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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 7m

anyways SORRY i havent had time to write any PORN. i accidentally became important at work and honestly its ruining my life :/

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 8m

thursday to do: redbull kicker (peach) fresh tin of ons! (cinnamon, 2mg) liquid death (tangerine, i am aware of the heavy metal content) library prep (fuck you l*xogen)

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 3h

on hour seven of my rna extraction and begging for [REDACTED]

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 22h

very into the fact that this has turned into my annual tradition

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

i suspect libra is about to be the next sign the internet hates and to be honest i have contributed to the problem HAHAHAHAHA

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Seth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

i just want it on the record that i called it

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wren @wrenanigans.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

where i create from

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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 21/09/2026

Breast cancer patients shouldn’t be denied hope of a new lifesaving treatment because Russ Vought thinks women’s health research is woke. I will fight this plan tooth and nail.

nytimes.com

White House Moves to Take Control of N.I.H. Grants

Federal officials are drafting an executive order that would place grants under review by an outside panel, the latest effort to redirect billions of dollars in research spending.

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

and here i was thinking the nih giving me a halloween deadline was the scariest thing to happen this month!

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

there's a beautiful taurus on the way to roll and share a spliff with me life is sooooo good

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

elijah wood smash or pass and you cannot lie guys ok

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

you know for sure that professor x is a libra bc he only lets hot people into the mansion lmfao

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

last draft dump before the holidays (libra szn)

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

dw guys i asked my tarot cards and they confirmed my preferred player will get the position

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

asked my boss for a live animal sticker for the door into my tissue culture suite and he said YES

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

if u see me flashing a peace sign just know im doing it in the mitch mcconnells corpse kind of way ok??

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

my favorite part about being an air sign is just sayin shit

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

i say im not an extrovert but then i end up chatting w/ the beauty supply store cashiers while they have their ciggies so like what is actually the truth??????

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larry ‘pixy’ @kadzu3.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Couldn’t resist do it for #romy

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

*gold trans am blasting in the background* archiveofourown.org/works/924928...

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

prayer circle that my fuck ass hockey team names a captain this week

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

i want it on record that i have NEVER fuckd with ed sheeran ok guys jot that down

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

‘ed sheeran nuked from orbit by ms rachel,’ i mutter to myself, descending deeper into impenetrable madness

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KDFoxx🦊 (Kenya Danino)@ NYCC @kaydeefoxx.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

"Petits bisous💋" #xmen #romy

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

kicking my feet thinking about messy old men :3

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

tagged as "fuck it the x men can have personal comms for sexting reasons" archiveofourown.org/works/924928...

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

microdosing straight boy culture is lwk kinda fun

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

ripping pen in a bar bathroom at ten eighteen in the am what the fuck is good

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

oops! my hand slipped! #romy archiveofourown.org/works/924928...

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

im like if paul bissonnette was a hot goth girl with fantastic knockers

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

knowing that i present data to a room full of analytical chemists first thing tomorrow morning is rlly harshing my vibe guys i wont lie :/

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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

They call him Batman Beyond because he's made entirely of plant proteins

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Matty! @mattythemouse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Casual reminder to the internet at large that gooners are your friends in the ongoing fight to keep the internet free from the surveillance state.

Discord is going to reintroduce Global Age Verification, which restricts teen accounts.
Teens will face several limitations:
- Blocked access to NSFW channels and servers
- Sensitive media automatically blurred in chats and direct messages
- Mandatory message requests for incoming texts
- Restricted speaking access in Stage Channels
To lift these restrictions, unverified adults can confirm their age via one of the following options:
- Credit Card checks via k-ID x Stripe
- Official ID through k-ID
- Selfie
- Google Wallet

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rosieofcorona.bsky.social @rosieofcorona.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

the big dog himself 🐺 (wip)

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

u guys remember when miss am*rica made me shut hyperphonic down back in the day? veterans discount if u do and i mean it

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

lately ive just been giving irls my ao3 like fuck it whatever if you've known me longer than ten years u can read my smut LMFAO

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Yolebrat - commissions OPEN✨️ @yolebrat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Get mogged by the Dread Wolf. 😤 #DragonAge

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

he's genuinely just like me fr guys i love him

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larry ‘pixy’ @kadzu3.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Tried to doodle them like in 91st #romy

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

be honest u guys will u still love me if i write xmen fic and u cant lie ok??

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

warmup draft dump featuring my newest little nightmare <3

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werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

well everyone, mx. hyperphonic successfully got me hooked on xmen 97................... do i even need to say what im thinking or are u guys all already thinking it with me

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 27/08/2026

It's crazy that 40% of cops do this. It's true. Google "40% of all cops".

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