get why they think that's impressive, I already do it every night.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you think, in a low moment, a ventriloquist has ever thrown their voice to give themselves dirty talk.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's Halloween, meaning I'm allowed to be obsessed with Kuromi without being called an age regressor!
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love haunted attraction werewolves, as its always instantly obvious which ones were designed by furries.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have we just tried flirting with the zombie girls? Maybe that's the solution!
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh to react to hypnosis like the stage show version of an anime character.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We call it blocktober because you pull back on your stick.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why do we do chastity month in October and not May? Locky is a way funnier name.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What you going to do if I do? Like how can a hypnotist stop me...oh wait...nope, you're right.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Transgirl who learns hypnosis, just so she can cheat at Magic: The Gathering.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You think I'm lying when I say we should keep you in your cage?! Well, would you like me to go get Princess Makebelieve, the princess who looks like me in a blonde wig but is totally a real princess and knows what's best for you? Because you trust her totally, don't you?
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Due to a typo, your new mantra is "Content is sexy," so you're now aroused by Mr Beast.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sweetie, you started transitioning after me, that means I know wayyy more about girl stuff. So that means when I say an outfit is totally normal femme wear, you should just agree with me and put it. Even if it says bimbo on it! It's just a girl joke you don't get yet!
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone needs to get more accepting of gender stuff so I can be really problematic about it for sex reasons.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You are the best.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Put me in a kigurumi head and then smack it like a piñata.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why are there no porn creators (especially hypno porn ones) who act like obnoxious threater kids.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, hopefully
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hypno creators don't lean into the propaganda video aesthetic enough.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Falls great as loads of snacks become little-coded
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"You have something behind your ear!" I say, before reaching around your head and ripping out your brain in one flowing movement.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sailor Moon is a bad Manga as they gave Sailor Neptune a hand mirror and never had her hypnotize someone with it.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lots of girls will pretend to be a vampire. But none of them will do the accent...
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They're dead, so they can't be sued! It's the ultimate loophole!
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let's roleplay! You're the big, bad vampire hunter. And I'm the innocent local girl who thinks you should really increase your public liability insurance.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Could the person who received the suggestion to cum whenever they heard the phrase "discount sandwiches" send me a message? I forgot which one of you I gave it to, and I've got bad news about Philly Sub's new commercial.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you're hosting a kink night with a clothing-based theme, please have changing space. I'm not riding the bus in a full latex suit.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It would be fun to roll around.
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah...the clown lady did kidnap me and drag me to her lair. She was going to kill me, but I started crying because she wouldn't make me a balloon animal and she ended up letting me go. She says its because I was annoying, but I think she was just self-conscious about not being able to do it...
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Hypnotic Harlequin @hypnoticharlequin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you DM me about sissy hypno, I will invoice you for $500
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