Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's October 1st, and that means it's time for spooky stuff, like this drawing. 000 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026AI design is essentially design by the largest committee imaginable. The ultimate nightmare for any human designer. 0313 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"- and also she's like if Mr. Rogers was a girl but NEVER ONCE takes off her shoes so everyone can finally see her toesies!" 0151 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You know summer's over when you start to see the 9/11 decorations and "Heaven Nine Eleven" playing through the loudspeakers at Target. 020 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I think we need a new word for this kind of fanaticism. Something to encapsulate the lobotomy-like effect and/or characteristics of cordyceps parasitic infection for humans. I'm thinking "dipshits" 010 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 01/09/2026They're calling this the most perfect encapsulation of Democrat fecklessness of all time. 130 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 10/08/2026When I have root canals, I have my phone unlocked on my lap on the dentist's yelp page. I make sure they notice it, and say "Don't make me Yelp!" They've got masks on so I can't see them smile, but the front desk attendant told me once that dentists can't laugh because of policies. It's some law. 000 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I knew it was a joke as soon as he said he was kidding. It's a tell tale sign. 0201 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 29/07/2026On my deathbed, still running for re-election as a 15 term, 86 year old senator: "My final wish... Please.... Never let Cuba... have oil ever again." I take my final breath, my hand unclenches to reveal my phone on Grindr. An incomplete message says "Come over so I can slurp on your muscles..." 000 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This is a trilogy, they just haven't revealed the full title yet: Ebenezer: A New Ghost 020 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Breaking: Congress leaves passive aggressive note on oval office door. 010 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 10/07/2026My new piece at The Hill: "I Modeled an AI Based on 3 Mamdani Tweets and the Results Were TERRIFYING" 010 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The Vornax imperial insignia emblazened on Count Binface's inner thigh is not necessarily an endorsement of the annihilation of planet Veloria. 000 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 08/07/2026You lost when you explained that he's a rapist? Weird thing to infer, but ok. 010 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Scott: "Hello Senator! How are you feeling? We've been worried sick!" Staffer: (fuck fuck fuck... uh) [*Jimmy Stewart impression*] "Yeaaah, ah thanks! It's it's great to hear from youuu" Scott: "You sound great!" Staffer: "uh yeahh, how's Iran?" 010 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Breaking: Kid Rock spotted firing at Corsendonk bottles from an Apache Helicopter following tonight's USMNT loss. 000 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Can't wait to see who Dems will place in the race for Maine senate. I'm sure a consultant will look at the motion behind the policies of Platner's platform and STILL insist on running the ghost of Janet Mills. 010 0
Reposted by Big DraculaJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Ahead of its 250th birthday, I make the case that the greatest work of American art ever produced is made of garbage and was assembled at the behest of God by a Black man working the night shift as a janitor in DC johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/americas-g...johnpaulbrammer.substack.comAmerica’s Greatest Work of Art Is TrashAlternative title: FEAR NOT 21636205 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 01/07/2026You might want to delete this post after you watch Come and See. 100 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I see what you're saying. People can't make mistakes, admit to them, and change. People can't heal. Don't ever let anyone get their shit together and fight against the system they were a part of previously. You make a great point. 100 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Come and See was great, and if you don't know why he was recommending it, this is definitely awkward. 100 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026He's owned up to this stuff, and his campaign is explicitly about transformation. You would sacrifice a democratic majority in the senate because you're concerned about reddit posts. It's loser behavior. 100 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This must be NAZI HEADQUARTERS! It's in JAPAN who were ALLIED WITH NAZIS. Get insulted, loser. 110 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Have anything I haven't seen? Because this is the black pilled reddit snark from a veteran with PTSD I mentioned before. You can read it literally if you like, but you probably should stay away from reddit. He's owned up to this stuff. Show me something espousing serious Nazi rhetoric or fuck off. 100 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Wow, how incriminating. Did you actually read what he's saying here or are you insisting that symbols always only mean one thing? I guess buddhists who use their sacred symbol have to be Nazis too. 210 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Who honestly gives a shit, in all seriousness? You are so hung up on things that Graham admitted himself. Let me know when you find actual Nazi posts instead of the black-pilled reddit snark of a vet with PTSD. 100 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Logging into my bank account to see how much free speech I have for upcoming bills. 000 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It's never been left in my lifetime - just a constant slow crawl to the right. The pre-Regan moderate positions seem extreme and are called anti-American. Capitalism can't survive without ethics, and I don't see much remaining. 020 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 29/06/2026We, the centrist Democrats of America, solemnly swear to maintain our allegiance to corporate interests and keep our big tent open for Republicans who vehemently despise us. 010 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I'm older than this dipshit - thank god I don't look like a re-animated skeleton in a semi-transparent skin suit (yet). 010 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Someone should probably let them know that they lost it years ago. 010 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Hey man, let me tell you about a little something called Gematria, the supreme mathematics of language... A=1, B=2, C=3... 000 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 23/06/2026youtube.comCould it be SATANYouTube video by pumacub77 020 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I almost posted about how cool my doctor is, but I didn't have enough characters to also condemn the healthcare system. 0230 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Imagine a Don Rickles set - but after he suffered 3 strokes. 030 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Ok then it should be pretty easy to find some other evidence of his Nazi beliefs. 000 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Lets get something straight. I'm not arguing in favor of totenkopfs. I'm saying that it wasn't WIDELY RECOGNIZED in the US as a Nazi icon. The resurgance of Nazi's has definitely shined a light on it, and that's good - but it doesn't mean every past instance is direct evidence of being a Nazi. 100 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 08/06/2026That's not me with that skull face paint. That was my jewish bandmate. 000 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Sorry you think our protest of the war in Afghanistan on Halloween 2004 is nazi adjacent. But maybe you're right. Pictures mean more than actions. 100 0
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Were totenkampfs taught in schools? Swastikas were! Do you think everyone who watched the History channel memorized all iconography or something? Do you think I don't know what American History X was about? Or how about The Believer, or Apt Pupil? 200 0
