Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's October 1st, and that means it's time for spooky stuff, like this drawing. 000
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 29/07/2026On my deathbed, still running for re-election as a 15 term, 86 year old senator: "My final wish... Please.... Never let Cuba... have oil ever again." I take my final breath, my hand unclenches to reveal my phone on Grindr. An incomplete message says "Come over so I can slurp on your muscles..." 000
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 10/07/2026My new piece at The Hill: "I Modeled an AI Based on 3 Mamdani Tweets and the Results Were TERRIFYING" 010
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The Vornax imperial insignia emblazened on Count Binface's inner thigh is not necessarily an endorsement of the annihilation of planet Veloria. 000
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Breaking: Kid Rock spotted firing at Corsendonk bottles from an Apache Helicopter following tonight's USMNT loss. 000
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Can't wait to see who Dems will place in the race for Maine senate. I'm sure a consultant will look at the motion behind the policies of Platner's platform and STILL insist on running the ghost of Janet Mills. 010
Reposted by Big DraculaJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Ahead of its 250th birthday, I make the case that the greatest work of American art ever produced is made of garbage and was assembled at the behest of God by a Black man working the night shift as a janitor in DC johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/americas-g...johnpaulbrammer.substack.comAmerica’s Greatest Work of Art Is TrashAlternative title: FEAR NOT 21636205
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Logging into my bank account to see how much free speech I have for upcoming bills. 000
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 29/06/2026We, the centrist Democrats of America, solemnly swear to maintain our allegiance to corporate interests and keep our big tent open for Republicans who vehemently despise us. 010
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 26/04/2026media.tenor.coma blue skull with red eyes and a yellow circle around itALT: a blue skull with red eyes and a yellow circle around it 000
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Why would I spend time on introspection? I'm obviously one of the best people to live. Why else would I have billions of dollars? Introspection is for people who can't afford things. 000
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The thing people misunderstand when they say "users of Bluesky should welcome opposing (ie: conservative) viewpoints" is that they've been heard ad nauseam for years on Twitter/Facebook/etc. There's no new or interesting perspectives. Their "marketplace of ideas" is a butcher shop of hate. Fuck off. 010
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Halloween spirit jams with the kid youtu.be/-4SnIJJCH8w?...youtu.beThe Crazy World Of Arthur Brown - Fire (1968 Stereo)YouTube video by Arthur Brown 010
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 02/07/2023Came across some photos from the time we played a Halloween show in my bedroom. Rest in power, Gene Fowler 010
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 30/06/2023I guess these SCOTUS rulings make sense considering how mean people have been to their close and personal friends, the billionaires. 000
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 22/06/2023Watched the Tetris movie last night, and later looked up the real story to see if I could tell what had been exaggerated. I then found out that the "evil bad guy media mogul" was Ghislaine Maxwell's dad. OK THEN 000
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 20/06/2023Once again, mobile ads have revealed an uncanny insight into my soul. 030
Big Dracula @hunters.bsky.social · 18/06/2023My favorite part of Bluesky so far is that I can feel the worms in my brain starving for awful takes. I'm scrolling past posts, but I'm oddly not clawing at my face. 0100
