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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

anyways SORRY i havent had time to write any PORN. i accidentally became important at work and honestly its ruining my life :/

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

thursday to do: redbull kicker (peach) fresh tin of ons! (cinnamon, 2mg) liquid death (tangerine, i am aware of the heavy metal content) library prep (fuck you l*xogen)

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

i love being first in/last out of the lab 🪦

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

on hour seven of my rna extraction and begging for [REDACTED]

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

very into the fact that this has turned into my annual tradition

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

i suspect libra is about to be the next sign the internet hates and to be honest i have contributed to the problem HAHAHAHAHA

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Seth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ugh what a relief i would have been sooooo pissed if it was anyone else !

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i just want it on the record that i called it

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

near as i can tell from some very half hearted skimming on reddit: really terrible astarion book?

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wren @wrenanigans.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

where i create from

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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 21/09/2026

Breast cancer patients shouldn’t be denied hope of a new lifesaving treatment because Russ Vought thinks women’s health research is woke. I will fight this plan tooth and nail.

nytimes.com

White House Moves to Take Control of N.I.H. Grants

Federal officials are drafting an executive order that would place grants under review by an outside panel, the latest effort to redirect billions of dollars in research spending.

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

and here i was thinking the nih giving me a halloween deadline was the scariest thing to happen this month!

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

there's a beautiful taurus on the way to roll and share a spliff with me life is sooooo good

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

yeah it was news to me too ????? mostly he just hands records to the other guy on stage and kind of like dances around? it was a really strange experience even by my standards HAHAHAHA

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

yeah i cant explain it but watching him dj firmly eliminated him off the smash list lmfaoook

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

elijah wood smash or pass and you cannot lie guys ok

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

you know for sure that professor x is a libra bc he only lets hot people into the mansion lmfao

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

last draft dump before the holidays (libra szn)

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

yes i will curse sports teams for money just hit my line

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

dw guys i asked my tarot cards and they confirmed my preferred player will get the position

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

dude we r the same i have been fucking UPPPP a peach redbull this year

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

the ambiance is rlly starting to come together

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

asked my boss for a live animal sticker for the door into my tissue culture suite and he said YES

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

if u see me flashing a peace sign just know im doing it in the mitch mcconnells corpse kind of way ok??

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

my favorite part about being an air sign is just sayin shit

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i say im not an extrovert but then i end up chatting w/ the beauty supply store cashiers while they have their ciggies so like what is actually the truth??????

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larry ‘pixy’ @kadzu3.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Couldn’t resist do it for #romy

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

*gold trans am blasting in the background* archiveofourown.org/works/924928...

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

prayer circle that my fuck ass hockey team names a captain this week

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i want it on record that i have NEVER fuckd with ed sheeran ok guys jot that down

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness

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KDFoxx🦊 (Kenya Danino)@ NYCC @kaydeefoxx.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

"Petits bisous💋" #xmen #romy

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

kicking my feet thinking about messy old men :3

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

tagged as "fuck it the x men can have personal comms for sexting reasons" archiveofourown.org/works/924928...

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

microdosing straight boy culture is lwk kinda fun

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i'm also shitting so dont think im just doing drugs in the bathroom ok

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

ripping pen in a bar bathroom at ten eighteen in the am what the fuck is good

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

oops! my hand slipped! #romy archiveofourown.org/works/924928...

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

it rlly makes me so emotional like we really went through graduate school and zelink hell TOGETHER 🥹🥹 im so glad we were walking that path at the same time!!!

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