werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i just want it on the record that i called it 110
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026last draft dump before the holidays (libra szn) 000
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026*gold trans am blasting in the background* archiveofourown.org/works/924928... 021
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026tagged as "fuck it the x men can have personal comms for sexting reasons" archiveofourown.org/works/924928... 010
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026oops! my hand slipped! #romy archiveofourown.org/works/924928... 011
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 11/09/2026drafts + an action shot of salmonella 241
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026soft launching myself to a new fandom like 010
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026warmup draft dump featuring my newest little nightmare <3 110
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026there is something so beautiful about twenty five years of friendship 120
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 12/01/2026like a beacon in the darkness, a sign of hope and good to come 130
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 23/12/2025i need u guys to know that if i could photoshop i would make this solas 130
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 17/12/2025when u got two libras in the gc 030
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 11/12/2025mx. hyperphonic is never bored i'll tell u that!! 130
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 01/12/2025accidentally manifested departmental comments on my thesis,,,,,, back to work i guess 040
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 10/11/2025old friends, new beginnings, ritualistic cleansing, new little lady 030
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 11/10/2025thank god this libra szn has got the sauce 120
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 01/10/2025inside of u are two mulders 030
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 25/09/2025me, reading the world stage update this morning: 110
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 24/09/2025electra just tried oxtail for the first time and had a religious experience 160
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 20/09/2025pov i'm texting u on a saturday: 060
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 16/08/2025sister in law's water just broke and i got put in charge of the active labor playlist: 020
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 29/07/2025literally me rn staring at my thesis 150
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 18/07/2025everywhere i look i see Him 010
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025been on a treatment plan for my 15 year old ed for ten hours now and let me tell u,,,, this bitch got hands 340
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025happy mackerel night to all who celebrate 🐟 030
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 01/07/2025i need this piece published NOW so that i can share this line in situ with y'all 130
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 30/06/2025snapchat memories is so.... kind (eight years ago today) 030
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 25/06/2025tell me you have a scorpio stellium without telling me you have a scorpio stellium, i'll go first: 220
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 25/06/2025your honor... she's just a girl! 030
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 23/06/2025no context solstice weekend 020
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 21/06/2025three hours and eight years apart, a solstice on which i started to run and a solstice on which i realized i'd finally made it home. 130
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 12/06/2025sometimes i take down notes and am like ?????? word ???? let her cook !!! 020
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 31/05/2025y'all mx. hyperphonic and i went on a date 2 this new fancy restaurant and when i went pee there was not one, not two, but THREE cuck chairs in the bathroom 130
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 25/05/2025absolutely howling over this bc i did, in fact, win >:) 150
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 23/05/2025no context friday afternoon: 130
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 17/05/2025for all the hotties who saw the dread wolf in all his glory and went "can i pet!!! that dog!!!" nsfw / #solavellan / written for #DragonAgeKinkmemeChallenge2025 292
werner herzog's slutty evil twin @hyperphonic.bsky.social · 11/05/2025costar rubbing salt in my estrangement wound part two 020
