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Hylexia

@hylexia.bsky.social
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
my wish to the penis: make penis five-letter word, penis
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
@mattwilsoncss.bsky.social hey there! I took some creative liberties with what you included in your UFO 50 review video, but I've made this form and I'll delete my attempt if you fill it out (or think this is weird and want no part of it lol). I really love that video and your perspective!
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
a la cunt
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
i’m so lost in the sauce i feel like a meatball
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
cooked people cook people
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
dividing fractions the way i kept my change and flipped it
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
"sorry doc i forgot my wallet, do you take Apple pa-"
doctor explodes
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
who ordered the cuck nachos
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
my girl got IBS; that’s pookie bear with a dookie scare
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
hotbox your closet with a cauldron
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
standing at the edge of the pit twirling my hair and being all cute and shit hoping someone will notice me but they’re too busy fucking punching each other
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
my temperament induces exasperated sighs
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
i just pogchamped in my pants
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
reading a book like "man... i wish i had ideas"
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
could God give himself a BBL so juicy that not even He could fit through doorways
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daniël @kaasiand.cool · 01/03/2025
severance 3 #severance
Mark, Helly, Irving and Dylan from Severance as 16-bit sprites walking down a white office hallway, in the style of Mother 3 (GBA)
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ConnorEatsPants @connoreatspants.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
weed and blue sky 🔥 #yep
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Beyoncé is also the blueprint
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Lady Gaga is the blueprint
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
#doitforDale
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
"They" say "you" are what you "eat". Steve from Minecraft is made out of boxes. need i say more
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Do not go gentle into that Fortnite....
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
uhh
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Dear Diary. Wow. What a day!
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
she tilt my tower til i battle busssss
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
she battle on my bus til she tilt my tower
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
ok so Video Game of The Year nominees are all of them.
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Dear Diary. Wow. What a day!
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Only at Red Robin.
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Is Bluesky AI positive? Why have I come across accounts that are completely AI run?
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My favorite part of the Borderlands movie is when they get covered in pee and poop.
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
4 games, no friends
League of LegendsValorantCounter Strike 2Balatro
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Vagabond @vagabond-studio.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The rich get Richard
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
wait What
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
more like gaytriarchy
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
you're not even bozo. you're bozo 2
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prezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
is the joke that it's.. the sky ? the blue sky. -.-
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Unus Annus more like Penis Weenus
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Department of Gaming Efficiency
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
People live in the world. But the world lives in our minds. But our minds are of the world. Which came first? Which dictates which?
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Dax Flame has still got it!
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
dude Everhood fucking rules
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Hylexia @hylexia.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
i will be funny on here now :)
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