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Hunter

@hunterub.bsky.social
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Humorist, satirist, and political commentator, www.unchartedblue.com

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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 39m
Gonna spend the weekend feeding Grok into a wood chipper.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 48m
Just a few days ago a Ukrainian drone blew up a tanker in Sochi, Russia. It was a pretty big deal! And now here comes Trump with this new Putin 'deal' to send Russian fuel to America? Hmmmmmm. I smell a rat.
theguardian.com
Naval drone hits oil tanker off Russian resort city Sochi, triggering massive blaze
Russian officials said a Liberian-flagged tanker was attacked and a crew of 23 Indian nationals rescued
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 1h
A large part of me suspects this is a Trump scheme to pressure Ukraine into not hitting Russian tankers. (Ukraine has had great success hitting Russian tankers.)
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 1h
It's Friday evening, time to manipulate the markets again! Unfortunately: 1) Russia does not have diesel to spare. This has been a big recent plot point, actually. 2) This is several days worth of diesel and will do nothing for prices.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 1h
I wrote it up, because reasons.
unchartedblue.com
What makes a political movement?
Sen. Jon Ossoff shows how it's done.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 4h
Dragging yourself to a voting booth to support some candidate with a better tax or energy policy? That's a chore. An obligation, like jury duty. Dragging yourself there to support a guy who just told Mike Collins all the things you wish you could say to his face? _Now_ it's fun.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 4h
This is how you get frustrated voters to haul themselves to a midterms voting booth. When ppl see you fighting, it makes them want to join in. They want to be associated with Guy Who Takes No Crap. They're going to think of this moment when filling in the little oval and they're going to _smile_.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 6h
My sources are telling me Spencer Pratt made it into the giraffe enclosure at the zoo again. Yeah, fully naked. My source says zoo security is getting real tired of dragging him outta there.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 20h
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Anarcho-Crust Demon Hunter @jamesaskew.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is genocidal rhetoric
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 23h
Experts are pretty uniform in their warnings that giving mass murderers fame/martyrdom leads to more mass murders. Pete Hegseth's expertise, on the other hand, comes from long-term alcoholism mixed with, if his sniffles mean anything, cocaine.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 23h
Hegseth, an idiot, says this is because 'people need to understand there's serious consequences for these types of things.' But nobody thinks otherwise, and the real reason is b/c Pete is a drugged-up wannabe Nazi who has been ticking down a list of Nazi programs/obsessions as his own freak fetish.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We should have impeached and removed him so many times by now. Democrats know it, Republicans know it, the press knows it, his own aides know it. Addled hateful dementia-riddled seditionist and traitor.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can't explain why but there's something deeply wrong with nuclear reactor executives wearing jeans. I am not going to let you build 465 nuclear reactors if you're wearing jeans.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Born with a silver spoon in Queens, New York Even as a kid was an entitled dork Raised filthy rich by his racist dad Worst piece of shit that the country's ever had
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Past me would have never expected Marco Rubio to be the guy coming out full-throated in defense of fascism. What I failed to recognize was that Rubio is such a suck up he'd defend smallpox if a more powerful Republican told him to.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Conservatism is just a sex cult. Even the parts you thought might not be a sex cult are just a sex cult.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This thread is insane, and I am saying that as someone who already had to hear about the Lauren Boebert-Matt Gaetz-Boebert aide Mar-a-Lago threesome.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wrote a thing.
unchartedblue.com
In the future, 'A.I.' will let you optimize your moods
A.I. companies are developing new products to boost your 'motivation' and 'focus.'
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess I would feel better about this if even one AI booster had a vision for the tech that wasn't the bleakest damn thing anybody's ever said.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hello we have invented a new ebola called super ebola and are putting it in planes and spraying it across the globe. It's designed to steal your DNA and send it back to me, Sam Altman. Also it will kill most of you but the future requires I have your DNA.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just thinking about the global %age of electricity and resources now being used almost exclusively for global crime sprees. Cooking the whole planet for the identity theft machine. Getting yelled at if you don't like it.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wonder if there's a relationship between the dramatic national rise of a political movement that revels in vice signaling, belittlement and abuse and this new 'epidemic' of adult children never wanting to talk to their parents again.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am also increasingly convinced that YouTube & TikTok are cooking the books when reporting supposed "views". Wouldn't be the first time the industry's done it (specifically, to rip off advertisers).
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
See, this is what i mean when I say AI tends to make Tilly Norwood faces everywhere. Same face, different hair. We're going to see _so much_ generification in the cultural slop troughs.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is how he talks when Russ comes to him with some new genotype of crime so expansive that previous generations never even considered it.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To prevent a pre-election day algae bloom they're going to dump so much chlorine into it they'll inadvertently gas half of Washington.
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Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sorry about your dead loved ones. You know what would cheer you up? Seeing the granite we built the helipad with. Imported it from a quarry in the Dolomites. The highest grade granite! Guaranteed to never crack for decades! They say no one in the world could find this granite, but I said I know a gu
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sometimes it's realistic. Sometimes it's a cartoon. But this facial geometry is what the weighted models decided on as the composite of all 'attractive woman' photos and now it's gonna go with this one face forever.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Am I the only one creeped out because most AI representations of 'attractive women' have the same facial features of Tilly here, regardless of format. The AI decided on this specific geometry as and once you notice it you can't unsee it. So many slop mobile game ads with variations of _this_ face.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump says 'Let them take out Los Angeles.' Recall this map: The *entire states* with population smaller than LA County. Among them they have 80+ US Senators. LA is about 1/3 of Calif's population, which has 2.
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Ryan J. Reilly “paints a vivid and urgent portrait of… disarray” @ryanjreilly.com · 06/10/2026
Jan. 6 defendants are “the best of America,” says recently departed Trump DOJ official Ed Martin.
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Tristan Lee @tristanl.ee · 05/10/2026
Reminder that Vice President JD Vance has said that he considers Curtis Yarvin a friend
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Incredible times.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hastert, sentenced in 2016, was the last DC Republican to face consequences for doing crimes. I bet he was pretty bitter about that.
unchartedblue.com
Former Republican Speaker Dennis Hastert, serial child abuser, is dead
Hastert was sentenced in 2016, and lived to watch Trump skate past Epstein ties and boasted-of assaults.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It sounds weird, but politicians who violated 'banking laws' were once considered 'disgraced'. No becoming president, no running key House committees, no pardons, if you were caught violating 'banking laws' your career was over and the headlines would call you 'disgraced.' I wonder what changed.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For all the Trump/Hegseth bluster this is the most cut-and-run administration i've ever seen. Carter was tarred as a supposed coward for calling off a hostage rescue op that was going badly. What's history gonna say about these guys fleeing _Fairford_?
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The scientific 'method' is not how the human brain works, that's why it's difficult. The "I will win at gambling if i _imagine_ myself winning at gambling" is lizard brain stuff and it powers more of human thought than we acknowledge.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The 'teach the controversy' types are, I would argue, ppl who sincerely think that they can alter whether vaccines work or whether dinosaurs existed by amassing enough ppl who believe their alternative to flip the real-world facts. It sounds crazy, sure. But human brains do this _all the time_.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think we underestimate the % of humans out there who embrace magical thinking, eg think that the facts of a scenario _can be altered_ simply by believing something else. The notion that reality is perception and, therefore, suggestible. It's not just common, it's a core human instinct!
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was a revelation to read (grr, can't find link now) that the reason it hacked is b/c they had _trained it_ on the logs/data from pro hacker competitions, which included exactly the sort of cheat-the-test tactics it ended up using. Now the whole thing reeks of scam.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like Emperor Palpatine's nephew trying to sell you a Death Star timeshare.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't really know what to do with these pieces, because: 1. They refuse to used "illegal" & "unconstitutional" & "corruption" in the heds, deks, ledes, or body text 2. They disappear from the front page/headlines within 36 hours & never become THE NARRATIVE, contra EMAILS & BIDEN IS OLD, etc.
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spectro, I'll have you know the Holy Father was elected by the College of Cardinals on the fourth ballot of the conclave in the year of our Lord 2025.
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James Downie @jamescdownie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If it wasn't already crystal clear that Russell Vought should be impeached as well, it is now. (www.nytimes.com/2026/10/02/u...)
Mr. Trump was eager to see the laudatory ads on the air and told Russell T. Vought, the director of the Office of Management and Budget, to come up with the money from within the government, the people said. Mark Paoletta, the budget office’s counsel, and Will Scharf, the White House counsel, both said it would be legal to use D.H.S. funds. The president and Susie Wiles, the White House chief of staff, both spoke with Markwayne Mullin, the homeland security secretary, about the ads.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There are a lot of Trump officials who need to be impeached, but Russell Vought -- the quarterback of all the Project 2025 fuckery and a central player in the administration's overreach -- really needs to be at the top of the list.
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh! okay, that sounds good then
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder if they looked at the numbers first or are just assuming that the military will turn out in droves to support Sec. Testosterone and Pres. Warcrime.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sorry kid, Fluffy the Cloud says your surgery is denied and you have to die now.
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